| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #36 | 8-billed baseball cap | 5 |
| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #584 | Instant Karma | 8 |
| #12 | Mer-kin breastplate | 32 |
| #33 | Mer-kin digpick | 7 |
| #26 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 141 |
| #8 | Mer-kin healscroll | 339 |
| #14 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 95 |
| #22 | Mer-kin hookspear | 48 |
| #18 | Mer-kin killscroll | 61 |
| #55 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 4 |
| #13 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 62 |
| #27 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 18 |
| #16 | Mer-kin roundshield | 22 |
| #10 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 31 |
| #20 | Mer-kin takebag | 37 |
| #24 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 42 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #761 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #276 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #274 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #242 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 4 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #83 | amber aviator shades | 2 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #355 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #16 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #556 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #225 | black helmet | 11 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #69 | blue plastic baby | 5 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #71 | brown felt tophat | 28 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #28 | burrowgrub hive | 5 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #429 | canteen of wine | 64 |
| #127 | cheap elven gloves | 27 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #35 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #458 | dusty Crimbo crate | 24 |
| #336 | elven limbos gingerbread | 39 |
| #340 | elven cellocello | 36 |
| #575 | elven moonshine | 17 |
| #150 | elven socks | 25 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #188 | festive holiday hat | 21 |
| #126 | filthy corduroys | 101 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #14 | giant pearl | 22 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #348 | gray bow tie | 20 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #16 | grouper fangirl | 4 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #45 | inky squid sauce | 9 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1942 | killing feather | 21 |
| #363 | knuckle sandwich | 67 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #6 | magic dragonfish fry | 15 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #363 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #374 | mullet wig | 3 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #70 | nurse's hat | 3 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #212 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | passable elf mask | 13 |
| #176 | patent leather shoes | 34 |
| #309 | penguin thesaurus | 23 |
| #78 | pickelhaube | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #711 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #543 | pumpkinhead mask | 11 |
| #2055 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #2071 | sawblade fragment | 23 |
| #47 | shark jumper | 3 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3412 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2474 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2278 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #2541 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #898 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #804 | tiny plastic beanbat | 9 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #845 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1942 | unstable laser battery | 27 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #179 | wolf mask | 222 |
| #101 | worn tophat | 31 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |