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| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
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| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
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| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
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| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
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| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
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| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
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| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
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| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
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| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
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| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1227 | Time Juice | 3 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
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| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
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| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
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| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
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| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
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| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
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| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
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| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
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| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
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| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
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| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #140 | oily mushroom wine | 3 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #207 | shot of rotgut | 4 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1095 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1072 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #182 | useless powder | 1,049 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #231 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |