| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #439 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #285 | Crimbo Credit | 23 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2020 | Crimbuck | 37 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #78 | Effermint™ tablets | 60 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #264 | Jack-in-the-box | 23 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #4 | Kiss the Knob apron | 32 |
| 🥇 | Kissin' Cousins | 65 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #20 | Mer-kin lipstick | 47 |
| #598 | Microplushie: Bropane | 11 |
| #701 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #628 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #507 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #774 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 4 |
| #608 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 12 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #681 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #666 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 10 |
| #586 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 8 |
| #637 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #6 | SPF 451 lip balm | 343 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #805 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #311 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #771 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #50 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #309 | a little sump'm sump'm | 9 |
| #379 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #70 | baby killer bee | 133 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #135 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #398 | barrrnacle | 40 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #20 | bite-me-red lipstick | 523 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #400 | bloody clown pants | 12 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1275 | box of sunshine | 159 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #1483 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #25 | chaos butterfly | 41,925 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #68 | clove-flavored lip balm | 19 |
| #48 | club of the five seasons | 2 |
| #330 | cocoa egg | 37 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #210 | cylindrical mold | 5 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #16 | disembodied smile | 249 |
| #490 | distressed denim pants | 2 |
| #993 | disturbing fanfic | 35 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #453 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #116 | fertilized ghuol egg | 5 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #806 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #26 | frog lip-print | 86 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #203 | ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #21 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1,069 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #8 | gnoll lips | 2,496 |
| #173 | goat | 5 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | groupie lipstick | 5,770 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #72 | holiday log | 4 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| 🥉 | hot pink lipstick | 1,022 |
| #140 | hovering sombrero | 3 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #29 | innuendo | 12 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #325 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #51 | maple leaf | 24 |
| #569 | meat stack | 25 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #505 | pink pony | 2 |
| #228 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #407 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #847 | red class ring | 4 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #181 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #218 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #317 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 10 |
| #203 | ring of increase damage | 3 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #166 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 8 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #114 | sleeping wereturtle | 8 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #11 | spooky cosmetics bag | 266 |
| 🥉 | spooky lipstick | 5,948 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #287 | squirming egg sac | 45 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #32 | syncopated turtle | 8 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #829 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #183 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #630 | white class ring | 8 |
| #676 | wind-up chattering teeth | 44 |
| #36 | wok lobster | 5 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |