| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #284 | Crimbo Credit | 23 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2017 | Crimbuck | 37 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #80 | Effermint™ tablets | 60 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #260 | Jack-in-the-box | 23 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #4 | Kiss the Knob apron | 32 |
| 🥇 | Kissin' Cousins | 65 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #20 | Mer-kin lipstick | 47 |
| #593 | Microplushie: Bropane | 11 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #771 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 4 |
| #604 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 12 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #663 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 10 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 8 |
| #633 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #6 | SPF 451 lip balm | 343 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #309 | a little sump'm sump'm | 9 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #69 | baby killer bee | 133 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #399 | barrrnacle | 40 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #20 | bite-me-red lipstick | 523 |
| #724 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #398 | bloody clown pants | 12 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1271 | box of sunshine | 159 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #1485 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #24 | chaos butterfly | 41,925 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #69 | clove-flavored lip balm | 19 |
| #48 | club of the five seasons | 2 |
| #327 | cocoa egg | 37 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #209 | cylindrical mold | 5 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #16 | disembodied smile | 249 |
| #484 | distressed denim pants | 2 |
| #993 | disturbing fanfic | 35 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #450 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #118 | fertilized ghuol egg | 5 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #26 | frog lip-print | 86 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #203 | ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #21 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1,069 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #8 | gnoll lips | 2,496 |
| #172 | goat | 5 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | groupie lipstick | 5,770 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #73 | holiday log | 4 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| 🥉 | hot pink lipstick | 1,022 |
| #139 | hovering sombrero | 3 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #29 | innuendo | 12 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #52 | maple leaf | 24 |
| #570 | meat stack | 25 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #505 | pink pony | 2 |
| #230 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #179 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #217 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #316 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 10 |
| #204 | ring of increase damage | 3 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #166 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 8 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #111 | sleeping wereturtle | 8 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #11 | spooky cosmetics bag | 266 |
| 🥉 | spooky lipstick | 5,948 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #287 | squirming egg sac | 45 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #32 | syncopated turtle | 8 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #828 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #176 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #625 | white class ring | 8 |
| #674 | wind-up chattering teeth | 44 |
| #36 | wok lobster | 5 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |