| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #431 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #291 | Blood Light | 13 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 3 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #324 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #7 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 2 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #257 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #342 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #484 | Silver Bullet beer | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #298 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 49 |
| #315 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 46 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #571 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 12 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #389 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #354 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #11 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 2 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #170 | asshat | 16 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #572 | bananagate | 8 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #526 | bite-me-red lipstick | 3 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #205 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 10 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #178 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #5 | diabolical crossbow | 2 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #87 | effluvious emerald | 19 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #24 | flytrap bezoar | 2 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #449 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #378 | fudgecule | 3,463 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #466 | ghostly body paint | 2 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #109 | glacial sapphire | 8 |
| #571 | green gummi ingot | 32 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #105 | guy made of bee pollen | 31 |
| #949 | hamethyst | 8 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #137 | hot daub | 2 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #617 | kumquartz | 6 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #355 | lollipop stick | 156 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #166 | pork elf goodies sack | 45 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #248 | really dense meat stack | 25 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #561 | red gummi ingot | 32 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #395 | solid gold bowling ball | 47 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #163 | steamy ruby | 9 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #426 | sucker scaffold | 17 |
| #532 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #143 | tawdry amethyst | 8 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #620 | tourmalime | 6 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #138 | unearthly onyx | 9 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #139 | warbear bearserker mead | 2 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #248 | warbear beeping telegram | 5 |
| #142 | warbear blizzard mead | 2 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #159 | warbear feasting mead | 2 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #312 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #322 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #568 | yellow gummi ingot | 32 |