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| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #229 | Ent cider | 50 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gown | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 bling | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #32 | baseball | 357 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #216 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
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| #601 | box of sunshine | 533 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
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| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #60 | cast | 978 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | crimbo elfling | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #651 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #283 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #7 | papaya | 36,641 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #247 | pretty flower | 987 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |