| #652 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #4301 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1788 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #176 | Bulky Buddy Box | 15 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #696 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2386 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #950 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #994 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #587 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #1048 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #89 | Miniborg stomper | 6 |
| #1272 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #810 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1462 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #63 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty monster | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #682 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Underworld sapling | 2 |
| #729 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #918 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #487 | around the world | 1 |
| #2753 | badass belt | 17 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #355 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
| #2941 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #660 | canteen of wine | 38 |
| #269 | cheap elven gloves | 16 |
| #292 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #369 | dollhive | 25 |
| #1733 | duct tape | 5 |
| #639 | dusty Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #172 | elven socks | 23 |
| #780 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #2681 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #333 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #188 | festive holiday hat | 21 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #378 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1886 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #726 | killing feather | 51 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #253 | knuckle sandwich | 96 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1420 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1118 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #693 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #3327 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #805 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #740 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #883 | pack of pogs | 2 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #760 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #538 | penguin thesaurus | 13 |
| #621 | piece of wedding cake | 6 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #12 | pirate fledges | 5 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #71 | psycho sweater | 5 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #150 | queen cookie | 6 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #759 | rogue swarmer | 61 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #821 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #750 | sawblade fragment | 57 |
| #790 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1365 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #2694 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1104 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #475 | teddy borg | 20 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #15 | throbbing rage gland | 13 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #171 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 152 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1444 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #798 | unstable DNA | 56 |
| #661 | unstable laser battery | 56 |
| #1272 | useless powder | 18 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #605 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 15 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #1222 | wooden block | 1 |
| #764 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |