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| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3104 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #250 | Gummi-DNA | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #312 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #553 | Wand of Nagamar | 8 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #851 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 7 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #114 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
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| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #283 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 7 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #505 | cool whip | 4 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #259 | costume sword | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #890 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #125 | delicious stinkbug | 4 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #320 | dwarvish magazine | 3 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #257 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1478 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #340 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #1217 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #329 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 6 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #1245 | roll of toilet paper | 26 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #468 | spooky bark | 24 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2150 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #4194 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #1703 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #3977 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4324 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4045 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #1760 | stuffed key | 12 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2077 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3881 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2140 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #1905 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #425 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 38 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2063 | toast | 91 |
| #276 | toothbrush | 4 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #1473 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #161 | wine-soaked bone chips | 6 |
| #469 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |