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| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
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| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
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| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #58 | balloon monkey | 34 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
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| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
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| #49 | magnolia blossom | 10 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
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| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
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| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
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| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
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| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
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| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
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| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
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| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
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| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
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