| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #100 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #47 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 11 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #825 | CRIMBCO scrip | 110 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2268 | Crimbuck | 17 |
| #197 | Effermint™ tablets | 6 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #747 | Go-Wassail | 11 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #304 | PEEZ dispenser | 5 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #265 | bag of W&Ws | 10 |
| #549 | ball | 11 |
| #69 | banana supersucker | 11 |
| #401 | bananagate | 15 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #720 | battered Crimbo Crate | 11 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #858 | bone chips | 3 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #195 | bone rattle | 11 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #266 | box of Dweebs | 9 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #428 | buckyball | 11 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #357 | colorful plastic ball | 51 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #766 | dusty Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #221 | electrical thingamabob | 40 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #885 | fancy dress ball | 11 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #275 | floaty sand | 66 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #656 | fossilized limb | 5 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #662 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #640 | fossilized torso | 3 |
| #88 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 6 |
| #245 | frigid fudgepuck | 15 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #398 | fudge lily | 11 |
| #768 | fudgecule | 364 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #783 | green gummi ingot | 11 |
| #258 | gyroscope | 11 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #150 | handful of crafty noodles | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #770 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #333 | kumquartz | 19 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #86 | kumquat supersucker | 11 |
| #287 | licorice root | 20 |
| #71 | lime supersucker | 11 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #270 | lollipop stick | 247 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #382 | pack of pogs | 51 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #63 | pear supersucker | 11 |
| #387 | pearidot | 15 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #638 | petrified wood | 11 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #223 | plastic ingot | 14 |
| #497 | possessed top | 11 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #780 | red gummi ingot | 11 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #146 | spirit blanket | 2 |
| #660 | spooky sap | 11 |
| #106 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #60 | strawberry supersucker | 11 |
| #477 | strawberyl | 11 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #905 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #1264 | stuffed gray blob | 11 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #943 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #15 | sucker bucket | 11 |
| #16 | sucker hakama | 11 |
| #15 | sucker kabuto | 11 |
| #427 | sucker scaffold | 17 |
| #17 | sucker tachi | 11 |
| #222 | superheated fudge | 20 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #401 | top | 11 |
| #340 | tourmalime | 20 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #214 | toy deathbot | 5 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #334 | trilobite fossil | 13 |
| #1701 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #1145 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #224 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 19 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #246 | warbear battery | 11 |
| #55 | warbear bearserker potion | 35 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #191 | warbear empathy chip | 3 |
| #244 | warbear helm fragment | 12 |
| #66 | warbear high-efficiency still | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #17 | warbear liquid lasers | 17 |
| #191 | warbear metalworking primer | 6 |
| #181 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 7 |
| #236 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 5 |
| #91 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 12 |
| #216 | warbear trouser fragment | 18 |
| #61 | warbear wardance potion | 35 |
| #355 | warbear whosit | 286 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #776 | yellow gummi ingot | 11 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |