| #485 | "DRINK ME" potion | 8 |
| #70 | Adventurer bobblehead | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #64 | Ancient Saucehelm | 19 |
| #36 | Angelhair Culottes | 16 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #59 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #37 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 16 |
| #210 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 46 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #56 | Colander of Em-er'il | 18 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #42 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 4 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #40 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 5 |
| #57 | Fun-Guy spore | 4 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #36 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 18 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #70 | Heimandatz's heart | 15 |
| #63 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #548 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #904 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 29 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #37 | Newman's Own Trousers | 18 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #170 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 12 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #85 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #65 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 3 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #39 | Yakisoba's hat | 17 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #73 | ancient poisoned dart | 66 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #109 | brown paper pants | 2 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #43 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 98 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #138 | crazy hobo notebook | 2 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #65 | eraser nubbin | 3 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #391 | fancy bath salts | 25 |
| #82 | friendly cheez blob | 19 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #35 | gnawed-up dog bone | 2 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #280 | heart of the volcano | 25 |
| #133 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #186 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 14 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #123 | loadstone | 8 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #74 | macaroni duck | 16 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #249 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #273 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #53 | megacopia | 2 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #113 | negative lump | 1,104 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #849 | old sweatpants | 62 |
| #155 | orange peel hat | 3 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #338 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #159 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #322 | silver shrimp fork | 6 |
| #735 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #25 | superduperheated metal | 2 |
| #45 | superheated metal | 4 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #134 | wand of pigification | 5 |
| #437 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #234 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 4 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
| #146 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 9 |
| #282 | warbear trouser fragment | 6 |
| #376 | warbear whosit | 209 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |