Museum :: Pun

Pun

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1436	1-ball	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1454	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#625	9-ball	1
#325	Amulet of Yendor	72
#315	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#4301	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1575	Cloaca grenade	2
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1428	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1074	Crimboween memo	10
#4248	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1771	Daffy Taffy	3
#229	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1668	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1405	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1416	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#375	Feynman gate	29
#1602	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#754	Gummi-Gnauga	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#1051	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1057	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#363	LED block	3
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1041	M-242	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2246	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#2547	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#1318	Senior Mints	1
#209	Serenity trading card	1
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#215	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2404	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#2607	anniversary gift box	1
#39	annoying pitchfork	66
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#2449	baconstone	1
#4175	badass belt	8
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#2044	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#726	banana	4
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#859	beer bomb	3
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2109	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#1653	blood flower	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#497	bottle of alcohol	3
#3305	bottle of goofballs	4
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#4503	box of sunshine	10
#2704	brick	1
#1382	brine	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#1819	can of Binarrrca	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#486	candy brain	5
#2743	candy cane	6
#1784	candy stake	4
#337	capacitor relay	35
#411	carbon nanotube frame	29
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#553	chocolate filthy lucre	3
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#1798	clown hammer	1
#3273	club necklace	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#354	communications windchimes	14
#745	cool mushroom	1
#168	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#163	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1479	defective skull	1
#466	delicious noodles	1
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#153	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#1623	dill	1
#1627	disassembled clover	1
#1026	disease	1
#586	distressed denim pants	1
#1639	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#395	double daisy	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1279	dwarf bread	1
#2058	eggnog	3
#282	empty blowgun	9
#1181	encoder ring	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#2681	evil teddy bear	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#1988	fake fake vomit	1
#1794	fake hand	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#968	fancy chocolate	3
#1200	fancy dress ball	7
#2007	felt	2
#1761	fire	1
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#307	foie gras	4
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#2871	fruitcake	2
#354	fuzzy dice	12
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#2821	gingerbread bugbear	3
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#693	golden ring	40
#2190	googly eye	2
#1168	goth kid t-shirt	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1909	green beer	1
#842	green snowcone	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#1280	handful of hand chalk	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#570	harem girl t-shirt	1
#685	heart-shaped balloon	5
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#179	hippy herbal tea	5
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#1069	iGoogly	8
#275	ice stein	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#274	icy mushroom wine	1
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#448	ion grid	27
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#1193	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#1116	jar of swamp gas	4
#1831	jazz soap	1
#1885	joybuzzer	1
#505	keg shield	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#1392	killing feather	34
#2060	kite	1
#1897	kneecapping stick	1
#145	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#2060	laser-broiled pear	11
#998	lavender candy heart	2
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2306	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1764	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1750	length of string	1
#1208	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#150	loaded serum blowgun	26
#288	logic synthesizer	42
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#375	long-stemmed rose	3
#565	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1349	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2078	mafia aria	1
#1894	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1845	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#292	munchies pill	1
#1565	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#1679	mylar scout drone	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#843	nanite-infested eggnog	6
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#2028	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#518	nanofiber cloth	10
#21	ninja pirate zombie robot	6
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2532	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1733	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#860	orange snowcone	1
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#613	oversized fish scaler	8
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1759	pail	1
#184	painful penne pasta	1
#806	party hat	1
#2035	pet rock	2
#1652	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1883	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#1233	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#1206	piece of wedding cake	1
#1154	pink candy heart	1
#286	pink candygram	1
#688	pink glowstick	3
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#2046	pixellated candy heart	1
#753	plastic passion fruit	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#861	polyalloy shield	5
#1183	pool cue	1
#2220	possessed top	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#2035	pretty flower	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2252	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1644	puce striped oyster egg	1
#891	purple snowcone	1
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#342	questionable taco	1
#866	rag doll	2
#642	razor-tipped yo-yo	12
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2536	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#846	red snowcone	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#31	rhesus monkey	48
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1696	rogue swarmer	35
#2275	roll of toilet paper	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#2765	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#2735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#1960	rubber emo roe	1
#308	sausage pizza	3
#1749	sawblade fragment	31
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#607	shot of tomato schnapps	2
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#968	snake	2
#909	sock monkey	2
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#972	sparkler	2
#159	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
#1397	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1368	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#3326	spooky eggnog	1
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#1094	spooky felt	7
#1144	spooky length of string	7
#1086	spooky lipstick	1
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#233	spooky mushroom wine	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#797	spooky wooden block	8
#288	star shirt	1
#784	stick	2
#944	stick of "gum"	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#249	stinky mushroom wine	1
#502	strange shiny disc	9
#888	strawberry	1
#1412	stringy sinew	4
#7006	stuffed Cheshire bitten	3
#6934	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	3
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#8863	stuffed angry cow	1
#4929	stuffed astral badger	7
#7027	stuffed baby gravy fairy	3
#5649	stuffed cocoabo	5
#1575	stuffed dodecapede	1
#906	stuffed doppelshifter	11
#7880	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	2
#7820	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	2
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#8978	stuffed hand turkey	1
#5754	stuffed mind flayer	5
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#6374	stuffed scary death orb	4
#7679	stuffed snowy owl	2
#8881	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#3041	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#7821	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	2
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#2642	stuffing	1
#595	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#523	synthetic stuffing	12
#1210	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1964	teddy borg	1
#1188	ten-leaf clover	1
#642	theoretical string	17
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#8186	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4312	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#4540	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8208	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8119	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#8169	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#8089	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#4494	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8185	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8088	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#8123	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8064	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8100	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8107	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#4343	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4463	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#8221	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8155	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#4478	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3155	toast	1
#1864	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1139	tooth	2
#393	toothbrush	1
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#2069	top	1
#1842	towel	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#701	toy hoverpad	15
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#1106	toy wheel	6
#479	tree skirt	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#524	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#1709	unstable laser battery	32
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#1063	vibrating cyborg knife	7
#1550	vinegar	2
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#510	war tongs	1
#630	warm mushroom	1
#942	water pipe bomb	1
#649	wheel	5
#1935	whoopie cushion	1
#511	wicker shield	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#1222	wooden block	1
#595	wool hat	1
#588	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1455	x-ray specs	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#1797	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2816	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1327	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2118	yellow snowcone	1
#1636	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#1254	yo	5
#2364	yo-yo	1
#1863	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,368 items total!

what items are this player missing?