| #194 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #558 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 8 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #57 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #479 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 24 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #115 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 5 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #18 | CRIMBCO scrip | 11,250 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO wine | 16 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #260 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #46 | Crimbojito | 10 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #172 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 32 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #994 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #347 | Instant Karma | 22 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #543 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 50 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #7 | Mint Yulep | 80 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #446 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #487 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
| #356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #551 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #192 | Schrödinger's thermos | 116 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #502 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 19 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #238 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #225 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #91 | antique painting of a landscape | 9 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #1207 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #1054 | badass belt | 51 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #786 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #771 | canteen of wine | 28 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1018 | delicious salad | 15 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #425 | elven limbos gingerbread | 32 |
| #1133 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #426 | elven moonshine | 26 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #653 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #173 | flimsy clipboard | 7 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #61 | gingerbread wine | 1 |
| #781 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #168 | haggis socks | 4 |
| #794 | handful of confetti | 53 |
| #698 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #607 | herringcello | 27 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #813 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #460 | mummy costume | 12 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #745 | obsidian dagger | 24 |
| #178 | old school calculator watch | 3 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #687 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #539 | pumpkinhead mask | 11 |
| #318 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #356 | slow jam collection | 12 |
| #712 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 88 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #123 | squirming egg sac | 120 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1128 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #456 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #1004 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #531 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #868 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #882 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2557 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #858 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #665 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #971 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1406 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #710 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1542 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #52 | transparent nog | 5 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #607 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 15 |
| #490 | wolfman mask | 12 |