| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #141 | BGE temporary tattoo | 6 |
| #118 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 8 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #228 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #56 | CRIMBCO mug | 299 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #179 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 5 |
| #737 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #586 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #253 | Crimbo candied pecan | 56 |
| #287 | Crimbo fudge | 48 |
| #280 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 48 |
| #58 | Crimbo pie | 80 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 3 |
| #37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
| #30 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 3 |
| #196 | Crimbot battery | 4 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 17 |
| #51 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 9 |
| #54 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 12 |
| #48 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 11 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 16 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #46 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 11 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 5 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #76 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 8 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 17 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 8 |
| #234 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 12 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 6 |
| #40 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 16 |
| #261 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 9 |
| #185 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 7 |
| #66 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 7 |
| #72 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 7 |
| #184 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 19 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 7 |
| #280 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 26 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 3 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 13 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #2697 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1264 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #258 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #387 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #92 | augmented-reality shades | 2 |
| #303 | baconstone | 26 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #609 | brine | 30 |
| #476 | broken cellular phone | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #948 | candy cane | 37 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #163 | choco-Crimbot | 8 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #315 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #533 | dill | 76 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #55 | fitness wristband | 8 |
| #337 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #298 | flowing hippy skirt | 2 |
| #502 | ghost cucumber | 89 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #151 | glacial sapphire | 5 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #478 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #473 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #19 | jumbo olive | 709 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #243 | lucky rabbit's foot | 25 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1198 | monomolecular yo-yo | 12 |
| #380 | mylar scout drone | 13 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #183 | paperclip | 271 |
| #80 | peppermint tailings | 415 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #407 | porquoise | 19 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #566 | recursive spline reticulator | 4 |
| #599 | red plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #577 | robotronic egg | 49 |
| #296 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #57 | smart watch | 8 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #260 | steamy ruby | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1164 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1668 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1635 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2254 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2249 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1618 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1079 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1066 | tree-eating kite | 21 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1757 | unstable DNA | 10 |
| #947 | unstable laser battery | 47 |
| #1146 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #370 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #421 | yohohoyo | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |