| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
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| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
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| #470 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 4 |
| #97 | Bjorn's Hammer | 4 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #843 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #59 | Boris's ring | 22 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #3599 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1361 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #180 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #69 | Jarlsberg's earring | 16 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1790 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #47 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #91 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 3 |
| #235 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
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| #2229 | Rock Pops | 6 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #928 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #51 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 21 |
| #535 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #752 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 45 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #375 | Wand of Nagamar | 14 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1675 | Yummy Tummy bean | 65 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #406 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #1747 | badass belt | 31 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #460 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
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| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #591 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
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| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1149 | canteen of wine | 11 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
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| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #387 | dead guy's watch | 15 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
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| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #351 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #543 | giant discarded bottlecap | 9 |
| #789 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #489 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 9 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #151 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #186 | llama lama gong | 19 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #198 | lucky rabbit's foot | 29 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #773 | marzipan skull | 8 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1138 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #954 | pile of candy | 2 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1726 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1458 | robotronic egg | 10 |
| #1742 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1554 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #677 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #248 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |