| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #48 | CRIMBCO scrip | 6,040 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #865 | Crimbo candied pecan | 8 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1253 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #184 | Crimbuck | 4,038 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #383 | Feynman gate | 28 |
| #285 | Gummi-Gnauga | 10 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #67 | M-242 | 200 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #377 | Senior Mints | 14 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #536 | Valentine | 48 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #240 | atomic vector plotter | 17 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #224 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 17 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #257 | black plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #235 | blue plastic oyster egg | 21 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1189 | candy cane | 28 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #320 | capacitor relay | 37 |
| #234 | carbon nanotube frame | 58 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #450 | computronic processing unit | 7 |
| #557 | delicious salad | 81 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1125 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #252 | evil googly eye | 17 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1067 | fruitcake | 17 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #923 | gingerbread bugbear | 24 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #346 | heart-shaped balloon | 23 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #61 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 51 |
| #235 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 16 |
| #369 | ion grid | 34 |
| #459 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 7 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #240 | lemon | 262 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #136 | lime | 133 |
| #955 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #187 | logic synthesizer | 70 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #277 | marionette | 6 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #593 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #727 | personalized coffee mug | 25 |
| #522 | pet rock | 15 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #689 | portable photocopier | 7 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #181 | quantum polarity inducer | 22 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #221 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 18 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #249 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 17 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #165 | sock monkey | 15 |
| #59 | sparkler | 200 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #312 | spooky felt | 32 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #370 | spooky length of string | 30 |
| #238 | spooky stuffing | 27 |
| #321 | spooky toy wheel | 15 |
| #293 | spooky wooden block | 25 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #466 | stick | 5 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #789 | stuffed doppelshifter | 14 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #54 | stuffed stab bat | 10 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #216 | sub-molecular interocitor | 17 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #463 | top | 10 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #901 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #686 | toy wheel | 13 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1819 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #501 | yo-yo | 60 |