Beat Bachs

RankItemQuantity
#1817-ball1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#37BOOtonniere2
#49BRICKO bat1
#60BRICKO ooze1
#49BRICKO oyster1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#270Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook4
#227BitterSweetTarts1
#326Blizzards I Have Died In3
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#78Boss Drops6
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#264CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#245CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#156CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)4
#1011CRIMBCO wine6
#36Comet Drop4
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
🥈Crimbo smile1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1821Crimbuck70
#156Dreadsylvanian Almanac page33
🥈Fuzzby1
#491Haunted Sorority House staff guide3
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#346Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#1196Jack-in-the-box1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#730Let Me Be!2
#62Mark of the Bugbear5
#44Mark of the Ghost6
#108Mark of the Skeleton2
#58Mark of the Vampire5
#62Mark of the Werewolf5
#74Mark of the Zombie3
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#360PEEZ dispenser1
#196Piddles1
#194Polka Pop1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#921Schrödinger's thermos3
#659Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#947Summer Nights1
#327Swizzler1
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#398The Art of Slapfighting2
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#33Thriller Ice3
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#122Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette3
#618Thwaitgold mosquito statuette1
#304Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette5
#127Thwaitgold slug statuette40
#437Thwaitgold termite statuette18
#936Travels with Jerry1
#51Ultra Mega Sour Ball1
#363Uncle Romulus3
🥈Underworld trunk1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#53accidental mutton1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#337bag of W&Ws1
#25barrel-aged eggnog1
#926bath ball gift set4
#228bit-o-cactus18
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
#510black eyedrops1
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#467black striped oyster egg11
#138blank diary1
#74blood sausage1
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#2622blue striped oyster egg1
#980borg sock monkey1
#73bottle of Bloodweiser2
#335box of Dweebs1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#85cabooze8
#298can of V-111
#669candied bolts1
#667candied nuts1
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#1466candy knuckles2
#289chainsaw chain1
#1660cheap toaster1
#227chocomotive4
🥉control crystal1
#1214corpse on the beach3
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#218cranberry margarita (brackish)1
#262crystallized memory1
#344discocktail1
#772doll house5
#878dollhive6
#367drum of pomade1
#52dubious loincloth1
#668dusty Crimbo crate15
#12dusty bottle of blood5
#35eerie fetish2
#96electric Kool-Aid1
#143epic wad4
#1812fancy chocolate car2
#27floaty rock3
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#307foetid seal tear1
#118freightcake7
#55frying brainpan1
#843fudge lily1
#1415fudgecule1
#219fudgesicle1
#324funhouse mirror1
#59ghost pepper2
#380ghost trap1
#494ghostly body paint1
#77giant red gummi bear4
#634gingerbread robot2
#60grandfather watch1
#45groping claw2
#47guts necklace1
#965herb brownies4
#71hobo fortress blueprints2
#247huge bowl of candy1
#2794irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#569java cookie1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#123lavender polka-dot oyster egg17
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#1830licorice garrote1
#836live wire1
#575marionette collective1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1233mauve striped oyster egg3
#1662monomolecular yo-yo3
#220multi-level marzipan2
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#520necrotizing body spray1
#1126night-vision goggles1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#537off-white paisley oyster egg4
#590off-white polka-dot oyster egg5
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#788petit 4.11
#332phish stick3
#168pile of loose snow1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1087poison pen1
#532press-on ribs1
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#907pulsing flesh4
#1365razor-tipped yo-yo4
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#62remorseless knife1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#587rigid carapace8
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
🥇seal medal1
#60shavin' razor1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#39snowstick2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#72spirit bed1
#57stinkwater1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1556stuffed gray blob7
#238stuffed red and green pepper (stale)1
#1276sturdy Crimbo crate5
#787superheated fudge1
#47tailbone shield1
#326throwing bone1
#1332throwing wrench2
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#228tiny plastic 11 Dealer3
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#226tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ2
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#207tiny plastic Crimbo Casino3
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#46tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#40tiny plastic Penny1
#67tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#232tiny plastic fax machine2
#221tiny plastic hobo elf2
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#45tiny plastic sea elf1
#201tiny plastic stocking mimic3
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#543top9
#2400toy crazy train1
#50transparent pants1
#2485tree-eating kite3
#1104twitching claw4
#1147unstable DNA30
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#28vengeful spirit2
#435warbear beeping telegram1
#25warbear thermoregulator bread23
#42warm fur1
#486whisker pencil1
#831wind-up meatcar1
#274yellow paisley oyster egg10
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#1656yo-yo5

Wow, that's 761 items total!

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