| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #446 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #445 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1436 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2678 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1433 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1589 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2757 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |