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RankItemQuantity
#3375-Alarm Saucepan1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#368Better Than Cuddling Cake5
#331Blatantly Canadian7
#1567Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air2
#379Bulky Buddy Box8
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#1852Corpse Island iced tea1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#2384Crimbuck11
#1659Crown of the Goblin King12
#1522Daffy Taffy8
#455Disco Banjo1
#814Dolphin King's crown5
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#199El Vibrato power sphere6
#110El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)2
#154El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)2
#173El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)2
#130El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)2
#229El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)3
#191El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)4
#109El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)6
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#307General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket2
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#756Gummi-Gnauga1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#1962Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#6Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1,000
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#672Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#1139Scalp of Gorgolok3
#1086Senior Mints2
#556Sneaky Pete's breath spray2
#536Steal This Candy2
#669Sugar Cog1
#217Thorny Toad trading card1
#2407Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#1151abominable snowcone3
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#409anniversary balloon2
#1883anniversary gift box2
#97astronaut ice-cream5
#627atomic vector plotter4
#624baby killer bee15
#4171badass belt8
#753bag of lard1
#1593ball2
#1030balloon monkey1
#825banana3
#285banana smoothie2
#399barrrnacle40
#1001bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1663battered Crimbo Crate1
#239blue glowstick7
🥈blue ribbon1
#671bottle of antifreeze1
#2560bottle of goofballs7
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#230box turtle1
#939bunch of bananas1
#475bunch of square grapes3
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#733can of spinach2
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#1141candied kobold1
#1128candied yams7
#2337candy cane9
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#340candy knuckles6
#1784candy stake4
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#1660cheap toaster1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1274chunk of depleted Grimacite5
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#365colorful plastic ball50
#1056computronic processing unit1
#1824corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1812corpsetini1
#308cursed black pearl onion4
#385cursed bottle of black-label rum2
#405cursed bottle of rum2
#273cursed cannonball3
#171cursed dirty joke scroll10
#259cursed sea biscuit5
#233cursed voodoo skull5
#1796delicious salad1
#3289diamond necklace1
#201displaced fish30
#1066dollhive4
#655donkey flipbook1
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#35duct tape shirt5
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#2348easter egg balloon8
#611elven cellocello28
#946elven suicide capsule20
#798empty Cloaca-Cola bottle7
#1208evil teddy bear8
#145exotic orchid1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#969fancy chocolate3
#1883fancy chocolate car1
#1553felt4
#1610flashing novelty button1
#2872fruitcake2
#129furry green turtle2
#1923ghost cucumber1
#1227gingerbread bugbear15
#1747gingerbread horror4
#938gingerbread mutant bugbear5
#692golden ring40
#1709googly eye4
🥈green traffic cone1
#402half-rotten brain1
#2508heart necklace2
#2516herbal stuffing1
#1881herringcello1
#656hyperbolic plasma focuser3
#969iGoogly10
#501ion-pulse modulation stabilizer6
#2408irradiated candy cane2
#1116jar of swamp gas4
#1155killing feather39
#820kite9
#376kiwi1
#116knobby helmet turtle4
#306kumquat1
#479laser-broiled pear18
#1422licorice garrote2
#510live wire2
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#791lucky rabbit's foot8
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#2077mafia aria1
#1087marionette1
#574marshmallow11
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#1463nanite-infested candy cane6
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#935pants of the Slug Lord3
#1057passable elf mask5
#1684pet rock3
#494petrified time1
#750picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#224piece of wedding cake33
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#756pocketwatch on a chain4
#1433portable corkscrew1
#2222possessed top1
#626potato sprout3
#100poultrygeist9
#164powdered toad horn1
#421purple glowstick3
#600quantum polarity inducer4
#1732really dense meat stack1
#490recursive spline reticulator5
#547reverse-oscillating klystron5
#417rewinged stab bat1
#1300rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1556roasted marshmallow1
#587[2108]rock7
#203rocky raccoon100
#1154rogue swarmer48
#1494rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#2229rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#981rubber WWSPD? bracelet8
#1078rubber WWtNSD? bracelet7
#1031sawblade fragment48
#868scroll of pasta summoning8
#179sewer turtle1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#338silver tongue charrrm15
#318sinister altar fragment1
#201skeletortoise1
#632soft green echo eyedrop antidote111
#2497spade necklace2
#374spiced rum1
#1488spooky eggnog4
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#1050spooky wooden block5
#530stick of "gum"3
#1586string of blue beads5
#1605string of green beads5
#1715string of red beads4
#2602stuffed Cheshire bitten18
#1806stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech28
#953stuffed alien blob7
#2250stuffed angry cow22
#3156stuffed astral badger14
#2019stuffed baby gravy fairy26
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#2415stuffed cocoabo20
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#1747stuffed doppelshifter4
#2603stuffed flaming gravy fairy19
#2468stuffed frozen gravy fairy20
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1067stuffed gray blob16
#2798stuffed hand turkey17
#2571stuffed mind flayer19
#210stuffed ninja snowman29
#2812stuffed scary death orb17
#2585stuffed sleazy gravy fairy19
#2303stuffed snowy owl21
#2667stuffed spooky gravy fairy18
#2073stuffed stinky gravy fairy24
#2581stuffed undead elbow macaroni19
#777stuffed zmobie1
#643sturdy Crimbo crate20
#571sub-molecular interocitor4
#930teddy borg7
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#1058theoretical string6
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#928throwing wrench5
🥇time sleigh1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#41tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter150
#85tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1348tiny plastic accordion thief4
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1902tofurkey gravy3
#1610tofurkey leg4
#1868tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1269toothsome rock6
#1559top2
#1582towel2
#1079toy crazy train6
#1564toy mercenary2
#1815toy ray gun2
#1439toy space helmet3
#1384toy train1
#3146tree-eating kite1
#1041tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#63turtle pheromones111
#2303unstable DNA1
#1281unstable laser battery40
#1146vampire duck-on-a-string6
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
#649wheel5
#872white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#338wine-soaked bone chips2
#1045wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2366yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 3,024 items total!

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