| #110 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #67 | 1,970 carat gold | 13 |
| #69 | 11-leaf clover | 10 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #39 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #12 | Boulevardier cocktail | 43 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #30 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 3 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #24 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 44 |
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 3 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 6 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 7 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 15 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 7 |
| #7 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 17 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 6 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #37 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 3 |
| #12 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 11 |
| #22 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 4 |
| #328 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #16 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 3 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #9 | Elf Guard clipboard | 5 |
| #26 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 3 |
| #54 | Elf Guard honor present | 4 |
| #22 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 5 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #40 | Elf Guard safety bear | 3 |
| #8 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 6 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #13 | Elvish underarmor | 4 |
| #17 | Extrovermectin™ | 7 |
| 🥈 | First Post shirt package | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #25 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #48 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 5 |
| #36 | How to Play Othello | 16 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #42 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 5 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #33 | Mr. Accessory | 7 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #20 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 6 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #28 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 2 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #63 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 4 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #21 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #58 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #51 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #10 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 5 |
| #10 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #35 | autumn leaf | 1 |
| #22 | baby bark scorpion | 2 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #32 | baby rigging snake | 3 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #11 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 12 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #148 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #227 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #85 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #34 | bottle of Crimbognac | 13 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #24 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 5 |
| #77 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #27 | brown pirate pants | 3 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #15 | camouflage T-shirt | 2 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #43 | can of mixed everything | 4 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #670 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #668 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #40 | carnivorous potted plant | 3 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #74 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #49 | cocktail mushroom | 1 |
| #176 | concentrated fish broth | 2 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #32 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 7 |
| #15 | deadfall branch | 60 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #54 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #58 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 8 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #89 | digital key lime pie | 16 |
| #251 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 2 |
| #124 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 10 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #120 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 11 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 7 |
| #131 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 10 |
| #109 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 13 |
| #111 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 12 |
| #159 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 7 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 8 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 15 |
| #322 | discocktail | 2 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #18 | drive-thru burger | 17 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #12 | electric mushroom | 1 |
| #36 | electric pants | 13 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #8 | exclusive club | 5 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #7 | flapper floppers | 2 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #182 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #732 | forbidden sausage | 2 |
| #8 | free boots | 5 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #49 | glob of melted wax | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #25 | golden fleece | 22 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #103 | green pill | 1 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #5 | grip key | 67 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #20 | gunwale | 2 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #161 | hamlet sandwich | 23 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #181 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #80 | hot ashes | 1 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| #32 | housekeeping automa-core | 2 |
| #337 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #95 | huge bowl of candy | 19 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #29 | inflammable leaf | 1 |
| #27 | interrogative elixir | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #80 | jigsaw blade | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #11 | little piece of steel | 16 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #35 | lupine appetite hormones | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #31 | mafia middle finger ring | 3 |
| #32 | mafia pinky ring | 6 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #33 | mafia thumb ring | 4 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #28 | marshroom | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #18 | massive wrench | 4 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #41 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #178 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #17 | negotiatin' hammer | 91 |
| #68 | neoprene skullcap | 5 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #111 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #62 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 2 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #77 | party balloon | 1 |
| #73 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #14 | peppermint twist | 49 |
| #25 | peppermint-scented socks | 19 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #32 | pet anchor | 8 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #83 | pocket wish | 5 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #194 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #16 | portable ping-pong table | 3 |
| #22 | portable steam unit | 9 |
| #59 | portable table | 22 |
| #51 | potato alarm clock | 4 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #19 | protection stick | 254 |
| #30 | punching mirror | 2 |
| #510 | quantum taco | 15 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #42 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 10 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #114 | raffle prize box | 3 |
| #13 | rare oboe | 1 |
| #60 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #22 | really nice lump of coal | 3 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #91 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #5 | replica Elf Guard medal | 5 |
| #901 | ridiculous cocktail | 2 |
| #799 | ridiculous sandwich | 6 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #66 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #44 | scotch on the rocks | 12 |
| #30 | seared dino steak | 9 |
| #32 | self-repairing earmuffs | 12 |
| #20 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 4 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #171 | silver shotgun shell | 2 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #91 | slap and slap again | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #28 | solid shifting time weirdness | 4 |
| #13 | soul mask | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #496 | spectral pickle | 22 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #42 | spooky hi mein | 43 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #24 | status cymbal | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #37 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed kraken | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #52 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #27 | tarnished metal rod | 1 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #65 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 2 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #38 | third ear | 15 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
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