| #202 | "caramel" orange | 3 |
| #608 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1089 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #448 | CRIMBCO scrip | 620 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #380 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #1354 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1369 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #916 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #95 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #823 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 8 |
| #626 | Knob Goblin perfume | 2 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #573 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #142 | Polysniff Perfume | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #659 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 7 |
| #629 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 9 |
| #591 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 11 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #624 | baggie of powdered sugar | 19 |
| #390 | ball | 16 |
| #381 | bark rootbeer | 2 |
| #738 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #207 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #697 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #197 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #469 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #666 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #39 | bread man | 7 |
| #137 | bread pie | 2 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #355 | bubblin' crude | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1069 | buckyball | 3 |
| #735 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1106 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #300 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #80 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1149 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #133 | clear Russian | 2 |
| #194 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #169 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #209 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #858 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #163 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #1099 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #320 | donated booze | 21 |
| #214 | donated candy | 44 |
| #385 | donated food | 11 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #138 | eggwater | 4 |
| #205 | electrical thingamabob | 50 |
| #1863 | elven suicide capsule | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #827 | flaregun | 2 |
| #154 | fleshy putty | 5 |
| #276 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #661 | floaty sand | 10 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #235 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #1747 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2189 | googly eye | 2 |
| #165 | gooified animal matter | 13 |
| #174 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #129 | gooified vegetable matter | 19 |
| #391 | gyroscope | 7 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #172 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #342 | hot plate | 1 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1069 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #289 | knob bugle | 2 |
| #168 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #395 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 4 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #316 | loadstone | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #954 | loose teeth | 14 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #399 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #402 | magilaser blastercannon | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #619 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #200 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #679 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #144 | orc wrist | 2 |
| #149 | orcish hand lotion | 5 |
| #189 | orcish nailing lube | 3 |
| #1065 | paperclip | 4 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #430 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #953 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 4 |
| #150 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #180 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #407 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #404 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #404 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #148 | poisonsettia | 7 |
| #908 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #1200 | possessed top | 4 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #36 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #153 | projectile chemistry set | 4 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #72 | red ale | 7 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #678 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #149 | rusty hedge trimmers | 4 |
| #130 | screwing pooch | 3 |
| #1212 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #640 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #234 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1950 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #148 | stolen office supplies | 32 |
| #1261 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #8980 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8836 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #503 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #282 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny house | 13 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2094 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #3999 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3126 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #2260 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1514 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2034 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1990 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2098 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1415 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2882 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1434 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #428 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2524 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #2465 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1432 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1260 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #2843 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1773 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #193 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #2110 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1563 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #749 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #134 | troll britches | 1 |
| #189 | universal biscuit | 2 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1254 | useless powder | 19 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #176 | vial of The Glistening | 1 |
| #181 | white Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #872 | white lightning | 3 |
| #708 | wind-up meatcar | 4 |
| #1045 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1032 | yellow candy heart | 4 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |