| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #201 | CRIMBCO mug | 80 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO wine | 86 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 19 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 16 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 15 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 20 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 20 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 10 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 18 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 35 |
| #839 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #58 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #116 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #85 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #108 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #55 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #103 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #101 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 41 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #44 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 132 |
| #96 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 41 |
| #97 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 39 |
| #77 | magical pony: Uniquity | 49 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
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| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
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| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
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| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
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| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
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| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
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| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
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| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
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| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
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| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
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| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
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| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
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| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
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| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
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| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
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| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
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| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
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| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
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