| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #346 | Amulet of Yendor | 68 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #1284 | Crimbuck | 339 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #308 | LED block | 4 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #27 | Tuesday's ruby | 254 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #313 | bag of airline peanuts | 96 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #95 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #19 | blue lava globs | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #319 | brick | 118 |
| #71 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1033 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #315 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 20 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #239 | clown hammer | 115 |
| #302 | club necklace | 20 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #71 | cool spore pod | 1 |
| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #285 | defective skull | 84 |
| #12 | deluxe layer cake | 75 |
| #274 | diamond necklace | 20 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #251 | effluvious emerald | 5 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #19 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #714 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1371 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1423 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #546 | fake hand | 50 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #76 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #150 | foie gras | 12 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #73 | fruitcake | 326 |
| #21 | full lava bottle | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #41 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #56 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #72 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #20 | green lava globs | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #420 | handful of moss | 5 |
| #53 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #311 | heart necklace | 20 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #57 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #57 | hippy herbal tea | 81 |
| #52 | hot spore pod | 1 |
| #625 | iGoogly | 27 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #633 | jazz soap | 44 |
| #62 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #1248 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2490 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #58 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #71 | lavawater | 1 |
| #680 | length of string | 16 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #237 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 116 |
| #102 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #230 | massive gemstone | 5 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #315 | nanofiber cloth | 18 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #357 | oyster basket | 11 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #101 | paisley spore pod | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #299 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 90 |
| #292 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 103 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #17 | pirate zombie head | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #112 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #20 | red lava globs | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #287 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 21 |
| #402 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 17 |
| #300 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 21 |
| #295 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 20 |
| #1615 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #175 | shiny stones | 48 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #197 | spade necklace | 26 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #847 | spooky felt | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #938 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | spooky stick | 83,372 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #321 | spooky toy wheel | 15 |
| #560 | spooky wooden block | 12 |
| #183 | steamy ruby | 8 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #57 | sticky lava globs | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #192 | stone wool | 1 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #405 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 93 |
| #523 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 80 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #561 | stuffed angry cow | 78 |
| #498 | stuffed astral badger | 87 |
| #458 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 94 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #680 | stuffed cocoabo | 65 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #474 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 89 |
| #367 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 104 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #403 | stuffed hand turkey | 97 |
| #421 | stuffed mind flayer | 97 |
| #389 | stuffed scary death orb | 100 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 105 |
| #338 | stuffed snowy owl | 105 |
| #323 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 116 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #443 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 91 |
| #396 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 98 |
| #946 | stuffing | 9 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #326 | synthetic stuffing | 31 |
| #67 | tangarita with a fly in it | 5 |
| #380 | teddy bear | 18 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #146 | teflon ore | 1 |
| #385 | theoretical string | 39 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #338 | toy hoverpad | 49 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #22 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 11 |
| #214 | unearthly onyx | 4 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #67 | veiny spore pod | 1 |
| #152 | velcro ore | 1 |
| #149 | vinyl ore | 1 |
| #54 | viscous lava globs | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #258 | whoopie cushion | 114 |
| #588 | wind-up chattering teeth | 54 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #472 | x-ray specs | 43 |
| #645 | yellow snowcone | 51 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |