| #483 | "DRINK ME" potion | 8 |
| #71 | Adventurer bobblehead | 2 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #65 | Ancient Saucehelm | 19 |
| #35 | Angelhair Culottes | 16 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #61 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #38 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 16 |
| #210 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 46 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #56 | Colander of Em-er'il | 18 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #42 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 4 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #40 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 5 |
| #58 | Fun-Guy spore | 4 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #36 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 18 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #70 | Heimandatz's heart | 15 |
| #64 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #553 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 29 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #37 | Newman's Own Trousers | 18 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #173 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 12 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #85 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #65 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 3 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #703 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #40 | Yakisoba's hat | 17 |
| #623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #74 | ancient poisoned dart | 66 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #110 | brown paper pants | 2 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #43 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 98 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #137 | crazy hobo notebook | 2 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #65 | eraser nubbin | 3 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #393 | fancy bath salts | 25 |
| #82 | friendly cheez blob | 19 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #36 | gnawed-up dog bone | 2 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #283 | heart of the volcano | 25 |
| #135 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #188 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 14 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #125 | loadstone | 8 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #75 | macaroni duck | 16 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #250 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #53 | megacopia | 2 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #114 | negative lump | 1,104 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #855 | old sweatpants | 62 |
| #155 | orange peel hat | 3 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #340 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #633 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #162 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #322 | silver shrimp fork | 6 |
| #736 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #27 | superduperheated metal | 2 |
| #45 | superheated metal | 4 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #309 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #135 | wand of pigification | 5 |
| #435 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #234 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 4 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
| #146 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 9 |
| #281 | warbear trouser fragment | 6 |
| #373 | warbear whosit | 209 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |