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| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
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| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
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| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #58 | balloon monkey | 34 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
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| #458 | barbed-wire fence | 9 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
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| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
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| #679 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #350 | half-orchid | 2 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
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| #53 | magnolia blossom | 10 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
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| #302 | s'more | 19 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
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| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
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| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
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| #148 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 4 |
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| #213 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
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| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
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| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
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| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #232 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
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| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #86 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
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