Zock

RankItemQuantity
#163"DRINK ME" potion228
#577'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#535Angelhair Culottes2
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#336Asleep in the Cemetery5
#27Ax of L'rose1
#340BGE merchandise order form12
#70BRICKO reactor5
#533Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
#155Barney's rake1
#404Baron von Ratsworth's monocle27
#825Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#88Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook8
#1262Bonerdagon necklace6
#528Boss Bat bling6
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1014CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#2127CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#477Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#214Cloak of Dire Shadows1
#1558Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#20Coily™4
#695Colander of Em-er'il4
#47Copper Alpha of Sincerity46
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1296Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#700Elder Turtle Shell4
#355FDKOL commendation972
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#603Glass Balls of the Goblin King4
#1144Heimandatz's heart1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#893Iron Beta of Industry5
#1285Jocko Homo's head1
#26Kissin' Cousins12
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#472Krakrox's Loincloth2
🥈LARP membership card1
#816La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#455Lars the Cyberian1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#134Let Me Be!9
#603Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet45
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#850Maxing, Relaxing1
#403Meat detector1
#163Mer-kin healscroll2
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#107Mer-kin roundshield1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#30Nose Ring of Putrescence2
#265Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I3
#265Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III3
#252Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV2
#252Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI2
#66Pendant of Fire1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#962SPF 451 lip balm1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#514Safari Jack's moustache3
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#494Sensual Massage for Creeps3
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#947Summer Nights1
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#772Tales of a Kansas Toymaker2
#1035The Mariachi's guitar case1
#101The Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#220Thwaitgold bee statuette8
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#1802Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#81Travels with Jerry9
#33Unspeakable Earring2
#115Vial of jus de larmes1
#731Yakisoba's hat2
#744Yellow Moon of Compassion4
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#1149adorable seal larva2
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#847annoying pitchfork2
#283ant rake1
#624antique bottle opener1
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#535antique record album4
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#1287badass belt43
#753bag of lard1
#84baggie of powdered sugar416
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1036bath ball gift set3
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#643bed of coals1
#42big bundle of chamoix10
#242bindlestocking11
#35bitter bowtie1
#510black eyedrops1
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#48bottle of Ooze-O47
#5027bottle of goofballs1
#41brazen bracelet1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#969bunny liver1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#850burst hellseal brain1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#486can of CRIMBCOLA6
#275can of Red Minotaur16
#1529candy cane20
#246candy kneecapping stick8
#1030candy knuckles3
#1149canteen of wine11
#324cement sandals3
#56chamoisole1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#437corncob pipe2
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#124das boot1
#929dense meat stack6
#329depleted uranium seal figurine2
#1385disassembled clover3
#373dreadlock whip1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#1736easter egg balloon13
#767elven limbos gingerbread15
#99elven cellocello78
#817elven moonshine10
#1396elven socks1
#1743elven suicide capsule6
#914empty Cloaca-Cola bottle4
#641empty agua de vida bottle160
#134escargotsicle3
#45extra-strength rubber bands1
#819eye of newt3
#403eye-pod1
#592facsimile dictionary16
#1640fake fake vomit4
#377fancy canapés1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#34farfalle bow tie1
#1426festive holiday hat1
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#80fish stick1
#48fishy pipe1
#498flamin' bindle1
#856flaming feather1
#666flavored foot massage oil11
#444frayed rope belt2
#311fuzzy busby9
#3221fuzzy dice2
#346fuzzy earmuffs5
#418fuzzy montera3
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#150gift-a-pult3
#467gingerbread mutant bugbear8
#453gold wedding ring10
#1387gray bow tie1
#70groovy prism necklace1
#1613grue egg15
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#1608handful of confetti23
#88handful of honey111
#56hardware upgrade1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#60helm of the white knight1
#93herringcello81
#204hopping socks1
#73interesting-looking twig103
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#353jawbruiser7
#41jingle bell1
#1884joybuzzer1
#7knob bugle1,033
#1001knuckle sandwich11
#137lawn dart3
#1016lead necklace3
#170letterman's jacket1
#235licorice garrote8
#836live wire1
#432lucky bottlecap2
#1370lucky rabbit's foot3
#1422macaroni duck1
#248makeshift cape1
🥉makeshift castanets1
#237mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#128marine aquamarine1
#1044meat stack1
#20memory of a C76
#18memory of a G87
#7memory of an AT base pair42
#47memory of some delicious amino acids45
#670mesh cap1
#35metrognome1
#131moist sailor's cap1
#909motivational poster3
#910mummy costume2
#50mysterious silver lapel pin36
#2526nanite-infested candy cane3
#1928nanite-infested eggnog3
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#96nasty rat mask1
#870night-vision goggles2
#467obsidian dagger38
#146octopus's spade1
#60old school flying disc8
#1135old sweatpants30
#481oozenog7
#70overclocked avian microprocessor1
#1757oversized fish scaler2
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#454panhandle panhandling hat2
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#1682passable elf mask1
#1304patent leather shoes1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#237perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#787personalized coffee mug15
#1274pet rock "Groucho" disguise6
#1502pet rock "Snooty" disguise5
#293pig-iron bracers1
#308pig-iron helm1
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#34plush hamsterpus1
#1064pocketwatch on a chain2
#1087poison pen1
#121poodle skirt2
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#251porquoise ring1
#380portable photocopier18
#40pretty pink bow1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#66pulled porquoise earring1
#42pulled porquoise pendant2
#92pulled porquoise ring1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#82rat appendix225
#87recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder5
#174red wagon2
#406rhesus monkey1
#565rib of the Bonerdagon3
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#36rocky road ice cream2
#247rusty chain necklace12
#262sawblade shield12
#103scissor duck1
🥉sealskin drum1
#398serpentine sword1
#130shark cartilage1
#53shark tooth necklace1
#412shock collar1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#511sleazy bindle1
#551sleeping stocking4
#213slime-soaked brain1
#73slimy alveolus22
#812slow jam collection4
#41smiley-face sticker1
#349snake shield1
🥉snow belly1
#34snow halo1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#83solid baconstone earring1
#78solid baconstone necklace1
#101solid baconstone ring1
#41sorority girl's box1
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#138special sauce glove1
#2565spectre scepter5
#59spiky turtle shoulderpads1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#873spooky sap3
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#672stained mattress1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#1330stray chihuahua1
#1487support cummerbund1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#224tangarita with a fly in it1
#1332throwing wrench2
#82tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer12
#145tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory9
#261tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer7
#62tiny die-cast Don Crimbo6
#192tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer8
#215tiny die-cast Father Crimbo3
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#245tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer7
#510tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer4
#144tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg4
#219tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer7
#605tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer3
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#247tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign7
#303tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer6
#75tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg5
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#53tiny die-cast factory worker elf15
#168tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf9
#98tiny die-cast golden ring4
#111tiny die-cast goose a-laying4
#117tiny die-cast killing bird4
#253tiny die-cast middle-management elf7
#79tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf12
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#155tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf9
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#119tiny die-cast turtle mech4
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#1355tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#873tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1374tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1348tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1327tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1341tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#863tiny plastic the Free Man2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2262toy space helmet1
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#53trousers of the white knight1
#446twinkly wad200
#967untamable turtle2
#805vertebra of the Bonerdagon9
#51vinyl shield1
#586wang1
🥈washboard shield1
#1666whoopie cushion3
#91willowy bonnet1
#175wrench bracelet21
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#464wumpus hair1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#1046wussiness potion1

Wow, that's 5,319 items total!

what items are this player missing?