| #196 | "caramel" orange | 4 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #539 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #89 | Boss Drops | 3 |
| #136 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #438 | CRIMBCO scrip | 650 |
| #377 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #380 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #328 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #827 | Daffy Taffy | 32 |
| #610 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #81 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1662 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 16 |
| #467 | Now and Earlier | 5 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #1822 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #153 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 3 |
| #593 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 11 |
| #554 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 14 |
| #511 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 18 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #647 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 10 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1196 | Yummy Tummy bean | 123 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #657 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #462 | baggie of powdered sugar | 36 |
| #703 | ball | 9 |
| #265 | bark rootbeer | 4 |
| #565 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #697 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #197 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #469 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #469 | bottle of bubbles | 15 |
| #226 | brass gear | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #34 | bread man | 8 |
| #137 | bread pie | 2 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1274 | buckyball | 2 |
| #716 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1098 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #433 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #36 | candy harmonica | 8 |
| #175 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 2 |
| #1149 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #133 | clear Russian | 2 |
| #173 | cloning kit | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #124 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #1469 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #67 | daub-breaker | 3 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #860 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #163 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1520 | disturbing fanfic | 5 |
| #286 | donated booze | 25 |
| #440 | donated candy | 5 |
| #250 | donated food | 33 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #233 | eggwater | 2 |
| #144 | electrical thingamabob | 100 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1066 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #720 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #131 | fleshy putty | 7 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #691 | floaty sand | 9 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #181 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #174 | gooified animal matter | 12 |
| #237 | gooified mineral matter | 5 |
| #134 | gooified vegetable matter | 18 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #339 | gyroscope | 9 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #105 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #570 | java cookie | 1 |
| #771 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #198 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #617 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #317 | loadstone | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #922 | loose teeth | 16 |
| #473 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #163 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #353 | mylar scout drone | 14 |
| #846 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #144 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #67 | office-supply crossbow | 3 |
| #150 | orcish hand lotion | 5 |
| #233 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #170 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1065 | paperclip | 4 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #67 | peppermint twist | 3 |
| #120 | peppermint-scented socks | 2 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #192 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1147 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #133 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #375 | plastic ingot | 4 |
| #247 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #209 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 5 |
| #168 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 6 |
| #204 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
| #178 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 6 |
| #174 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 6 |
| #173 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 6 |
| #209 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
| #148 | pog #09 (pirate) | 8 |
| #326 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #179 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #139 | poisonsettia | 8 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1406 | possessed top | 3 |
| #439 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #1104 | procrastination potion | 2 |
| #143 | projectile chemistry set | 7 |
| #174 | puce paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #389 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #972 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #78 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #346 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #182 | rusty hedge trimmers | 2 |
| #1064 | scroll of drastic healing | 6 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #531 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1950 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #158 | stolen office supplies | 27 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #92 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 8 |
| #777 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #239 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #186 | that gum you like | 4 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #1481 | tiny house | 7 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #424 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2050 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #541 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 8 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2775 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #377 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #654 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 6 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #970 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2253 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #847 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #742 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 10 |
| #736 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #543 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 8 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2200 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2219 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #598 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #667 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2834 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2098 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1052 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #4814 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2114 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #852 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #700 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #711 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2564 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #193 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #546 | top | 9 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #380 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #749 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #168 | universal biscuit | 4 |
| #1238 | useless powder | 20 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #462 | warbear whosit | 88 |
| #205 | whalebone corset | 2 |
| #181 | white Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #829 | white lightning | 4 |
| #565 | wind-up meatcar | 11 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |