| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #294 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,115 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #401 | Gnollish flyswatter | 6 |
| #287 | Gnollish pie server | 6 |
| #320 | Gnollish plunger | 8 |
| #335 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 5 |
| #347 | Hollandaise helmet | 5 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #818 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #623 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 4 |
| #647 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 5 |
| #798 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #573 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 10 |
| #657 | Knob Goblin tongs | 8 |
| #570 | Knob Goblin visor | 5 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #423 | Orcish baseball cap | 6 |
| #594 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #586 | antique helmet | 5 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #690 | antique spear | 3 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #185 | beer helmet | 37 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #737 | blue plasma ball | 10 |
| #729 | bone chips | 9 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #729 | bugbear beanie | 4 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #470 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #422 | cool whip | 6 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #468 | crowbarrr | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #754 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #1159 | disco mask | 7 |
| #652 | draggin' ball hat | 4 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #414 | eXtreme scarf | 6 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #841 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #516 | filthy knitted dread sack | 7 |
| #360 | filthy pestle | 5 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frozen nunchaku | 5 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #551 | giant needle | 39 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #705 | goat beard | 2 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #455 | goth kid t-shirt | 8 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1038 | helmet turtle | 15 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #476 | huge spoon | 2 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #202 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 2 |
| #456 | irate sombrero | 3 |
| #1553 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #115 | lawnmower blade | 2 |
| #531 | leather mask | 5 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #501 | lihc face | 6 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #56 | machetito | 3 |
| #322 | mariachi hat | 6 |
| #249 | marshmallow | 100 |
| #224 | miner's helmet | 15 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1738 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #29 | oyster egg balloon | 28 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #86 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1154 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| #180 | perforated battle paddle | 37 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #74 | pointy red hat | 6 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #927 | ravioli hat | 10 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #1157 | saucepan | 10 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #423 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #1232 | seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #572 | seal-skull helmet | 11 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #97 | severed flipper | 2 |
| #331 | sewer nuggets | 49 |
| #489 | shredded hellseal hide | 6 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #281 | snorkel | 3 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #96 | sweet ninja sword | 23 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #514 | torn hellseal sinew | 5 |
| #604 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #1334 | turtle totem | 7 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1179 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #574 | wolf mask | 19 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |