| #197 | "caramel" orange | 3 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #449 | CRIMBCO scrip | 620 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #183 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #824 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 8 |
| #623 | Knob Goblin perfume | 2 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #141 | Polysniff Perfume | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #659 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 7 |
| #628 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 9 |
| #591 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 11 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #624 | baggie of powdered sugar | 19 |
| #389 | ball | 16 |
| #382 | bark rootbeer | 2 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #194 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #664 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #37 | bread man | 7 |
| #134 | bread pie | 2 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #349 | bubblin' crude | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #78 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #129 | clear Russian | 2 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #860 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #308 | donated booze | 21 |
| #201 | donated candy | 44 |
| #372 | donated food | 11 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #205 | electrical thingamabob | 50 |
| #1863 | elven suicide capsule | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #828 | flaregun | 2 |
| #151 | fleshy putty | 5 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #662 | floaty sand | 10 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #155 | gooified animal matter | 13 |
| #169 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #122 | gooified vegetable matter | 19 |
| #391 | gyroscope | 7 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #288 | knob bugle | 2 |
| #165 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #395 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 4 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #952 | loose teeth | 14 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #396 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #402 | magilaser blastercannon | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #145 | orc wrist | 2 |
| #149 | orcish hand lotion | 5 |
| #189 | orcish nailing lube | 3 |
| #1064 | paperclip | 4 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #952 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 4 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #176 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #294 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #403 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #143 | poisonsettia | 7 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #35 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #151 | projectile chemistry set | 4 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #74 | red ale | 7 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #678 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #149 | rusty hedge trimmers | 4 |
| #130 | screwing pooch | 3 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #147 | stolen office supplies | 32 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #280 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny house | 13 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #889 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #133 | troll britches | 1 |
| #183 | universal biscuit | 2 |
| #153 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1253 | useless powder | 19 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #174 | vial of The Glistening | 1 |
| #179 | white Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #870 | white lightning | 3 |
| #707 | wind-up meatcar | 4 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1036 | yellow candy heart | 4 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |