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#343'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign5
#9091-ball3
#14252-ball1
#6043-ball6
#11114-ball2
#604-dimensional guitar56
#6445-ball5
#9017-ball3
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#432Asleep in the Cemetery4
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#308Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#1781Baron von Ratsworth's monocle6
#177Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler15
#561Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#501Blizzards I Have Died In2
#141Blood Light31
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#226Bone's Farm "wine"9
#1519Bonerdagon necklace4
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#1167Boss Bat bling2
#2260Boss Bat britches2
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1553CRIMBCO mug3
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#2126CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#369CRIMBCOLOAF7
#179Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#184Chester's moustache1
#81Chester's muscle shirt1
#89Chester's sunglasses1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#216Corpse Island iced tea24
#173Crimbo Factory surprise box16
#221Crimbo fudge77
#160Crimbo peppermint bark126
#419Crimbo salad3
🥈Crimbo smile1
#149Crimbo train emergency brake12
#54Crimbosmopolitan21
#77Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#100Crimbuccaneer flotsam88
#68Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#35Crimbuccaneer piece of 121,488
#118Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso4
#79Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#3201Crown of the Goblin King3
#1295Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#1697Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1416Dolphin King's crown2
#1494Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1133Drowsy Sword11
#269Ecto-Cooler4
#1782El Sombrero De Lopez1
#115Elf Army machine parts7
#147Elf Guard MPC1,139
#60Elf Guard hangover cure1
#77Elf Guard hotpants1
#82Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#93Elf Guard mouthknife1
#67Elf Guard officer's sidearm2
#81Elf Guard patrol cap1
#46Elf Guard strategic map2
#42Elf Guard tinsel grenade23
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#68FantasyRealm Mage's Hat18
#64FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask26
#79FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm24
#172Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#122Frosty's frosty mug15
#16Frosty's iceball1
#195Frosty's nailbat1
#33Frosty's old silk hat3
#120Frosty's snowball sack1
#89Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)1
#888Green Clover of Justice2
#1139Heimandatz's heart1
#274Hodgman's blanket5
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#22Hodgman's porkpie hat3
#166How to Play Othello1
#95Jack-in-the-box50
#1281Jocko Homo's head1
#249Kissin' Cousins4
#72Knob Goblin lunchbox32
🥈Krampus Horn1
#813La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#775Lederhosen of the Night1
#521Let Me Be!3
#1722Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet11
#260Mae West with a fly in it1
#94Maxing, Relaxing8
#135Mini-Crimbot crate1
#267Misty Robe4
#105Mr. Cheeng's spectacles1
#175Mr. Joe's bangles9
#215Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#24Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat3
#113Order of the Silver Wossname6
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#108Oscus's garbage can lid1
#54Oscus's pelt2
#179Prelude of Precision1
#24Red Roger's red left foot2
#32Red Roger's red right foot1
#699SPF 451 lip balm2
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#7Science Notebook2
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#284Silver Bullet beer8
🥇Silver HP-35 Calculator1
#259Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags3
#329Snow Queen Crown7
#19Source terminal ASHRAM chip9
#19Source terminal DIAGRAM chip10
#10Source terminal DRAM chip1
#18Source terminal INGRAM chip11
#31Source terminal SCRAM chip5
#16Source terminal TRIGRAM chip12
#34Source terminal file: compress.edu3
#25Source terminal file: cram.ext7
#20Source terminal file: critical.enh10
#22Source terminal file: damage.enh8
#33Source terminal file: dram.ext4
#20Source terminal file: duplicate.edu12
#20Source terminal file: familiar.ext8
#21Source terminal file: gram.ext8
#17Source terminal file: portscan.edu14
#22Source terminal file: pram.ext8
#41Source terminal file: protect.enq2
#20Source terminal file: spam.ext10
#29Source terminal file: stats.enq4
#28Source terminal file: substats.enh5
#36Source terminal file: tram.ext4
#24Source terminal file: turbo.edu6
#25Staff of the Electric Range1
#85Swizzler197
#230Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita65
#410Tales from the Fireside3
#200The Cooler Out of Space15
#22The Ghoul King's ghoulottes1
#1032The Mariachi's guitar case1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#6Third Eye1
#1400Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1197Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#1783Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#2327Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#127Trainbot circuitry7
#124Trainbot linkages6
#42Trainbot luggage hook2
#53Trainbot optics61
#124Trainbot plating6
#72Trainbot radar monocle1
#130Trainbot servomotors5
#106Trainbot slag45
#125Trainbot tubing8
#312Travels with Jerry4
#52Ultra Mega Sour Ball1
#601Volartta's bellbottoms2
#203Wand of Oscus1
#160Whoompa Fur Pants1
#1114Yakisoba's hat1
#263Zim Merman's guitar3
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#188Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#192Zombo's skullcap1
#524acoustic guitarrr5
#70almost-dead walkie-talkie45
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#126archaeologing shovel1
#671asparagus knife5
#35automatic wine thief1
#247baby killer bee39
#3417badass belt12
#304balloon helmet1
#105balloon shield1
#199balloon sword2
#424barrrnacle38
#783batblade1
#1036bath ball gift set3
#74beaver punch (cherry)1
#73beaver punch (papaya)1
#88beaver punch (peach)1
#642bed of coals1
#81bejeweled cufflinks43
#226black Crimbo ball1
#117black blade1
#724black sword1
#863black-and-blue light2
#140blackberry galoshes1
#220blackberry moccasins1
#138blank diary1
#314blood-faced volleyball1
#879blue plasma ball2
#36bone and arrows1
#213bone aperitif2
#52bone crusher1
#277bone meal1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#5booze drive button1
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#371bottle of sewage schnapps12
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#121bowl of fishysoisse7
#323bread line3
#363bubbly potion31
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#114cabooze7
#247calle de miel with a fly in it1
#1498can of CRIMBCOLA3
#494can of spinach4
#123can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce57
#20candied kobold410
#127candied yams61
#4785candy cane1
#6candy drive button1
#35candy necktie3
#61caret5
#41chakra-mental wine17
#765cheap studded belt2
#128cheer extractor1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#543chintzy disco ball pendant1
#142chocomotive6
#183cinnamon machine oil2
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1144circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#346cloudy potion33
#1631club necklace4
#30coarse hemp socks1
#240cold seal sweat10
#311comfy coffin4
#383concentrated garbage juice2
#111corncob pipe13
#101cornuthaum87
#186corpse on the beach27
#187corpsedriver25
#248corpsetini20
#89cup of infinite pencils14
#35cursed wishbone8
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#282dark potion54
#195deadly lampshade5
#41depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#32depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#530designer handbag5
#1148diamond necklace6
#432dill93
#53disassembled clover2,597
#520donated booze1
#303donated candy20
#397dope gangsta bling-bling2
#78double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#164dregs of a Crimbo cocktail10
#1253drywall axe5
#14duct tape dockers16
#32duct tape fedora2
#232duct tape sword1
#80duct tape wallet48
#91dungeoneering kit8
#460effervescent potion18
#27eldritch elixir5
#31eldritch extract6
#16eldritch mushroom pizza5
#32elf ploughshare1
#22elven tambourine1
#78empty agua de vida bottle1,928
#140ennui-flavored potato chips450
🥈experimental carbon fiber pasta additive1
#535fancy opera glasses6
#830fat stacks of cash5
#212filth-encrusted futon4
#344fizzy potion37
#101flamin' bindle6
#235foetid seal tear11
#8food drive button1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#227fossilized demon skull2
#574fossilized limb9
#383fossilized spike10
#400fossilized spine3
#714fossilized torso1
#630fossilized wing2
#88frayed rope belt14
#104freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini5
#118freezin' bindle5
#188freightcake5
#285frigid air mattress3
#501frigid mote1
#375frozen banquet5
#4728fuzzy dice1
#374fuzzy earmuffs4
#496ga-ga radio2
#101garish pinky ring40
#10genie's bracers34
#34genie's pants8
#16genie's scimitar21
#7genie's turbane44
#267ghost cucumber152
#182giant designer sunglasses25
#1275giant discarded bottlecap2
#1169giant discarded plastic fork6
#965giant discarded torn-up glove3
#2535giant pinky ring1
🥇glass eye1
#184gold crown1
🥇goo magnet1
#122gooified animal matter20
#48gooified vegetable matter125
#204grassy cutlass5
#919green beer10
#53grouper fangirl1
#3467grue egg4
#390grungy bandana1
#326guitar pick9
#981guy made of bee pollen1
#5hacked gibson1,337
#213half-sized guitar3
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
🥇hazardous sauce dosimeter1
🥉head-mounted Trainbot6
#1646heart necklace4
#1202heart of the volcano3
#538heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#91herbal stuffing63
#394hideous egg6
#130honey-drenched ham slice9
#204hopping socks1
#270huge gold coin2
#112hunk of granite26
#424icy-hot katana1
#340imp unity ring3
#140incredible pizza1
#53industrially-crushed ice57
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#405jar of squeeze2
#722ketchup hound2
#64large box205
#137lawn dart3
#18lawnmower blade15
#164left half of a heart necklace3
#4leg-mounted Trainbots4
#609lewd playing card3
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#198longhaired hippy wig3
#177lucky bottlecap9
#214lupine sword4
#27mafia organizer badge3
#40magic lamp46
#54magic whistle87
#87maple leaf11
#37military-grade peppermint oil17
#290milky potion44
#72mime pocket probe1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#130mind flayer corpse159
#135mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine8
#912motivational poster3
#441murky potion18
#72muskox-skin cap2
🥈nauseating reagent5
#67neurostim pill19
🥇novelty monorail ticket1
#40nuclear stockpile1
#418nugget of Crimbonium1
#1853obsidian dagger6
#189old school flying disc2
#962old sweatpants47
#188out-of-tune biwa1
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#77packet of tofurkey gravy3
#1112pail5
#218panhandle panhandling hat7
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#105paperclip cape1
#100paperclip pants1
#92paperclip turban1
#102paperclip-on tie1
#273pat-a-cake pendant4
#53pegfinger3
#9pentagram bandana668
#117peppermint-scented socks2
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#116physiostim pill12
#1098pile of candy1
#6pile of gold coins4,935
#67pixel boomerang1
#118pixel hat3
#159pixel pants1
#209pixel sword1
#37plastic doll arms1
#39plastic doll legs1
#106plastic guitar30
#16plush ferrelf1
#34plush hamsterpus1
#1183pool cue1
#845potato sprout2
#811potted cactus1
#51pottery hat1
#41pottery shield1
#42pottery training pants1
#13pottery yo-yo3
#88primitive candy cane4
#153prussian cathouse with a fly in it2
#77psychic's amulet17
#84psychic's circlet15
#81psychic's crystal ball14
#89psychic's pslacks11
#132punk rock jacket10
#150radium-flavored potato chips464
#45ram-battering staff7
#28reindeer hammer1
#412rewinged stab bat1
#857ridiculous sandwich1
#971ridiculously huge sword2
#107ring of aggravate monster116
#352ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#278ring of half-assed regeneration11
#415ring of increase damage1
#9ring of the Skeleton Lord3
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#112royal jelly147
#1488rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#1289rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#2765rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#1259rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
🥉rubber baby doll1
#32rubber doll body2
#38rubber doll head1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#65runny fermented egg4
#1022rusty chain necklace1
#61rusty piece of rebar9
🥇rxr shield1
#39s'more2,356
#206sack lunch18
#792sawblade shield2
#43sawed-off blunderbuss6
#311scented massage oil5
#12scepter of the Skeleton Lord2
#213serpentine sword3
#16shining star cap1
#1882shiny ring6
#90shipwright's hammer1
#4shoulder-mounted Trainbot5
#122shovelful of dirt18
#137silent B1
#85silent H2
#202silent I1
#147silent L1
#7silent M166
#240silent O1
#210silent P1
#185silent X1
#113silver cheese-slicer1
#101silver paté knife1
#28silver table-scraper1
#170single-serving herbal stuffing2
#95skate blade1
#376slimy sweetbreads7
#916slow jam collection3
#54small box218
#85smoked potsherd13
#390smoky potion30
#108snake shield9
#136snarling wolf shield7
#16snow machine1
#35soul mask1
#177space beast fur6
#15space beast fur hat1
#15space beast fur pants1
#20space beast fur whip1
#228space junk1
#784spade necklace9
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1801spectre scepter12
#183spooky bindle5
#547spooky pirate skeleton1
#1099square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#486stained mattress2
#328star pants1
#136star starfish3
#144star stiletto1
#419star sword1
#131stinkin' bindle5
🥇stop shield1
#856stuffed Baron von Ratsworth52
#5197stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#4855stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#897stuffed Meat52
#5246stuffed angry cow6
#7818stuffed astral badger2
#4042stuffed baby gravy fairy10
#4150stuffed cocoabo9
#3254stuffed flaming gravy fairy14
#4047stuffed frozen gravy fairy10
#4303stuffed hand turkey9
#4939stuffed mind flayer7
#589stuffed mink79
#2782stuffed monocle3
#1710stuffed ninja snowman1
#4042stuffed scary death orb10
#4925stuffed sleazy gravy fairy7
#3451stuffed snowy owl12
#5314stuffed spooky gravy fairy6
#3537stuffed stinky gravy fairy12
#761stuffed teddy butler61
#1017stuffed tin of caviar45
#5312stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#269sucker bucket1
#257sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#483superheated fudge5
#524sweet ninja sword1
#355swirly potion32
#43tasty tart36
#1591teddy borg2
#285tin cup of mulligan stew4
#207tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer8
#143tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory9
#147tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer9
#80tiny die-cast Don Crimbo5
#96tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer11
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#140tiny die-cast Father Crimborg4
#398tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer5
#70tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer13
#353tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#145tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer9
#240tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer7
#322tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#42tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo7
#244tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign7
#302tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer6
#307tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#342tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#189tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree3
#239tiny die-cast factory worker elf7
#211tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf8
#97tiny die-cast golden ring4
#44tiny die-cast goose a-laying6
#183tiny die-cast killing bird3
#314tiny die-cast middle-management elf6
#241tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf7
#181tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg3
#313tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf6
#43tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming6
#317tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#19tiny plastic Armory1
#16tiny plastic Bar1
#383tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#265tiny plastic Big Candy1
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#59tiny plastic Café Elf1
#15tiny plastic Cafe1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#220tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#46tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#41tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#100tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#100tiny plastic Crimbot1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#15tiny plastic Factory1
#281tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#469tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#74tiny plastic Krampus1
#45tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#44tiny plastic Mirth1
#401tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#39tiny plastic Penny1
#65tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#171tiny plastic Toybot1
#236tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#301tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#105tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#338tiny plastic angry space marine13
#79tiny plastic angry vikings1
#243tiny plastic animelf1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#3917tiny plastic blooper1
#38tiny plastic caboose1
#37tiny plastic chem lab1
#38tiny plastic coal car1
#263tiny plastic colollilossus1
#35tiny plastic dining car1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#99tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#425tiny plastic fax machine1
#36tiny plastic food lab1
#426tiny plastic hobo elf1
#36tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#71tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#38tiny plastic nog lab1
#56tiny plastic orphan1
#38tiny plastic passenger car1
#38tiny plastic primary lab1
#57tiny plastic reindeer1
#44tiny plastic sea elf1
#100tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3926tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#224tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#312tiny plastic trollipop1
#191tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#53tiny plastic wild beaver1
#50tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#3149toast1
#151tofurkey gravy49
#152tofurkey leg50
#111tofurkey nugget2
#1159triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#55trick coin2
#133tube of cranberry Go-Goo2
#1531unusual disco ball1
#173voodoo snuff9
#119vorpal blade90
#496wad of cotton5
#329warbear accoutrements chunk2
#378warbear battery4
#211warbear foil hat1
#10warbear goggles1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#8warbear long johns1
#198warbear oil pan1
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#79warbear thermoregulator bread6
#321warbear trouser fragment2
#12warbear warscarf1
#489warbear whosit59
#204white Crimbo ball1
#28white arm towel1
#902white balloon1
#569white sword4
#892wind-up chattering teeth29
#81wintergreen-flavored potato chips654
#476witty rapier2
#53worksite credentials1
#280world's smallest violin1
#23zombie dinosaur egg8
what items are this player missing?