| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #667 | Boss Bat britches | 22 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #193 | FDKOL commendation | 3,385 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #381 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #249 | battered Crimbo Crate | 50 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #242 | bindlestocking | 11 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of Blank-Out | 105 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #33 | burst hellseal brain | 435 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #766 | dusty Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #207 | happiness | 12 |
| #482 | heart of the volcano | 14 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #124 | paperclip | 401 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #339 | portable photocopier | 20 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #733 | rat appendix | 2 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #32 | shredded hellseal hide | 404 |
| #286 | sleeping stocking | 10 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #810 | spectre scepter | 40 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1161 | stuffed key | 34 |
| #1522 | stuffed treasure chest | 19 |
| #467 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 33 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #37 | torn hellseal sinew | 380 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |