| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1038 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1563 | Daffy Taffy | 7 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #163 | Meat detector | 4 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #1206 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 13 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1235 | bar skin | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1136 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #74 | brass stinger | 7 |
| #1269 | broken skull | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1635 | candy cane | 18 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #586 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #611 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #103 | cottage | 6 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #992 | eggnog | 14 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #970 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #209 | evil golden arches | 4 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1168 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #843 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2514 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #361 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #685 | marzipan skull | 10 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #487 | monomolecular yo-yo | 120 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #862 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #132 | palm-frond toupee | 5 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #970 | pixellated candy heart | 9 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1614 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #995 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #95 | rhesus monkey | 10 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #510 | teddy borg | 18 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #144 | tiny maracas | 6 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #224 | tiny shaker of salt | 10 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #936 | toy crazy train | 8 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #998 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1066 | tree-eating kite | 21 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2118 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |