| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |