Museum :: Lord Mackerel

Lord Mackerel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#690	Amulet of Yendor	24
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#286	Bonerdagon necklace	38
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#276	Boss Bat britches	47
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#117	CRIMBCO wine	58
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#892	Cloaca grenade	11
#340	Cloaca-Cola	111
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#234	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#197	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#207	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#335	Codpiece of the Goblin King	22
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#901	Crimboween memo	12
#1914	Crimbuck	54
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#74	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	58
🥇	Dolphin King's crown	15,075
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#545	Dyspepsi-Cola	111
#267	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#204	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	11
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#188	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#1014	Goodfella contract	1
#288	Hell ramen	11
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1658	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	12
#19	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2,683
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2546	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#1231	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	45
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#11	Uncle Hobo's belt	2
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#8	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	2
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#65	Wand of Nagamar	79
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#1145	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#51	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#11	antique packet of ketchup	953
#931	antique record album	1
#769	aspirin	1
#21	baby cuddlefish	11
#518	bacon bath ball	1
#488	badass belt	93
#1038	bag of airline peanuts	19
#820	banana-frosted king cake	2
#138	baneful bandolier	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#24	barrrnacle	833
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#38	bath ball gift set	67
#5	bazookafish bubble gum	3,561
#334	bejeweled cufflinks	13
#108	big rock	24
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#459	bit of clingfilm	9
#1104	blood flower	3
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#224	borg sock monkey	10
#1251	box of sunshine	165
#466	brick	83
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#707	buckyball	6
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1963	candied yams	3
#406	cheap plastic bottle opener	16
#423	cheap toaster	5
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#1773	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#48	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	4
#134	clockwork maid	1
#608	clown hammer	44
#1183	coconut shell	2
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#68	crusty hula hoop	7
#207	cyborg doll	10
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#404	daisy	5
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#578	defective skull	35
#9	dehydrated caviar	1,440
#342	delicious salad	175
#1365	diamond necklace	5
#819	disembodied brain	1
#6	displaced fish	35,536
#4	dolphin whistle	1,958
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#2104	duct tape	2
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#400	easter egg balloon	54
#990	empty agua de vida bottle	22
#596	encoder ring	20
#326	ennui-flavored potato chips	131
#181	especially salty dog	2
#145	exotic orchid	1
#922	explosion-flavored chewing gum	22
#1439	facsimile dictionary	3
#917	fake fake vomit	27
#765	fake hand	29
#1883	fancy chocolate car	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
🥇	fish stick	210
🥉	fish-liver oil	26,730
#11	fishy fish	266
#10	fishy fish casserole	120
#14	fishy fish lasagna	100
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#723	fruitcake	30
#662	fuzzy dice	8
#382	giant designer sunglasses	11
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#82	gilded lily	1
#949	gingerbread bugbear	23
#236	golden ring	95
#719	goth kid t-shirt	3
#1028	green clay bead	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#804	grue egg	33
🥉	hair of the fish	132
#4018	handful of confetti	3
#149	hardened slime hat	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#1742	herbal stuffing	3
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#127	jamfish jam	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#979	jazz soap	21
#41	jingle bell	1
#813	joybuzzer	31
#294	killing feather	72
#686	kneecapping stick	15
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#267	lawn dart	1
#434	long-stemmed rose	2
#876	magical ice cube with a fly in it	26
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#1087	marionette	1
#667	martini	1
#55	meat face	1
#224	monomolecular yo-yo	307
#48	motivational poster	56
#500	mylar scout drone	10
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#2561	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#1337	obsidian dagger	11
#105	old sweatpants	691
#193	oversized fish scaler	14
#103	paperclip cape	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#807	party hat	1
#430	personalized coffee mug	130
#2716	pet rock	1
#772	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	25
#1104	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	16
#397	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
🥇	plastic vampire fangs	1
#163	plexiglass pikestaff	2
#43	pottery club	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#1213	pretty flower	11
#179	puff of smoke	1
#778	purple clay bead	1
#727	purple glowstick	1
#321	radium-flavored potato chips	160
#42	rat head balloon	3
#9	red traffic cone	1
#28	red wagon	17
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1365	robotronic egg	12
#2341	rogue swarmer	14
#192	rough fish scale	1
#938	rubber emo roe	27
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#787	sawblade shield	2
#2009	shiny ring	5
#53	slow jam collection	56
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#1812	spectre scepter	12
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#311	sponge cake	1
#833	spooky hockey mask	2
#65	squirmy violent party snack	1
#246	stainless steel scarf	12
#225	stainless steel shillelagh	14
#263	stainless steel skullcap	10
#197	stainless steel slacks	13
#131	stainless steel solitaire	14
#127	stainless steel suspenders	21
#4	star starfish	555
🥇	stop shield	1
#1341	stray chihuahua	1
#131	stress ball	2
#725	stuffed doppelshifter	16
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#1586	teddy bear	2
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#1418	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#1619	tofurkey gravy	4
#1389	tofurkey leg	5
#929	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1240	top	3
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1384	toy train	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#1488	tree-eating kite	11
#1041	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
🥈	troutpiece	2,061
#392	tulip	1
#350	turtle pheromones	9
#593	useless powder	160
#513	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#16	velcro paddle ball	2
#1150	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	4
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#674	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#397	wad of cotton	7
#1046	whoopie cushion	21
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#971	wind-up chattering teeth	25
#317	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	140
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#513	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#650	x-ray specs	26
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#1143	yellow snowcone	19
#1010	yo-yo	19

Wow, that's 96,959 items total!

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