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AssTractionHero

Rank	Item	Quantity
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#911	1-ball	3
#1428	2-ball	1
#606	3-ball	6
#1114	4-ball	2
#60	4-dimensional guitar	56
#647	5-ball	5
#904	7-ball	3
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1783	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#178	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	15
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#142	Blood Light	31
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#227	Bone's Farm "wine"	9
#1519	Bonerdagon necklace	4
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1423	CRIMBCO wine	3
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#216	Corpse Island iced tea	24
#177	Crimbo Factory surprise box	16
#223	Crimbo fudge	77
#160	Crimbo peppermint bark	126
#419	Crimbo salad	3
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#152	Crimbo train emergency brake	12
#56	Crimbosmopolitan	21
#83	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#114	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	88
#70	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#40	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1,488
#128	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	4
#82	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#1296	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#1132	Drowsy Sword	11
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#127	Elf Army machine parts	7
#157	Elf Guard MPC	1,139
#63	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#81	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#89	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#98	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#72	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
#83	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#48	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#48	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	23
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#69	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	18
#65	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	26
#79	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	24
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#122	Frosty's frosty mug	15
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#100	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#275	Hodgman's blanket	5
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#23	Hodgman's porkpie hat	3
#168	How to Play Othello	1
#97	Jack-in-the-box	50
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#72	Knob Goblin lunchbox	32
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#816	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#1722	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#94	Maxing, Relaxing	8
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#269	Misty Robe	4
#104	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
#175	Mr. Joe's bangles	9
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#25	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	3
#114	Order of the Silver Wossname	6
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#25	Red Roger's red left foot	2
#33	Red Roger's red right foot	1
#700	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#7	Science Notebook	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#286	Silver Bullet beer	8
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
#17	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	10
#20	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	10
#10	Source terminal DRAM chip	1
#17	Source terminal INGRAM chip	12
#27	Source terminal SCRAM chip	7
#14	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	13
#32	Source terminal file: compress.edu	4
#26	Source terminal file: cram.ext	7
#21	Source terminal file: critical.enh	10
#23	Source terminal file: damage.enh	8
#34	Source terminal file: dram.ext	4
#21	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	12
#21	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	9
#22	Source terminal file: gram.ext	8
#18	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	14
#24	Source terminal file: pram.ext	8
#43	Source terminal file: protect.enq	2
#20	Source terminal file: spam.ext	10
#32	Source terminal file: stats.enq	4
#29	Source terminal file: substats.enh	6
#30	Source terminal file: tram.ext	7
#26	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	6
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#87	Swizzler	197
#231	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	65
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#201	The Cooler Out of Space	15
#22	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1412	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1202	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#2343	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#127	Trainbot circuitry	7
#125	Trainbot linkages	6
#43	Trainbot luggage hook	2
#53	Trainbot optics	61
#124	Trainbot plating	6
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#130	Trainbot servomotors	5
#107	Trainbot slag	45
#125	Trainbot tubing	8
#313	Travels with Jerry	4
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#265	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#71	almost-dead walkie-talkie	45
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#673	asparagus knife	5
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#248	baby killer bee	39
#3418	badass belt	12
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#202	balloon sword	2
#424	barrrnacle	38
#783	batblade	1
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#77	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#81	bejeweled cufflinks	43
#231	black Crimbo ball	1
#118	black blade	1
#726	black sword	1
#865	black-and-blue light	2
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#138	blank diary	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#882	blue plasma ball	2
#36	bone and arrows	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#3682	bottle of goofballs	3
#371	bottle of sewage schnapps	12
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#121	bowl of fishysoisse	7
#321	bread line	3
#365	bubbly potion	31
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#120	cabooze	7
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1501	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#494	can of spinach	4
#124	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	57
#21	candied kobold	410
#127	candied yams	61
#4786	candy cane	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#36	candy necktie	3
#62	caret	5
#42	chakra-mental wine	17
#766	cheap studded belt	2
#128	cheer extractor	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#147	chocomotive	6
#191	cinnamon machine oil	2
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#347	cloudy potion	33
#1633	club necklace	4
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#240	cold seal sweat	10
#311	comfy coffin	4
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#111	corncob pipe	13
#101	cornuthaum	87
#187	corpse on the beach	27
#187	corpsedriver	25
#249	corpsetini	20
#89	cup of infinite pencils	14
#35	cursed wishbone	8
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#281	dark potion	54
#195	deadly lampshade	5
#42	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#41	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#32	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#533	designer handbag	5
#1147	diamond necklace	6
#432	dill	93
#52	disassembled clover	2,597
#534	donated booze	1
#315	donated candy	20
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#167	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	10
#1254	drywall axe	5
#14	duct tape dockers	16
#32	duct tape fedora	2
#233	duct tape sword	1
#80	duct tape wallet	48
#91	dungeoneering kit	8
#462	effervescent potion	18
#31	eldritch elixir	5
#31	eldritch extract	6
#17	eldritch mushroom pizza	5
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#22	elven tambourine	1
#79	empty agua de vida bottle	1,928
#140	ennui-flavored potato chips	450
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#534	fancy opera glasses	6
#837	fat stacks of cash	5
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#344	fizzy potion	37
#102	flamin' bindle	6
#235	foetid seal tear	11
#8	food drive button	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#571	fossilized limb	9
#381	fossilized spike	10
#397	fossilized spine	3
#711	fossilized torso	1
#627	fossilized wing	2
#88	frayed rope belt	14
#104	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	5
#117	freezin' bindle	5
#192	freightcake	5
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#501	frigid mote	1
#373	frozen banquet	5
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#375	fuzzy earmuffs	4
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#100	garish pinky ring	40
#10	genie's bracers	34
#35	genie's pants	8
#16	genie's scimitar	21
#7	genie's turbane	44
#267	ghost cucumber	152
#183	giant designer sunglasses	25
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1167	giant discarded plastic fork	6
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#187	gold crown	1
#630	gold wedding ring	3
🥇	goo magnet	1
#127	gooified animal matter	20
#50	gooified vegetable matter	125
#206	grassy cutlass	5
#919	green beer	10
#54	grouper fangirl	1
#3471	grue egg	4
#391	grungy bandana	1
#329	guitar pick	9
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#5	hacked gibson	1,337
#214	half-sized guitar	3
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
🥉	head-mounted Trainbot	6
#1648	heart necklace	4
#1209	heart of the volcano	3
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#92	herbal stuffing	63
#394	hideous egg	6
#133	honey-drenched ham slice	9
#204	hopping socks	1
#270	huge gold coin	2
#113	hunk of granite	26
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#340	imp unity ring	3
#140	incredible pizza	1
#53	industrially-crushed ice	57
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#725	ketchup hound	2
#65	large box	205
#137	lawn dart	3
#18	lawnmower blade	15
#164	left half of a heart necklace	3
#4	leg-mounted Trainbots	4
#610	lewd playing card	3
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#198	longhaired hippy wig	3
#177	lucky bottlecap	9
#214	lupine sword	4
#27	mafia organizer badge	3
#41	magic lamp	46
#55	magic whistle	87
#87	maple leaf	11
#39	military-grade peppermint oil	17
#290	milky potion	44
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#130	mind flayer corpse	159
#138	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	8
#909	motivational poster	3
#441	murky potion	18
#73	muskox-skin cap	2
🥈	nauseating reagent	5
#68	neurostim pill	19
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#416	nugget of Crimbonium	1
#1849	obsidian dagger	6
#188	old school flying disc	2
#968	old sweatpants	47
#189	out-of-tune biwa	1
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#258	pack of chewing gum	1
#77	packet of tofurkey gravy	3
#1115	pail	5
#219	panhandle panhandling hat	7
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#274	pat-a-cake pendant	4
#55	pegfinger	3
#9	pentagram bandana	668
#117	peppermint-scented socks	2
#237	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#115	physiostim pill	12
#1096	pile of candy	1
#5	pile of gold coins	5,314
#68	pixel boomerang	1
#119	pixel hat	3
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#37	plastic doll arms	1
#38	plastic doll legs	1
#106	plastic guitar	30
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#1185	pool cue	1
#847	potato sprout	2
#813	potted cactus	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#42	pottery training pants	1
#13	pottery yo-yo	3
#89	primitive candy cane	4
#156	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2
#76	psychic's amulet	17
#85	psychic's circlet	15
#80	psychic's crystal ball	14
#88	psychic's pslacks	11
#134	punk rock jacket	10
#150	radium-flavored potato chips	464
#45	ram-battering staff	7
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#855	ridiculous sandwich	1
#970	ridiculously huge sword	2
#107	ring of aggravate monster	116
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#279	ring of half-assed regeneration	11
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#9	ring of the Skeleton Lord	3
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#112	royal jelly	147
#1491	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#1292	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#2767	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#1266	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	6
#4	rubber baby doll	1
#32	rubber doll body	2
#38	rubber doll head	1
#1961	rubber emo roe	1
#67	runny fermented egg	4
#1021	rusty chain necklace	1
#61	rusty piece of rebar	9
🥇	rxr shield	1
#39	s'more	2,356
#208	sack lunch	18
#788	sawblade shield	2
#45	sawed-off blunderbuss	6
#310	scented massage oil	5
#12	scepter of the Skeleton Lord	2
#213	serpentine sword	3
#16	shining star cap	1
#1883	shiny ring	6
#94	shipwright's hammer	1
#4	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	5
#123	shovelful of dirt	18
#138	silent B	1
#85	silent H	2
#203	silent I	1
#149	silent L	1
#7	silent M	166
#242	silent O	1
#212	silent P	1
#186	silent X	1
#113	silver cheese-slicer	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#28	silver table-scraper	1
#171	single-serving herbal stuffing	2
#95	skate blade	1
#376	slimy sweetbreads	7
#916	slow jam collection	3
#54	small box	218
#85	smoked potsherd	13
#391	smoky potion	30
#108	snake shield	9
#136	snarling wolf shield	7
#17	snow machine	1
#35	soul mask	1
#178	space beast fur	6
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#232	space junk	1
#788	spade necklace	9
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1806	spectre scepter	12
#183	spooky bindle	5
#548	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#487	stained mattress	2
#330	star pants	1
#135	star starfish	3
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#131	stinkin' bindle	5
🥇	stop shield	1
#856	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	52
#5207	stuffed Cheshire bitten	6
#4867	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	7
#900	stuffed Meat	52
#5255	stuffed angry cow	6
#7831	stuffed astral badger	2
#4052	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#4160	stuffed cocoabo	9
#3261	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	14
#4057	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	10
#4312	stuffed hand turkey	9
#4948	stuffed mind flayer	7
#596	stuffed mink	79
#2793	stuffed monocle	3
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#4050	stuffed scary death orb	10
#4934	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	7
#3458	stuffed snowy owl	12
#5325	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	6
#3546	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	12
#765	stuffed teddy butler	61
#1018	stuffed tin of caviar	45
#5321	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	6
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#484	superheated fudge	5
#524	sweet ninja sword	1
#355	swirly potion	32
#43	tasty tart	36
#1592	teddy borg	2
#285	tin cup of mulligan stew	4
#208	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	8
#145	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	9
#148	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	9
#81	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	5
#98	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	11
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#142	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	4
#398	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	5
#70	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	13
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#146	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	9
#241	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	7
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#44	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	7
#247	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	7
#303	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	6
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#190	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	3
#240	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	7
#212	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	8
#98	tiny die-cast golden ring	4
#44	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	6
#185	tiny die-cast killing bird	3
#316	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	6
#243	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	7
#182	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	3
#314	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	6
#43	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	6
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#17	tiny plastic Bar	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#17	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#19	tiny plastic Factory	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#473	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#340	tiny plastic angry space marine	13
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3157	toast	1
#151	tofurkey gravy	49
#152	tofurkey leg	50
#111	tofurkey nugget	2
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#55	trick coin	2
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#1542	unusual disco ball	1
#39	virgin jello shot	1
#173	voodoo snuff	9
#119	vorpal blade	90
#497	wad of cotton	5
#328	warbear accoutrements chunk	2
#376	warbear battery	4
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#80	warbear thermoregulator bread	6
#320	warbear trouser fragment	2
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#486	warbear whosit	59
#205	white Crimbo ball	1
#28	white arm towel	1
#903	white balloon	1
#567	white sword	4
#894	wind-up chattering teeth	29
#81	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	654
#475	witty rapier	2
#53	worksite credentials	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#24	zombie dinosaur egg	8

Wow, that's 25,161 items total!

what items are this player missing?