| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #434 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 26 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| #302 | Bonerdagon necklace | 37 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #296 | Boss Bat britches | 45 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #366 | Crown of the Goblin King | 66 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #23 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 340 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #265 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #646 | badass belt | 77 |
| #318 | ball | 20 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #252 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #355 | blood flower | 23 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #495 | bottle of goofballs | 52 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1496 | box of sunshine | 118 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #728 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 12 |
| #943 | candied yams | 9 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #406 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 16 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 292 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #261 | doll house | 21 |
| #90 | duck-on-a-string | 21 |
| #360 | easter egg balloon | 58 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #108 | empty blowgun | 24 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #327 | fancy chocolate | 9 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #371 | gnoll lips | 9 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #508 | green beer | 25 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #251 | heart-shaped balloon | 50 |
| #346 | herbal stuffing | 23 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #368 | kite | 20 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #139 | loaded serum blowgun | 28 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #451 | lucky rabbit's foot | 15 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #51 | marionette | 20 |
| #8 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 63 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #471 | pants of the Slug Lord | 8 |
| #386 | pet rock | 20 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #18 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2,404 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #93 | rag doll | 20 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #216 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #319 | shiny ring | 78 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #128 | sock monkey | 20 |
| #255 | spooky cosmetics bag | 9 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #85 | stainless steel skullcap | 17 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #846 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #1032 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #749 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 61 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #600 | stuffed doppelshifter | 21 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #380 | teddy bear | 18 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 41 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #466 | tofurkey gravy | 19 |
| #446 | tofurkey leg | 19 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #219 | top | 20 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #65 | toy soldier | 20 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #71 | toy train | 20 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #239 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #1032 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #385 | wang | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #160 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #976 | yo-yo | 20 |
| #295 | zombie pineal gland | 15 |