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| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
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| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #398 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
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| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #259 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 209 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
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| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
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| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
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| #33 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
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| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #40 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
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| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
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| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | jazz soap | 177 |
| #148 | joybuzzer | 175 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #295 | killing feather | 72 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #328 | laser-broiled pear | 24 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
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| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
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| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #542 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #174 | pack of KWE trading card | 16 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #188 | personal massager | 171 |
| #316 | personalized coffee mug | 219 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #141 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 173 |
| #154 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 174 |
| #345 | pile of dusty animal bones | 14 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #704 | robotronic egg | 41 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #310 | rogue swarmer | 88 |
| #270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 22 |
| #376 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 18 |
| #389 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 17 |
| #321 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 19 |
| #145 | rubber emo roe | 193 |
| #265 | sawblade fragment | 84 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #78 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 5 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #295 | spade necklace | 20 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #804 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #64 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #443 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #238 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 223 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #311 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 110 |
| #348 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 103 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #380 | stuffed angry cow | 101 |
| #482 | stuffed astral badger | 89 |
| #310 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 119 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #370 | stuffed cocoabo | 100 |
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| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #349 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 111 |
| #476 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 91 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #403 | stuffed scary death orb | 99 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #444 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 94 |
| #354 | stuffed snowy owl | 103 |
| #407 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 100 |
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| #360 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 103 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #292 | sugar-coated pine cone | 9 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
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| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
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| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
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| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
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| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
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| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #244 | unstable laser battery | 82 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #388 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #161 | whoopie cushion | 170 |
| #131 | wind-up chattering teeth | 195 |
| #159 | x-ray specs | 140 |
| #142 | yellow snowcone | 193 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |