| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #177 | Bulky Buddy Box | 15 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #949 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #585 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #1046 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #89 | Miniborg stomper | 6 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #805 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty monster | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Underworld sapling | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #355 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
| #2939 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #661 | canteen of wine | 38 |
| #269 | cheap elven gloves | 16 |
| #292 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #368 | dollhive | 25 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #638 | dusty Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #172 | elven socks | 23 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #188 | festive holiday hat | 21 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #379 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #726 | killing feather | 51 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #253 | knuckle sandwich | 96 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #807 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #882 | pack of pogs | 2 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #760 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #538 | penguin thesaurus | 13 |
| #620 | piece of wedding cake | 6 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #12 | pirate fledges | 5 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #71 | psycho sweater | 5 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #150 | queen cookie | 6 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #760 | rogue swarmer | 61 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #750 | sawblade fragment | 57 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #475 | teddy borg | 20 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #15 | throbbing rage gland | 13 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #171 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 152 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #798 | unstable DNA | 56 |
| #661 | unstable laser battery | 56 |
| #1271 | useless powder | 18 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #602 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 15 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |