| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #106 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 3 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #99 | BOOterfinger | 2 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #630 | BURT | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #19 | Bal-musette accordion | 2 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #42 | Big Punk | 8 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #128 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #126 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1700 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #14 | Can of Spaghetto | 3 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #15 | Charity's choker | 86 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #229 | Crimbot battery | 2 |
| #386 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
| #161 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 2 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #137 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 3 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #179 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #332 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 5 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #329 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #372 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 3 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #1204 | Crimbuck | 396 |
| #41 | D roll | 247 |
| #200 | DUFRESNE Suds | 3 |
| #104 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 2 |
| #76 | Ecto-Cooler | 13 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #185 | FDKOL hotcakes | 25 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #26 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 130 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #45 | Friendliness Beverage | 220 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #344 | Gummi-Gnauga | 7 |
| #125 | Gummy Brains | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #87 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #32 | Inner Truth | 6 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #36 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 114 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #95 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 4 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #55 | Moonds | 5 |
| #35 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 46 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #53 | New Zealand iced tea | 233 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #75 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 7 |
| #42 | P.B.L.T. | 326 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #118 | Rattlin' Chains | 2 |
| #26 | Roman sadnals | 14 |
| #25 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 134 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #87 | Scuba Snack | 3 |
| #49 | Silver Bullet beer | 42 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 10 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #107 | Twelve Night Energy | 3 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #199 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 4 |
| #377 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 32 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #17 | angry inch | 51 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #544 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #443 | bag of bones | 2 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #25 | balsa plank | 54 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #644 | bananagate | 6 |
| #42 | bananarama bangle | 2 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #335 | belemnite fossil | 14 |
| #25 | birdbone corset | 12 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #60 | blob of Alphredo™ | 8 |
| #34 | blob of wood glue | 22 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #107 | blue grass | 12 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #856 | bone chips | 3 |
| #86 | booby trap | 3 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #81 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #59 | bread line | 7 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #177 | bubble-wrap simulator | 4 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #115 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #77 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #300 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #16 | candied pecan | 6 |
| #109 | candy cigarette | 25 |
| #233 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #190 | chainsaw chain | 3 |
| #4 | chakra malt | 271 |
| #8 | chakra-mental wine | 302 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #49 | chlorine crystal | 8 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #51 | communal gobstopper | 8 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #182 | crappy brain | 14 |
| #39 | crate of firebombs | 58 |
| #46 | crowbar | 10 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #67 | daub-breaker | 3 |
| #233 | decent brain | 5 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #123 | discocktail | 53 |
| #75 | dog ointment | 2 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #54 | droll monocle | 24 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #295 | drop of water-37 | 14 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #24 | eraser nubbin | 35 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #83 | fishelada | 12 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #706 | fossilized limb | 3 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #578 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #423 | fossilized torso | 9 |
| #433 | fossilized wing | 6 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #89 | fountain 'soda' | 2 |
| #28 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 13 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #493 | frigid fudgepuck | 4 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #108 | fudge spork | 3 |
| #107 | fudgecule | 24,353 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #259 | funhouse mirror | 2 |
| #30 | future drug: Coolscaline | 75 |
| #30 | future drug: Muscularactum | 75 |
| #27 | future drug: Smartinex | 85 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #220 | ghost trap | 6 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #524 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #23 | gold tooth | 25 |
| #115 | golden twig | 2 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #63 | government cheese | 78 |
| #97 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #171 | green gummi ingot | 198 |
| #105 | green pill | 1 |
| #87 | grey cube | 3 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #51 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #6 | hambrosier | 203 |
| #28 | handful of crafty noodles | 14 |
| #208 | handful of honey | 35 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #334 | hemp candy necklace | 2 |
| #11 | hep waders | 22 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #45 | high-energy mining laser | 36 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #276 | interesting-looking twig | 2 |
| #73 | invisible potion | 2 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #19 | jigsaw blade | 51 |
| #18 | jive turkey leg | 176 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #55 | kiwi beak | 21 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #617 | kumquartz | 6 |
| #22 | kumquartz ring | 3 |
| #38 | kumquat supersucker | 40 |
| #26 | law-abiding citizen cane | 21 |
| #25 | legitimate business on the beach | 179 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #39 | lime supersucker | 35 |
| #64 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 23 |
| #52 | loaf of alien bread | 5 |
| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #33 | lump of clay | 14 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #58 | metal band T-shirt | 7 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #124 | mulled cider | 15 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #780 | mummy costume | 5 |
| #11 | mysterious chemical residue | 93 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #322 | nugget of Crimbonium | 4 |
| #31 | nugget of sodium | 15 |
| #143 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #113 | ojo de pez burrito | 7 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #59 | pair of government shades | 11 |
| #39 | pair of pearidot earrings | 3 |
| #211 | paperclip | 231 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #549 | pearidot | 8 |
| #64 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #117 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #9 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 2 |
| #33 | pickelhaube | 22 |
| #64 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #807 | portable photocopier | 4 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #498 | possessed top | 11 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #8 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 2 |
| #56 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 7 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #311 | red ale | 3 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #175 | red gummi ingot | 198 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #856 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #46 | rotten tomato | 5 |
| #136 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #68 | shady shades | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
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