| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1562 | Daffy Taffy | 7 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #163 | Meat detector | 4 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #1206 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 13 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #74 | brass stinger | 7 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #103 | cottage | 6 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #285 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #290 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #993 | eggnog | 14 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #209 | evil golden arches | 4 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1167 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #687 | marzipan skull | 10 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #486 | monomolecular yo-yo | 120 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #132 | palm-frond toupee | 5 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #968 | pixellated candy heart | 9 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #95 | rhesus monkey | 10 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #511 | teddy borg | 18 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #144 | tiny maracas | 6 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #224 | tiny shaker of salt | 10 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #935 | toy crazy train | 8 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #997 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1065 | tree-eating kite | 21 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |