Museum :: Lord Mackerel

Lord Mackerel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#652	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#690	Amulet of Yendor	24
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#1397	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#288	Bonerdagon necklace	38
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#273	Boss Bat britches	47
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#117	CRIMBCO wine	58
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#889	Cloaca grenade	11
#340	Cloaca-Cola	111
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#232	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#195	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#205	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#336	Codpiece of the Goblin King	22
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#900	Crimboween memo	12
#1910	Crimbuck	54
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#74	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	58
🥇	Dolphin King's crown	15,075
#815	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#546	Dyspepsi-Cola	111
#268	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#202	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	11
#192	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#186	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#1010	Goodfella contract	1
#287	Hell ramen	11
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1651	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	12
#19	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2,683
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2547	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#1570	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#188	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#54	Oscus's pelt	2
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	45
#2523	Rock Pops	2
#117	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2544	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#601	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#682	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#934	Travels with Jerry	1
#11	Uncle Hobo's belt	2
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#8	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	2
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#65	Wand of Nagamar	79
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1144	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#51	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#192	Zombo's skullcap	1
#918	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#11	antique packet of ketchup	953
#930	antique record album	1
#769	aspirin	1
#20	baby cuddlefish	11
#519	bacon bath ball	1
#485	badass belt	93
#1039	bag of airline peanuts	19
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#138	baneful bandolier	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#24	barrrnacle	833
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#38	bath ball gift set	67
#5	bazookafish bubble gum	3,561
#334	bejeweled cufflinks	13
#105	big rock	24
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#462	bit of clingfilm	9
#1102	blood flower	3
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#225	borg sock monkey	10
#1249	box of sunshine	165
#467	brick	83
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#705	buckyball	6
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1964	candied yams	3
#406	cheap plastic bottle opener	16
#422	cheap toaster	5
#504	chocolate bath ball	1
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#48	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	4
#135	clockwork maid	1
#610	clown hammer	44
#1180	coconut shell	2
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#68	crusty hula hoop	7
#208	cyborg doll	10
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#404	daisy	5
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#583	decaying goldfish liver	1
#579	defective skull	35
#9	dehydrated caviar	1,440
#342	delicious salad	175
#1363	diamond necklace	5
#819	disembodied brain	1
#6	displaced fish	35,536
#4	dolphin whistle	1,958
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2108	duct tape	2
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#401	easter egg balloon	54
#986	empty agua de vida bottle	22
#597	encoder ring	20
#326	ennui-flavored potato chips	131
#179	especially salty dog	2
#145	exotic orchid	1
#922	explosion-flavored chewing gum	22
#1441	facsimile dictionary	3
#919	fake fake vomit	27
#765	fake hand	29
#1883	fancy chocolate car	1
#687	festive sausage	2
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
🥇	fish stick	210
🥉	fish-liver oil	26,730
#11	fishy fish	266
#10	fishy fish casserole	120
#13	fishy fish lasagna	100
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#722	fruitcake	30
#661	fuzzy dice	8
#383	giant designer sunglasses	11
#2534	giant pinky ring	1
#235	gift-a-pult	2
#82	gilded lily	1
#946	gingerbread bugbear	23
#236	golden ring	95
#718	goth kid t-shirt	3
#1027	green clay bead	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#802	grue egg	33
🥉	hair of the fish	132
#4023	handful of confetti	3
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#1740	herbal stuffing	3
#627	holiday cheese log	2
#757	immense cyborg hand	6
#127	jamfish jam	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#980	jazz soap	21
#41	jingle bell	1
#815	joybuzzer	31
#295	killing feather	72
#685	kneecapping stick	15
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#267	lawn dart	1
#433	long-stemmed rose	2
#877	magical ice cube with a fly in it	26
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#1086	marionette	1
#666	martini	1
#55	meat face	1
#225	monomolecular yo-yo	307
#48	motivational poster	56
#500	mylar scout drone	10
#250	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#602	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#1397	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#1476	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#1337	obsidian dagger	11
#104	old sweatpants	691
#193	oversized fish scaler	14
#103	paperclip cape	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#806	party hat	1
#431	personalized coffee mug	130
#2716	pet rock	1
#773	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	25
#1105	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	16
#396	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
🥇	plastic vampire fangs	1
#163	plexiglass pikestaff	2
#44	pottery club	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#42	pottery training pants	1
#1207	pretty flower	11
#179	puff of smoke	1
#777	purple clay bead	1
#727	purple glowstick	1
#321	radium-flavored potato chips	160
#42	rat head balloon	3
#9	red traffic cone	1
#28	red wagon	17
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#554	right half of a heart necklace	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1364	robotronic egg	12
#2339	rogue swarmer	14
#191	rough fish scale	1
#939	rubber emo roe	27
#1021	rusty chain necklace	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#790	sawblade shield	2
#2009	shiny ring	5
#53	slow jam collection	56
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#1806	spectre scepter	12
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#300	sponge cake	1
#833	spooky hockey mask	2
#65	squirmy violent party snack	1
#246	stainless steel scarf	12
#224	stainless steel shillelagh	14
#261	stainless steel skullcap	10
#198	stainless steel slacks	13
#131	stainless steel solitaire	14
#127	stainless steel suspenders	21
#4	star starfish	555
🥇	stop shield	1
#1330	stray chihuahua	1
#131	stress ball	2
#725	stuffed doppelshifter	16
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#1586	teddy bear	2
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#1413	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#775	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1344	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2894	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#1619	tofurkey gravy	4
#1389	tofurkey leg	5
#925	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1238	top	3
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1384	toy train	1
#479	tree skirt	1
#1488	tree-eating kite	11
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
🥈	troutpiece	2,061
#391	tulip	1
#350	turtle pheromones	9
#594	useless powder	160
#506	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#16	velcro paddle ball	2
#1146	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	4
#1488	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#397	wad of cotton	7
#1047	whoopie cushion	21
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#969	wind-up chattering teeth	25
#318	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	140
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#650	x-ray specs	26
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#1146	yellow snowcone	19
#1011	yo-yo	19

Wow, that's 96,959 items total!

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