| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
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| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3105 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #150 | ancient stone fist | 9 |
| #177 | ancient stone head | 3 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #306 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| 🥈 | beet | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #549 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 3 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #116 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1364 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #968 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #968 | carbon nanotube frame | 9 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #265 | dull fish scale | 13 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #2017 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #724 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #84 | fossilized bat skull | 8 |
| #409 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #172 | fossilized serpent skull | 5 |
| #145 | fossilized spine | 14 |
| #187 | fossilized torso | 33 |
| #180 | fossilized wing | 24 |
| #119 | fossilized wyrm skull | 7 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #457 | fudgecule | 2,209 |
| #117 | fudgesicle | 3 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #236 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #247 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #488 | gray bow tie | 14 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1843 | herringcello | 2 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #110 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #451 | killer rag doll | 6 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1241 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #311 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #321 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #312 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #306 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #696 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1141 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #190 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #151 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #126 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #125 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1007 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1750 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #406 | wumpus hair | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |