Museum :: Squirt Shorts

Squirt Shorts

Rank	Item	Quantity
#2244	8-ball	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#362	BGE merchandise order form	11
#773	Black No. 2	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#145	CRIMBCO lanyard	4
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#348	CRIMBCO scrip	970
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#388	Cold Hots candy	14
#346	Crimbo Factory surprise box	3
#970	Crimbo candied pecan	6
#1173	Crimbo fudge	3
#1098	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#483	Crimbo salad	2
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#757	Daffy Taffy	36
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#73	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	3
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#100	Hatorade	2
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#1014	Knob Goblin firecracker	3
#857	Knob Goblin love potion	3
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#916	Meleegra™ pills	3
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#380	Misty Robe	1
#869	Mountain Stream soda	3
#1390	Mr. Mediocrebar	25
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#146	Piddles	5
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#1661	Rock Pops	17
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#349	Senior Mints	16
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#455	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	24
#689	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	6
#561	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	13
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#275	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#650	Wint-O-Fresh mint	15
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#1486	Yummy Tummy bean	87
#86	abominable blubber	16
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#470	ammonite fossil	9
#1101	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#235	ancient poisoned dart	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1883	anniversary gift box	2
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#385	antique hand mirror	6
#1033	awful poetry journal	27
#7430	badass belt	1
#141	bag of bones	8
#353	ball	18
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#380	bark rootbeer	2
#784	batblade	1
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#282	beanbag chair	1
#750	beer bomb	7
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#768	belemnite fossil	3
#687	bilge wine	3
#196	black Crimbo ball	2
#510	black eyedrops	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#526	bottle of sewage schnapps	4
#202	brass gear	2
#172	bread line	5
#39	bread man	7
#133	bread pie	2
#541	bronzed locust	1
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#342	bubblin' crude	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#308	buckyball	16
#715	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#1890	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#733	can of spinach	2
#301	candied bolts	5
#287	candied nuts	5
#2205	candy cane	10
#6	candy drive button	1
#80	candy harmonica	6
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#2397	candy stake	3
#575	cannonball charrrm	4
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#842	chaos butterfly	71
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#403	chloroform rag	4
#91	chunk of rock salt	119
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#130	clear Russian	2
#162	cloning kit	3
#3275	club necklace	1
#34	cocoa chondrule	4
#244	communal gobstopper	4
#651	communications windchimes	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#437	corncob pipe	2
#1221	corpsetini	3
#362	costume sword	1
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#876	dark potion	2
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#140	delicious stinkbug	2
#924	dense meat stack	6
#471	depantsing bomb	3
#159	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#221	disintegrating sheet music	20
#1026	disturbing fanfic	32
#1640	doll house	1
#229	donated booze	40
#249	donated candy	32
#207	donated food	47
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#468	dull fish scale	1
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#1436	eggnog	7
#136	eggwater	4
#156	electrical thingamabob	92
#181	evil golden arches	6
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#1945	facsimile dictionary	1
#970	fancy chocolate	3
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#650	fancy dress ball	18
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#905	flaregun	1
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#108	fleshy putty	11
#64	flour cookie	6
#8	food drive button	1
#323	frat brats	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#1329	fruitcake	11
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#187	gatorskin umbrella	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#180	giant jar of protein powder	1
#213	giant penguin keychain	1
#110	gilded ancient cursed key	2
#1396	gingerbread bugbear	12
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#273	glittery mascara	1
#245	glob of green slime	2
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
🥇	goo magnet	1
#321	gooified animal matter	1
#193	gooified mineral matter	9
#211	gooified vegetable matter	9
#70	grape troll doll	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#659	grouchy restless spirit	6
#190	gyroscope	15
#260	half-baked potion	1
#5201	handful of confetti	1
#648	handful of sand	8
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#105	hemp candy necklace	6
#69	hermedisiac cologne	1
#621	hobo nickel	280
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#58	imported lemon lozenge	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#414	jar of fermented pickle juice	4
#318	java cookie	3
#418	jawbruiser	6
#650	jerky coins	21
#41	jingle bell	1
#1883	joybuzzer	1
#1412	kite	3
#289	knob bugle	2
#165	lab-grown meat	2
#814	lavender candy heart	5
#174	lemonade marble	1
#609	lewd playing card	3
#626	licorice garrote	4
#405	llama lama gong	1
#995	loose teeth	12
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#395	magic whistle	1
#305	magical mystery juice	29
#367	magilaser blastercannon	3
#801	meat vortex	10
#1386	monomolecular yo-yo	7
#86	multi-level marzipan	6
#686	mummy wrapping	5
#910	murky potion	1
#667	mylar scout drone	7
#1121	nanite-infested candy cane	9
#1414	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1022	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#870	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#3383	obsidian dagger	1
#66	office-supply crossbow	3
#178	oil of oiliness	3
#93	oily boid	1
#182	open sauce	2
#983	orange candy heart	3
#177	orcish hand lotion	3
#210	orcish nailing lube	2
#136	orcish stud-finder	2
#726	oversized pizza cutter	2
#81	ovoid leather thing	215
#368	panty raider camouflage	2
#1064	paperclip	4
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#137	pec oil	4
#149	peppermint sprout	5
#131	perl necklace	4
#88	petit 4.1	7
#190	petit fortran	4
#332	phish stick	3
#737	photoprotoneutron torpedo	11
#375	plastic guitar	2
#470	plastic ingot	2
#677	plot hole	60
#261	plump juicy grub	1
#113	poisonsettia	11
#846	portable photocopier	3
#783	possessed top	7
#601	powdered candy sushi set	3
#119	powdered powdered sugar	5
#68	prescription teeth whitener	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#889	pretty flower	34
#603	probability potion	39
#700	procrastination potion	24
#109	projectile chemistry set	12
#443	pygmy pygment	1
#421	rave whistle	2
#866	razor-tipped yo-yo	9
#388	red ale	1
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#1122	ridiculously huge sword	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#488	robotronic egg	55
#3659	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3649	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#374	rubber axe	2
#231	ruby on canes	3
#535	rum barrel charrrm	1
#164	rusty hedge trimmers	3
#705	sake bomb	2
#272	sand dollar	19
#250	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	31
#151	screwing pooch	2
#150	sea carrot	1
#139	sea cucumber	1
#86	sea lace	2
#2571	shiny ring	2
#362	shiny stones	1
#620	silver shrimp fork	2
#722	silver tongue charrrm	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#82	slimy chest	1
#511	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
#417	slimy sweetbreads	3
#941	smoky potion	1
#1119	snake	1
#195	soggy seed packet	3
#2494	spade necklace	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1134	sparkler	1
#632	spooky eggnog	9
#180	spooky staff	2
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#554	star chart	12
#149	stone wool	4
#3308	stuffed Cheshire bitten	13
#3749	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	11
#778	stuffed alien blob	9
#3996	stuffed angry cow	10
#5813	stuffed astral badger	5
#4896	stuffed baby gravy fairy	7
#5654	stuffed cocoabo	5
#1395	stuffed doppelshifter	6
#4625	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	8
#4953	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	7
#1479	stuffed gray blob	8
#6333	stuffed hand turkey	4
#5307	stuffed mind flayer	6
#4626	stuffed scary death orb	8
#3757	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	11
#4744	stuffed snowy owl	7
#6333	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	4
#4925	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	7
#5783	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#108	tasty louse	4
#1592	teddy borg	2
#283	that gum you like	1
#819	thin black candle	69
#102	third ear	3
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2849	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#547	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	8
#1762	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1480	tiny plastic Black Knight	5
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#835	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	4
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#3347	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	5
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#881	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#1347	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	7
#1476	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#722	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#3122	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1467	tiny plastic G Imp	5
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2163	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#972	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
#1458	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#2163	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1759	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#376	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3860	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#1449	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#873	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1120	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	2
#2758	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#2135	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#423	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	6
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#4842	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#592	tiny plastic angry space marine	7
#1742	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1755	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	4
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#2555	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	7
#2872	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#750	tiny plastic batbugbear	5
#2162	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#591	tiny plastic bee swarm	7
#741	tiny plastic beebee gunners	5
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#958	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	3
#488	tiny plastic blazing bat	9
#6189	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#1752	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#1130	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#861	tiny plastic buzzerker	4
#667	tiny plastic cavebugbear	6
#2856	tiny plastic cocoabo	6
#8219	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2800	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#2797	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#3923	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#4885	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#2520	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	7
#3344	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#2164	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#2828	tiny plastic grue	6
#1423	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4854	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#1132	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	2
#3904	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#2502	tiny plastic leprechaun	7
#3934	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#983	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#3975	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#3303	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1779	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3848	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1246	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#1430	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#3366	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#3949	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#4018	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#1149	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	8
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#1429	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#799	titanium assault umbrella	3
#226	tomb ratchet	3
#349	top	13
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#650	toy train	3
#1608	tree-eating kite	10
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#497	true grit	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#157	universal biscuit	5
#154	unnatural gas	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#226	very overdue library book	1
#147	vial of The Glistening	2
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
#133	water wings	10
#180	white Crimbo ball	2
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#533	wussiness potion	15
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#1565	yo-yo	6
#378	yohohoyo	4
#149	yule hatchet	1

Wow, that's 4,154 items total!

what items are this player missing?