| #7 | 0 | 1 |
| 🥉 | 1 | 1 |
| #141 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #14 | 18-picohertz resonator crystal | 1 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #20 | Amulet of Perpetual Darkness | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #54 | Azurite | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #58 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #50 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #68 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #23 | Charter: Nellyville | 1 |
| #91 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #53 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #26 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #432 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1369 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #171 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #48 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 1 |
| #38 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #207 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #52 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #60 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #50 | Eye Agate | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #7 | French-Transylvanian Dictionary | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Demon | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #26 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 1 |
| #30 | Giant black monolith | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #117 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #44 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #70 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| #308 | Instant Karma | 27 |
| #56 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #90 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #54 | Lapis Lazuli | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #33 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #308 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 1 |
| #51 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #110 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #18 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #163 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #630 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #2364 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #220 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #224 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #220 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #224 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #212 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #27 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #166 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #53 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #94 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
| #62 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 2 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #34 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #53 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #56 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #22 | abstraction: comprehension | 1 |
| #57 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #77 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #28 | angry agate | 1 |
| #79 | angry inch | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #39 | armored prawn | 1 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #51 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #38 | autumn dollar | 1 |
| #40 | autumn leaf | 1 |
| #43 | autumn years wisdom | 1 |
| #52 | autumn-spice donut | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #105 | badass pie | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #133 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #36 | bag of park garbage | 9,020 |
| #89 | bag of random words | 1 |
| #86 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #78 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #48 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #307 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #61 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #22 | beetle antenna | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #148 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #348 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #378 | bird rib | 1 |
| #24 | birdybug antenna | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #197 | black gold | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #462 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #195 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #20 | blue lava globs | 1 |
| #84 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #36 | boiling hot cocoa | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #43 | booze bindle | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #68 | bottle of sea wine | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #15 | bowl of prescription candy | 1 |
| #1900 | box of sunshine | 76 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #29 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
| #226 | brass gear | 1 |
| #1021 | brick | 29 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #141 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #44 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
| #69 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #55 | bunch of sea grapes | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #50 | burning newspaper | 1 |
| #50 | buzzard feather | 1 |
| #54 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #26 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #45 | candy carrot | 1 |
| #42 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #59 | candy rations | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #62 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #634 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #63 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #76 | carrot nose | 1 |
| #124 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #123 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #90 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #117 | chisel | 1 |
| #77 | chlorine crystal | 1 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #59 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |
| #447 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #206 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #186 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #104 | coal dust | 1 |
| #31 | cocoa of youth | 1 |
| #404 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #165 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #20 | colossal free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #80 | comb jelly | 1 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #127 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #140 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #9 | cookbookbat book | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #737 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #36 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #270 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #953 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #104 | creepy nursery rhyme | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #71 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #137 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #128 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #105 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #106 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #47 | cuppa Activi tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Alacri tea | 1 |
| #47 | cuppa Boo tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Chari tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Craft tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Cruel tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Dexteri tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Feroci tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Flexibili tea | 1 |
| #45 | cuppa Frost tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Gill tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Impregnabili tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Improprie tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Insani tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Irritabili tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Loyal tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Mana tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Mediocri tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Monstrosi tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Morbidi tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Nas tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Neuroplastici tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Obscuri tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Physicali tea | 1 |
| #75 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #57 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Twen tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Uncertain tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Vitali tea | 1 |
| #47 | cuppa Voraci tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Wit tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Yet tea | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #39 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #142 | d20 | 1 |
| #107 | d4 | 1 |
| #109 | d6 | 1 |
| #132 | d8 | 1 |
| #134 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #100 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #12 | day shortener | 1 |
| #208 | death blossom | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #273 | decent brain | 1 |
| #114 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #68 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #246 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #167 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #28 | demonic cow's blood | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #31 | deviled candy egg | 1 |
| #206 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #95 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #60 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #80 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #219 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #42 | drive-by shooting | 1 |
| #126 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #137 | dull ninja crampons | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #137 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #389 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #82 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #158 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #17 | electric mushroom | 1 |
| #54 | elemental sugarcube | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #14 | embering hunk | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #2232 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #653 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #26 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #84 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #19 | even more tinsel | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #15 | extra time | 1 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #191 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #227 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #532 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #164 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #27 | flapper fly | 1 |
| #165 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #202 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #273 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #777 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #108 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #94 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #139 | frayed ninja rope | 1 |
| #235 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #129 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #20 | fruity pebble | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #204 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #81 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #85 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #89 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #132 | ghost key | 1 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #65 | ghost thread | 1 |
| #46 | ghostly ectoplasm | 1 |
| #983 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #100 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #148 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #161 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #93 | gift card | 1 |
| #162 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
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| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
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| #105 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
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| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
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| #23 | haunted orange | 1 |
| #156 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #67 | heart cozy | 1 |
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| #29 | ice house | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #165 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| 🥇 | insignificant bit | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #49 | intricate clockwork egg | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
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| #56 | kelp | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
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| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
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| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
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| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
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| #130 | loose ninja carabiner | 1 |
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| #61 | marshmallow bomb | 1 |
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| #312 | memory of a C | 1 |
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| #35 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #89 | military orb | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
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| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
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| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
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| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
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| #46 | moomy dust | 1 |
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| #91 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
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| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #99 | mysterious chemical residue | 1 |
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| #363 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #215 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
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| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #36 | nugget of nicksilver | 1 |
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| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
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| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
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| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
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| #171 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1 |
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| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
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| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| 🥇 | parity bit | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
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| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
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| #85 | peppermint patty | 1 |
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| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
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| #33 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
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| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
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| #512 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
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| #55 | pixel daiquiri | 1 |
| #227 | pixel holy water | 1 |
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| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
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| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #225 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
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| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
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| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #70 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 1 |
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| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
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| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
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| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #121 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
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| #75 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
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| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
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| 🥈 | quantum watch | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
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| #48 | rainbow jellybean | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
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| #95 | red masque | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #110 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #93 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #42 | residual zeal | 1 |
| #114 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #9 | rhinestone cowhorn | 1 |
| #32 | rhinoceros horn | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #30 | robin flan | 1 |
| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #2678 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #475 | s'more | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #445 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #32 | savings bond | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
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| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #44 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
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| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
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| #52 | sea jelly | 1 |
| #109 | sea lace | 1 |
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| #215 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #132 | sea radish | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #35 | sea truffle | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #96 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #24 | senate fly thorax | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #57 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #70 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #60 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #57 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #18 | shim of shame shale | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #72 | shining goblet | 1 |
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| #265 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #164 | short deposition | 1 |
| #25 | short stick of butter | 1 |
| #308 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #53 | signal fragment | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #154 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #32 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #439 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | sleeping profane parrot | 1 |
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| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
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| #14 | smoldering leafcutter ant egg | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #65 | snake oil | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #101 | snow berries | 1 |
| #24 | snow fort | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #151 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #34 | solid state loom | 1 |
| #95 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #35 | sparkling orb | 1 |
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| #1158 | spider web | 1 |
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| #305 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #311 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #122 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #158 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 1 |
| #82 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1000 | star | 1 |
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| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #180 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #195 | stone wool | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
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| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
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| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #252 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #27 | sugar fairy | 1 |
| #1226 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #21 | sweet tooth | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #43 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
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| #59 | tennis ball | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #71 | the most dangerous bait | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #122 | throwing fork | 1 |
| #7 | tied-up flaming monstera | 1 |
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| #33 | tightly-wound spine | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
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| #106 | time residue | 1 |
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| #584 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
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| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
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| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
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| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
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| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
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| #66 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 1 |
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| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #434 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
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| #177 | vial of The Glistening | 1 |
| #130 | vial of holy water | 1 |
| #1044 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #56 | viscous lava globs | 1 |
| #143 | volleyball | 1 |
| #172 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #267 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #298 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #438 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #420 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #19 | water balloon | 1 |
| #16 | watermelon seed | 1 |
| #126 | whimpering willow bark | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1106 | white lightning | 1 |
| #117 | white page | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #176 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #169 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #155 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #71 | wind-up spider | 1 |
| #72 | witch's bread | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #46 | wool sock | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #76 | worst candy | 1 |
| #139 | wriggling worm | 1 |
| #461 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #74 | x-ray mirror | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #39 | yellow rocket | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #201 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| 🥇 | zero-trust tanktop | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |