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| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #228 | Ent cider | 50 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gown | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 bling | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #31 | baseball | 357 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #341 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
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| #598 | box of sunshine | 533 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
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| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #60 | cast | 978 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | crimbo elfling | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #652 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #7 | papaya | 36,641 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #247 | pretty flower | 987 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |