Museum :: Crack Jackie

Crack Jackie

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	"Humorous" T-shirt	11
#911	1-ball	3
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#119	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	2
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#350	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	11
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#2129	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#285	Crimbuck	3,079
#3602	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#952	Go-Wassail	3
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#168	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	10
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#136	Mae West	10
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#374	NG	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#88	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	16
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#118	Scuba Snack	1
#185	Shivering Chèvre	5
#156	Skullery Maid's Knee	2
#395	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#535	Spooky Surprise Egg	15
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#439	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	26
#316	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	46
#373	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	36
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#800	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	6
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#60	Trollhouse cookies	1,121
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#233	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	20
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#117	ant hoe	4
#81	ant pick	6
#73	ant pitchfork	7
#74	ant rake	8
#69	ant sickle	7
#887	antique greaves	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#182	artisanal limoncello	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#359	bätzle	1
#6541	badass belt	2
#430	balaclava	1
#898	ball	6
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#176	banana cream pie	3
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#900	baseball	1
#279	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#525	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#1007	big red clown nose	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#132	black lotus	1
#846	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#131	blob of acid	7
#478	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#667	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#877	blue snowcone	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#665	bone rattle	1
#103	booby trap	2
#884	box	3
#958	box of sunshine	260
#122	brigand brittle	67
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#212	can of fake snow	2
#2439	candy cane	8
#704	candy kneecapping stick	4
#816	candy stake	8
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#621	chunk of depleted Grimacite	15
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#76	classy monkey	3
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#1983	club necklace	3
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#752	commemorative war stein	2
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#469	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1025	disease	1
#924	distilled fortified wine	2
#1640	doll house	1
#953	dollhive	5
#517	ducha de oro	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#505	effluvious emerald	1
#958	eggnog	15
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#997	elven cellocello	20
#191	enchanted muesli	3
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1508	evil teddy bear	5
#1087	eyepatch	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#287	fancy but probably evil chocolate	18
#634	fancy chocolate	5
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#1765	fire	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#1421	fruitcake	10
#379	fudge bunny	1
#453	fudge lily	9
#428	furry pants	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#174	giant tube of black lipstick	13
#1557	gingerbread bugbear	10
#361	gingerbread horror	15
#304	gingerbread mutant bugbear	11
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#109	glimmering roc feather	2
#232	gloomy black mushroom	14
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#213	gold toothbrush	2
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1158	green candy heart	1
#250	green candygram	1
#842	green snowcone	1
#123	grey cube	1
#655	hair spray	1
#2508	heart necklace	2
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#853	herringcello	22
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#208	holistic headache remedy	1
#434	horizontal tango	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#257	iGoogly	100
#662	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	100
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1072	jawbruiser	3
#1828	jazz soap	1
#1013	jerky coins	2
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#266	kite	29
#1001	knuckle sandwich	11
#121	kobold kibble	10
#328	laser-broiled pear	24
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#268	lavender candygram	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#129	licorice root	63
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#281	longhaired hippy wig	2
#378	los chinos	1
#89	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	2
#1348	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#1087	marionette	1
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#1088	meat vortex	1
#268	menudo ravioli	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#148	miniature boiler	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#2029	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#1463	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#467	nanite-infested fruitcake	10
#712	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	7
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#530	ocean motion	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#302	oozenog	10
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#1228	orange candy heart	1
#320	orange candygram	1
#157	orange peel hat	3
#861	orange snowcone	1
#318	orange-frosted astral cupcake	3
#26	outrageous sombrero	10
#620	papaya slung	1
#807	party hat	1
#1157	penguin focaccia bread	16
#473	perpendicular hula	1
#523	personalized birthday cake	3
#361	pet rock	21
#332	phish stick	3
#1147	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#750	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#1153	pink candy heart	1
#286	pink candygram	1
#596	pink pony	1
#134	pirate cream pie	8
#289	pixel hat	1
#163	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#1714	possessed top	2
#439	powdered candy sushi set	4
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#1615	prehistoric spear	1
#2040	pretty flower	1
#1294	pulsing flesh	2
#529	purple snowcone	12
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#327	ratini	1
#961	razor-sharp can lid	1
#1796	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#109	red paisley oyster egg	24
#661	red pixel potion	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#56	ridiculous cocktail	22
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#1432	[2108]rock	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#293	rogue swarmer	92
#495	roll in the hay	1
#3640	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3667	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#188	secret mummy herbs and spices	5
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#187	skelelton spine	8
#944	skeleton key	1
#441	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#547	slap and tickle	1
#271	sleeping snowy owl	13
#429	slip 'n' slide	1
#18	smile-sharpening stone	55
#803	snowboarder pants	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#798	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
#3321	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#224	spicy noodles	1
#1158	spider web	1
#166	spooky eggnog	23
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1478	spooky hockey mask	1
#1893	spooky length of string	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#606	star hat	1
#309	star staff	1
#281	star starfish	1
#420	star sword	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#1029	stick	1
#944	stick of "gum"	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#1826	stolen accordion	1
#273	stone banjo	1
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#22	stuffed Cheshire bitten	857
#2160	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	23
#1482	stuffed alien blob	4
#2908	stuffed angry cow	16
#2766	stuffed astral badger	17
#3257	stuffed baby gravy fairy	14
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#2505	stuffed cocoabo	19
#1581	stuffed dodecapede	1
#3200	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#3098	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	15
#3221	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	14
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#4312	stuffed hand turkey	9
#2570	stuffed mind flayer	19
#844	stuffed ninja snowman	4
#2812	stuffed scary death orb	17
#4806	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#2584	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	19
#2963	stuffed snowy owl	15
#4308	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	9
#2553	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	19
#2711	stuffed treasure chest	1
#1909	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	27
#316	stuffed yo-yo	2
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#802	sweet mochi ball	5
#351	tambourine	1
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1964	teddy borg	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#166	time's arrow	1
#24	tin star	12
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#597	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	7
#508	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	5
#399	tiny plastic Beebee King	6
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#591	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	7
#11	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3,793
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#573	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	4
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1513	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	6
#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#425	tiny plastic Father McGruber	10
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#231	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	19
#3898	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#377	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#537	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	8
#261	tiny plastic Queen Bee	9
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#546	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	8
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#3950	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#476	tiny plastic angry space marine	9
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#445	tiny plastic batbugbear	10
#487	tiny plastic bee swarm	9
#526	tiny plastic beebee gunners	8
#442	tiny plastic beebee queue	10
#674	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	6
#543	tiny plastic blazing bat	8
#3949	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#972	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#587	tiny plastic buzzerker	7
#364	tiny plastic cavebugbear	12
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3971	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#4889	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#4500	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#559	tiny plastic fire servant	4
#6185	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#3331	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
#6160	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3316	tiny plastic grue	5
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#3975	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#964	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#3905	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#3975	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#3937	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#485	tiny plastic moneybee	9
#6166	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#315	tiny plastic mumblebee	14
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#711	tiny plastic peacannon	3
#4802	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
#6205	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#4867	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#2843	tiny plastic star starfish	6
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1655	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2807	tofurkey gravy	1
#2813	tofurkey leg	1
#326	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#1404	tooth	1
#2528	toothsome rock	1
#1559	top	2
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#669	toy mercenary	10
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#702	toy soldier	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#478	tree skirt	1
#1429	tree-eating kite	12
#124	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#618	tropical orchid	1
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#185	tropical wrapping paper	5
#165	tube sock	3
#1443	twitching claw	2
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#2303	unstable DNA	1
#328	unstable quark	1
#1548	unusual disco ball	1
#729	urinal cake	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#123	votive candle	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#1538	wheel	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#276	white candygram	1
#1676	wind-up chattering teeth	4
#636	wind-up meatcar	8
#1245	wolf mask	1
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#235	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#2204	yo	1
#329	yo-yo	99
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 11,538 items total!

what items are this player missing?