| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #62 | Atomic Comic | 5 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #587 | BURT | 3 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #415 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #465 | CRIMBCO mug | 25 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO scrip | 60 |
| #299 | CRIMBCO wine | 25 |
| #88 | CSA fire-starting kit | 268 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #184 | Cosmic Calorie | 3 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #261 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 23 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 22 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #29 | Driplet | 8 |
| #294 | Drowsy Sword | 65 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #736 | FDKOL commendation | 18 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #121 | Freddy Kruegerand | 68 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #146 | Instant Karma | 73 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #67 | Lars the Cyberian | 5 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #402 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 65 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #322 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 17 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #28 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 3 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #33 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #66 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #277 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 24 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #194 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| #26 | Red Balloon of Valor | 7 |
| #8 | Red Pill | 50 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 89 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #75 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #72 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 18 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #23 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #21 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #850 | badass belt | 62 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #182 | bath ball gift set | 25 |
| #218 | batskin belt | 3 |
| #67 | beer-scented teddy bear | 18 |
| 🥉 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1,721 |
| #136 | big rock | 11 |
| #95 | bit of clingfilm | 35 |
| #122 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #137 | blue class ring | 29 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #44 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #3783 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #75 | bread pie | 11 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #395 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #18 | candy harmonica | 11 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #82 | clear Russian | 11 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #133 | club sandwich | 2 |
| #31 | coffee pixie stick | 7 |
| #34 | comfy pillow | 26 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #151 | corned-beef Reuben | 18 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #94 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 11 |
| #93 | cranberry schnapps | 5 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | deep six-shooter | 1,230 |
| #148 | delectable catalyst | 2 |
| #42 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #380 | donated booze | 11 |
| #370 | donated candy | 11 |
| #372 | donated food | 11 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #116 | double-ice cap | 2 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy shield | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #638 | duct tape | 46 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #247 | empty agua de vida bottle | 846 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| 🥇 | enhanced signal receiver | 1 |
| #1069 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #83 | equal sign | 2 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #235 | facsimile dictionary | 45 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #405 | figurine of a cold seal | 14 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #143 | figurine of a sleek seal | 15 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #332 | figurine of a stinking seal | 6 |
| #244 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 4 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #45 | finger cuffs | 8 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #4 | foam naval trousers | 2 |
| #16 | folder (heavy metal) | 65 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #80 | fried air | 11 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #421 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #347 | fuzzy earmuffs | 5 |
| #145 | fuzzy montera | 21 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #313 | ghost of a necklace | 9 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #72 | giant marshmallow | 6 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #103 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 9 |
| #34 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #425 | gold wedding ring | 11 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #167 | gooified animal matter | 11 |
| #148 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #164 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #44 | green clay bead | 312 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #8 | groovy prism necklace | 14 |
| #472 | grue egg | 55 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #629 | handful of confetti | 65 |
| #65 | handful of numbers | 5 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #748 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #14 | hermedisiac cologne | 11 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #582 | hobo nickel | 317 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #11 | imported lemon lozenge | 11 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #68 | intriguing puzzle box | 5 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #51 | left bracket | 4 |
| #60 | left parenthesis | 21 |
| 🥇 | limburger biker boots | 1,015 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| 🥈 | lollipop cufflinks | 38 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #319 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 5 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #99 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #32 | memory of a C | 39 |
| #31 | memory of a CA base pair | 3 |
| #21 | memory of a CG base pair | 6 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #37 | memory of a G | 35 |
| #55 | memory of a GT base pair | 2 |
| #39 | memory of a T | 30 |
| #37 | memory of an A | 31 |
| #60 | memory of an AG base pair | 2 |
| #70 | memory of an AT base pair | 2 |
| #35 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 67 |
| #21 | metal band T-shirt | 41 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #11 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #159 | motivational poster | 24 |
| #25 | multi-level marzipan | 11 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #63 | obnoxious riddle | 5 |
| #265 | obsidian dagger | 54 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #148 | old sweatpants | 476 |
| #253 | ornate picture frame | 5 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #47 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥇 | pentagram bandana | 8,266 |
| #24 | peppermint tailings | 1,020 |
| #95 | percent sign | 5 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #103 | pile of useless robot parts | 13 |
| #48 | pink clay bead | 535 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #47 | pork elf goodies sack | 130 |
| #17 | powdered powdered sugar | 11 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #13 | prescription teeth whitener | 11 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #7 | punk rock jacket | 1,194 |
| #51 | purple clay bead | 94 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #571 | really dense meat stack | 11 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #130 | red class ring | 134 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #43 | right parenthesis | 5 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #292 | rusty chain necklace | 10 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #55 | s'more | 1,358 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #364 | seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #98 | sealhide snare | 9 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #16 | shimmering rainbow sand | 72 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #34 | silent X | 13 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #274 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #152 | slow jam collection | 25 |
| #26 | small golem | 1 |
| 🥇 | smoking grass | 62,359 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #17 | sneaky wrapping paper | 100 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #566 | solid gold bowling ball | 31 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #100 | soy cordial | 5 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #504 | spectre scepter | 64 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #122 | sponge cake | 6 |
| #5 | spooky bicycle chain | 606 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #93 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 11 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #42 | sugar chapeau | 13 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #37 | sugar shield | 44 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #63 | sugar shirt | 4 |
| #26 | sugar shorts | 43 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 469 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #270 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 37 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear beeping telegram | 945 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #120 | warbear officer requisition box | 5 |
| #241 | warbear requisition box | 11 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #118 | white Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #12 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #119 | white class ring | 92 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #978 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #198 | worthless knick-knack | 55 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #167 | woven baling wire bracelets | 6 |
| #273 | wrench bracelet | 13 |
| #113 | wriggling worm | 5 |
| #251 | wumpus hair | 6 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |