Cpow83

RankItemQuantity
#483"DRINK ME" potion8
#71Adventurer bobblehead2
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#64Ancient Saucehelm19
#35Angelhair Culottes16
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#64Artist's Whisk of Misery1
#38Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental16
#211Baron von Ratsworth's monocle46
#197Battlie Light Saver1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#191C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button3
#57Colander of Em-er'il18
#448Copper Alpha of Sincerity5
#42Daisy's unclean bloomers4
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#40Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square5
#59Fun-Guy spore4
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#196Gauntlets of the Blood Moon1
#82Glenn's golden dice1
#36Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob18
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#70Heimandatz's heart15
#65Hersey™ SMOOCH1
#554Iron Beta of Industry12
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#814La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#907Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet29
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#105Mr. Cheeng's spectacles1
#37Newman's Own Trousers18
#1203Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#173Orange Star of Sacrifice12
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#463Pink Heart of Spirit2
#233Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#15SMOOCH bracers1
#14SMOOCH breastplate1
#12SMOOCH codpiece1
#12SMOOCH kneepads1
#86SMOOCH soda1
#10SMOOCH spaulders1
#1073Safari Jack's moustache1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#619Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#729Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco3
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
#65The Emperor's dry cleaning3
#68The Emperor's new hat1
#65The Emperor's new pants1
#82The Emperor's new shirt1
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
#39They liver1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#508Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#501Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#40Thwaitgold cockroach statuette8
#1416Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1739Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1947Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#332Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1305Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#665Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#2347Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1269Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#143UV monocular1
#251Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#40Yakisoba's hat17
#626Yellow Moon of Compassion5
#616Zim Merman's guitar1
#660Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#1571adorable seal larva1
#73ancient poisoned dart66
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#1191astral mushroom1
#186baby cuddlefish1
#1138badass belt48
#334batskin belt1
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#329beer-scented teddy bear1
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#5025bottle of goofballs1
#110brown paper pants2
#98bugbear detector1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#44chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli98
#31coarse hemp socks1
#137crazy hobo notebook2
#126drone self-destruct chip1
#151eleven-foot pole1
#65eraser nubbin3
#174faded green protest sign1
#145faded red protest sign1
#393fancy bath salts25
#82friendly cheez blob19
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#36gnawed-up dog bone2
#4477grue egg2
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#282heart of the volcano25
#135jagged scrap metal1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#188leftovers of indeterminate origin14
#23little red book1
#126loadstone8
#97logging hatchet1
#457longhaired hippy wig1
#75macaroni duck16
#59magic dragonfish fry1
#250maple leaf2
#271massive gemstone1
#53megacopia2
#362natty blue ascot1
#114negative lump1,104
#3382obsidian dagger1
#860old sweatpants62
#157orange peel hat3
#27phase-tuned shield generator belt1
#338pickle-flavored chewing gum23
#727pirate pelvis1
#634purple clay bead2
#28quantum disintegrator pistol1
#29red armband1
#45reusable shopping bag1
#163ring of Detect Boring Doors1
#322silver shrimp fork6
#736solid gold bowling ball21
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#1337stray chihuahua1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#27superduperheated metal2
#45superheated metal4
#1000tiny bottle of absinthe1
#8193tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#87tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#269tiny plastic Duke Starkiller4
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#249tiny plastic Gary Claybender4
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#312tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker3
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#26tiny plastic Professor What2
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#6123tiny plastic angry goat2
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#8254tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#8222tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#6102tiny plastic grue2
#6173tiny plastic leprechaun2
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3852tiny plastic whitesnake1
#35topiary tights1
#442tube sock1
#1355untamable turtle1
#1546unusual disco ball1
#135wand of pigification5
#435warbear battery2
#383warbear gyrocopter1
#234warbear hoverbelt piecepart4
#355warbear metalworking primer2
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#142warbear procedural hilarity drone9
#146warbear sequential gaiety distribution system9
#281warbear trouser fragment6
#372warbear whosit209
#591wreath of laurels1

Wow, that's 2,278 items total!

what items are this player missing?