| #187 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 3 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #239 | beertini | 9 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #623 | candied nuts | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #250 | carob chunk noodles | 7 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #341 | chaos butterfly | 690 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #201 | chorizo brownies | 10 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #181 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 2 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1363 | fudgecule | 3 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #133 | papaya slung | 15 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #174 | salty slug | 10 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #626 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #249 | tomato daiquiri | 6 |
| #231 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #142 | warbear blizzard mead | 2 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #201 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 12 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |