| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #332 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #343 | CRIMBCO mug | 40 |
| #1197 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #355 | CRIMBCO wine | 21 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #142 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #113 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #266 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #122 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 12 |
| #134 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 12 |
| #311 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #182 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 4 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #212 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 3 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #242 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #129 | Travels with Jerry | 7 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #510 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #436 | ammonite fossil | 10 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #587 | baggie of powdered sugar | 21 |
| #181 | ball | 37 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #565 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #214 | belemnite fossil | 24 |
| #398 | bindlestocking | 6 |
| #206 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 60 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #140 | buckyball | 42 |
| #155 | burnt flower | 73 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #431 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #149 | corned beet | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #356 | fancy dress ball | 38 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #521 | fossilized limb | 11 |
| #251 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #479 | fossilized spike | 7 |
| #592 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #279 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #626 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #346 | frigid fudgepuck | 8 |
| #330 | fudge lily | 15 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #56 | gift-a-pult | 6 |
| #131 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #95 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #87 | gyroscope | 37 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #984 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #44 | hideous egg | 27 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #79 | keel-haulin' knife | 2 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #138 | licorice root | 60 |
| #766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #757 | monomolecular yo-yo | 51 |
| #187 | motivational poster | 21 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #260 | portable photocopier | 26 |
| #201 | possessed top | 28 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #783 | pretty flower | 52 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #213 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 44 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #884 | ridiculous cocktail | 4 |
| #151 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #263 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #530 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #63 | soul doorbell | 7 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #653 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #385 | sucker scaffold | 23 |
| #325 | superheated fudge | 11 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #168 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #406 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #393 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #220 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #150 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 9 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #197 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #234 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 5 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #243 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 8 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #882 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #722 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 5 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #740 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #969 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #866 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #736 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #78 | top | 52 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #209 | trilobite fossil | 24 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #84 | volcanic ash | 87 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #220 | wine-soaked bone chips | 4 |
| #663 | yo-yo | 40 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |