jewells of cheese

RankItemQuantity
#105"Remember the Trees" Shirt1
#122"caramel" orange17
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#158Atomic Pop3
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#184Baja sopapilla5
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#181Black Bodyâ„¢ spray1
#674Black No. 22
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#255Bohemian rhapsody1
#134Boulevardier cocktail1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#181CRIMBCO lanyard3
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#119CRIMBCO scrip3,250
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#69Carol of the Bulls2
#68Carol of the Hells2
#68Carol of the Thrills2
#54Celsius 2331
#46Centauri fish wine1
#194Cheer-Up soda1
#254Chroner187
#14Chroner cross1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#33Crimbeau de toilette12
#1042Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#41Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#203Crimbo Credit54
#143Crimbo Factory surprise box20
#1237Crimbo candied pecan2
#67Crimbo candle4
#88Crimbo crystal shards2
#120Crimbo dinner2
#138Crimbo food scraps19
#1052Crimbo fudge5
#870Crimbo peppermint bark8
#345Crimbo pie6
#234Crimbo salad5
#83Crimbo tattoo kit1
#55Crimbo train emergency brake79
#238Crimbo wreath3
#58Crimbolex watch2
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#361Crimbonium fuel rod1
#140Crimbosmopolitan2
#53Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision2
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#120Crimbot battery11
#177Crimbot schematic: Big Head21
#61Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel8
#114Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher4
#58Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter10
#85Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder7
#59Crimbot schematic: Crab Core9
#100Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso5
#97Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head5
#87Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun6
#60Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun9
#89Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs6
#205Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#157Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs27
#95Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan5
#146Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise27
#141Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis10
#57Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder8
#163Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module2
#183Crimbot schematic: Power Arm19
#67Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler8
#216Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#168Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker9
#142Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun31
#108Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet14
#148Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis28
#44Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet11
#127Crimboysters Rockefeller2
#2088Crimbuck30
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#52DUFRESNE Suds173
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
🥈Dolph Bossin's charity note1
#14Driplet33
#205Dust bunny1
#26Extrovermectinâ„¢2
🥈Fuzzby1
🥇Garland of Greatness1
#70Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope3
#227Inner Strength2
#52Inner Truth5
#170Inner Wisdom3
🥈Krampus Horn1
#292L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate56
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#45License To Kill1
#899M-2424
#44Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo5
#109Mer-kin cookiestove22
#25Mer-kin rollpin1
#73Mini-Crimbot crate2
#185Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot2
#1419Mob Penguin cellular phone6
#255New Zealand iced tea20
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#317Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II2
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#186Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI4
#241PEEZ dispenser17
#12Platinum Yendorian Express Card1
#696Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#591Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#461Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan3
#666Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap2
#356Pokëmann figurine: Moog2
#434Pokëmann figurine: Nothing3
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#666Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#708Pokëmann figurine: Twitter2
#688Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#699Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#2658Rock Pops1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#26Satan hat1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#24The Big Book of Communism1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#53The Imploded World1
#65The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#67The Superconductor's CPU1
#294Thwaitgold amoeba statuette2
#411Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#419Thwaitgold bug statuette2
#352Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#415Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#152Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#625Thwaitgold mosquito statuette1
#178Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#448Thwaitgold nymph statuette1
#227Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#351Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette3
#506Thwaitgold slug statuette6
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#116Trainbot autoassembly module1
#64Trainbot circuitry49
#61Trainbot linkages41
#76Trainbot luggage hook1
#59Trainbot optics51
#48Trainbot plating63
#40Trainbot radar monocle2
#71Trainbot servomotors28
#94Trainbot slag63
#59Trainbot tubing42
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#113Wax Flask3
#1100Wint-O-Fresh mint7
#49Yuleviathan necklace1
#439Zinc Delta of Tranquility3
#335abandoned candy1
#1230abominable snowcone2
#261alien drugs2
#23alien rock sample42
#22alpine watercolor set1
#80antique Canadian lantern2
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#46antique nutcracker boots1
#45antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#116antique nutcracker figurine2
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#42antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#92augmented-reality shades2
#186baby cuddlefish1
#504bag of lard2
#108balanced antler1
#898ball6
#630ballroom blintz1
#731barbed-wire fence3
#380bark rootbeer2
#25barrel-aged eggnog1
#900baseball1
#76beaver punch (cherry)1
#78beaver punch (papaya)1
#92beaver punch (peach)1
#192beavermouth11
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#48bishop cookie2
#469black & tan2
#54black Crimbo ball220
#297black and white cracker1
#54black brandy1
#203black cherry soda1
#510black eyedrops1
#189black facepaint1
#565black forest cake2
#450black forest ham2
#695black helmet1
#243black paisley oyster egg19
#610black pension check1
#461black picnic basket1
#929black pixel2
#441black plastic oyster egg11
#846black polka-dot oyster egg5
#522black pudding2
#194black sheepskin diploma1
#523black shield2
#734black snake skin2
#320black striped oyster egg15
#727black sword1
#892blackberry1
#234blind-packed capsule toy37
#106blind-packed die-cast metal toy152
#3058blob-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#145blue money bag1
#350blue paisley oyster egg10
#656blue plastic oyster egg7
#536blue polka-dot oyster egg8
#301blue striped oyster egg14
#183borrowed time1
#118bottle of Crimbognac2
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#99boxed gumball machine1
#320bread line3
#126breakfast mess27
#15brilliant oyster egg34
#74broken high-temperature mining drill1
#62broken warbear gyrocopter2
#248buñuelos Jaliscos3
#1627buckyball1
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#86cabooze8
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#43can of mixed everything4
#591can of spinach3
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#175candied bolts6
#424candied nuts4
#2875candied yams1
#2741candy cane6
#1062candy kneecapping stick3
#240candy skeleton1
#41carnivorous potted plant3
#262carton of rotten eggs1
#117chakra malt1
#266chakra sludge1
#129chakra-mental wine1
#128cheer extractor1
#185cheer-o-gram1
#55cheerful Crimbo sweater2
#41cheerful antler hat2
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#221choco-Crimbot3
#148chocomotive6
#337chorizo brownies5
#1441chunk of depleted Grimacite4
#64cinnamon machine oil195
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#53cloning kit41
#15commemorative war stein4,987
#397communal gobstopper1
#21concentrated fish broth3
#79contract enforcement stick16
#1243cranberries1
#216cranberry margarita (brackish)1
#20crystal Crimbo goblet27
#18crystal Crimbo platter26
#339crystalline cheer132
#262crystallized memory1
#115cubic zirconia3
#593cyborg doll2
#265cylindrical mold2
#122deactivated mini-Trainbot1
#556dense meat stack50
#43depleted Crimbonium football helmet10
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#279disco horoscope (Aquarius)1
#238disco horoscope (Aries)2
#285disco horoscope (Capricorn)1
#272disco horoscope (Gemini)1
#278disco horoscope (Libra)1
#274disco horoscope (Taurus)1
#278disco horoscope (Virgo)1
#46do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit1
#1640doll house1
#281donated booze26
#220donated candy42
#180donated food66
#77dream of a dog1
#95dregs of a Crimbo cocktail76
#8drippy candy bar1
#8drippy pilsner1
#16drippy plum(?)1
#6drippy seed2
#16drippy stein5
#71drive-thru burger4
#2105duct tape2
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#56eggwater6
#71electric pants6
#2229enchanted leopard-print barbell1
#458ennui-flavored potato chips75
#12eternal knot tattoo1
#1693evil teddy bear4
#92executive mime flask13
#1418fancy dress ball5
#85festive egg sac2
#149fishelada3
#96fitness wristband2
#269flan del mar2
#180flask of mining oil10
#242flask of tainted mining oil10
#41fleshy putty53
#103floaty pebbles4
#90floaty rock1
#858floaty sand3
#64flour cookie6
#153freightcake6
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#645frozen mushroom2
#2871fruitcake2
#1187fudgecule20
#688fuzzy busby1
#477fuzzy earmuffs2
#73giant pearl2
#182gilded ancient cursed key1
#307gingerbread house2
#536gingerbread mutant bugbear7
#634gingerbread robot2
#12gleaming oyster egg48
#21glistening oyster egg27
#102glob of salty molasses23
#723gloomy black mushroom4
#45golden fleece11
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#2658googly eye1
#10gooified animal matter3,271
#12gooified mineral matter2,248
#10gooified vegetable matter2,794
#65government booze shipment1
#69government candy shipment1
#251government cheese2
#46government food shipment2
#70grape troll doll1
#128green and red bean59
#256grilled mooseflank2
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#112hambrosier1
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
#1216handful of confetti33
#29head-mounted Trainbot1
#795herb brownies8
#2516herbal stuffing1
#47hermedisiac cologne2
#103high-calorie sugar substitute1
#138high-energy mining laser10
#118honey-drenched ham slice12
#134hot watered rum3
#91huge Crimbo cookie3
#100hunk of granite32
#98hushed puppy4
🥇ice-cold Willer476,556
#31icing poncho1
#40imported lemon lozenge2
#52industrially-crushed ice59
#34intact anemone spike327
#16iron chain1
#830iron pasta spoon4
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#453java cookie2
#34kelp-holly drape1
#37kelp-holly gun1
#1289killer rag doll1
#75king cookie3
#2060kite1
#1603kneecapping stick2
#54knight cookie2
#48lab-grown meat50
#328laser-broiled pear24
#332lavender paisley oyster egg10
#753lavender plastic oyster egg5
#282lavender polka-dot oyster egg10
#151lavender striped oyster egg13
#29leg-mounted Trainbots1
#179liquid SONAR2
#23little red book1
#69loaf of alien bread3
#1011loose teeth11
#46lost elf luggage133
#19lustrous oyster egg28
#1423macaroni duck1
#1689mafia aria3
#59magic dragonfish fry1
#17magnificent oyster egg44
#481mauve paisley oyster egg6
#292mauve plastic oyster egg12
#176mauve polka-dot oyster egg17
#220mauve striped oyster egg15
#23mime army camouflage kit8
#32mime army challenge coin2
#17mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#24mime army insignia (infantry)1
#24mime army insignia (intelligence)1
#25mime army insignia (morale)1
#16mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#17mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#50mime army rations8
#35mime army shotglass2
#19mime army superserum9
#73mime army wine5
#73mime pocket probe1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#14miming beret5
#16miming boots4
#22miming corduroys4
#14miming gloves5
#6miming shirt12
#51mind flayer corpse515
#109misfit teddy bear1
#201moist Crimbo spices2
#1319monomolecular yo-yo9
#136mooseflank33
#109mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine20
#1081motivational poster2
#264muffled muffuletta2
#86multi-level marzipan6
#30murderbot component casing7
#31murderbot monofilament8
#26murderbot plasma rifle1
#33murderbot power cell5
#1406mushroom fermenting solution4
#106muskox-skin cap1
#836mylar scout drone5
#358mysterious silver lapel pin3
#685nanite-infested candy cane18
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#1024nanite-infested fruitcake5
#618nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear8
#25nasty-smelling moss1
#131nega-mushroom13
#249negative lump50
#106negotiatin' hammer2
#41nuclear stockpile1
#212nugget of Crimbonium11
#143nut-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#225off-white paisley oyster egg10
#168off-white plastic oyster egg22
#162off-white polka-dot oyster egg17
#151off-white striped oyster egg17
#261oily golden mushroom2
#138ojo de pez burrito3
#39oldcake6
#605orange and black Crimboween candy4
#817orange candy heart7
#218overloaded micro-reactor1
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#188pair of government shades1
#326papaya taco4
#16pearlescent oyster egg45
#988penguin focaccia bread19
#1076penguin skin4
#128peppermint eel sauce55
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#61peppermint spine1
#158peppermint sprout4
#330peppermint tailings12
#92peppermint-scented socks4
#9personalizable gingerbread cookie211
#27pet bad vibe1
#2716pet rock1
#614petit 4.12
#429petit fortran2
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#57pile of Trainbot parts560
#19pine cone1
#133ping-pong ball24
#51ping-pong paddle1
#195pitted sheet metal1
#133plain candy cane4
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#84plastic bazooka1
#33plush hamsterpus1
#61poisonsettia35
#92portable dam1
#42portable ping-pong table1
#722possessed top8
#74potato alarm clock2
#42potion of spiritual gunkifying1
#119powdered powdered sugar5
#46prescription teeth whitener2
#19pressurized potion of pneumaticity4
#24pressurized potion of possessiveness1
#28primitive alien booze2
#24primitive alien salad1
#224primitive candy cane2
#114pristine walrus tusk1
#60projectile chemistry set30
#79protection stick14
#101puce paisley oyster egg19
#155puce plastic oyster egg20
#306puce polka-dot oyster egg12
#146puce striped oyster egg15
#73quantum of familiar3
#845quantum taco1
#110rack of dinosaur ribs2
#62radiation-resistant helmet25
#506radium-flavored potato chips75
#1536razor-tipped yo-yo3
#1404really dense meat stack2
#388red ale1
🥈red and green rain stick1
#57red coin1
#130red money bag5
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#316red plastic oyster egg14
#119red polka-dot oyster egg19
#152red striped oyster egg16
#28reindeer hammer1
#8ribbon candy ascot3
#39robin's egg3
#89robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.3
#114robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.1
#119robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.2
#107robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.1
#1085robotronic egg24
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#190runny fermented egg2
#139runny icing11
#41salinated mint julep47
#103salt plum68
#72salty gumdrop50
#15scintillating oyster egg51
#127scotch on the rocks2
#956scroll of pasta summoning6
#50sea salt crystal18
#388secret blend of herbs and spices1
#81self-repairing earmuffs4
#85servo-assisted exo-pants18
#30shoulder-mounted Trainbot1
#68shovelful of dirt50
#91shushed potatoes4
#69silent A1
#138silent B1
#59silent C1
#63silent D1
#57silent E1
#77silent F1
#64silent G1
#135silent H1
#203silent I1
#6silent J67
#46silent K1
#150silent L1
#191silent M1
#69silent N1
#117silent O6
#212silent P1
#87silent Q1
#62silent R1
#69silent S1
#65silent T1
#64silent U1
#75silent V1
#123silent W1
#186silent X1
#67silent Y1
#121silent Z1
🥇silent nightlight1
#160silent pea shooter5
#100smart watch2
#761snake5
#19snowpack1
#42soggy elf shoes1
#131soggy gingerbread chunk23
#180space junk6
#137space marine flash grenade1
#353spaghetti with Skullheads1
#238sparking robo-battery1
#762sparkler5
#2774spectre scepter4
#191spiritual candy cane2
#288spiritual eggnog1
#111spiritual fruitcake3
#66spiritual gingerbread4
#181spooky mushroom361
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#219stale Cheer-E-Os1
#219stale cheer wine1
#62steamed oyster45
#71steel drivin' hammer16
#70strange helix fossil1
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#22stuffed dinosaur2
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#1795stuffed gray blob5
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#72super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)40
#1487support cummerbund1
#53synthetic rock2
#1586teddy bear2
#1963teddy borg1
#101the Crymbich Manuscript1
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#112thick walrus blubber19
#47third ear11
#295throbbing rage gland1
#129tiny bomb10
#535tiny bottle of absinthe13
#752tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#507tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory4
#492tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer4
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#753tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer2
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#750tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer2
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#386tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer5
#743tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer2
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#193tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign8
#619tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer3
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#481tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf4
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#205tiny die-cast goose a-laying3
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#206tiny die-cast middle-management elf8
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#314tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf6
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#79tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2092tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#83tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#2055tiny plastic Felonia2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#2771tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#2140tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#2782tiny plastic Protagonist2
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#2059tiny plastic The Man2
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#2850tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#2767tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#2801tiny plastic drunk goat2
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#2814tiny plastic fruit golem2
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#2789tiny plastic goth giant2
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2154tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2766tiny plastic topiary golem2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#2751tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#2700tiny plastic whitesnake2
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#902top5
#24toy Crimbot mega face2
#24toy Crimbot power glove2
#64toy Crimbot rocket legs1
#21toy Crimbot super fist2
#899toy deathbot1
#543toy hoverpad23
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1384toy train1
#89traditional Crimbo cookie10
🥇train whistle1
#84transparent nog4
#2301tree-eating kite4
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#923trilobite fossil1
#554turtle pheromones3
#172twitching time capsule1
#48two meat muck4
#42unfinished fruitcake5
#67universal biscuit37
#126valuable trinket805
#59warbear LP-ROM burner3
#228warbear accoutrements chunk16
#68warbear auto-anvil3
#106warbear badge1
#181warbear battery16
#9warbear battle greaves1
#187warbear beeping telegram7
#47warbear chemistry lab4
#179warbear drone assembler3
#297warbear empathy chip1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#113warbear energy bracers2
#120warbear exhaust manifold2
#77warbear exo-arm3
#209warbear foil hat1
#60warbear gyro7
#51warbear gyrocopter14
#225warbear helm fragment16
#109warbear high-efficiency still2
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#101warbear induction oven2
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#55warbear laser beacon4
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#168warbear metalworking primer7
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#52warbear oil pan4
#6warbear plain helm1
#163warbear procedural hilarity drone8
#253warbear requisition box10
#234warbear robo-camouflage unit5
#168warbear sequential gaiety distribution system8
🥈warbear soda machine1
#297warbear soda machine assembler1
#218warbear trouser fragment16
#77warbear wardance potion29
#212warbear whosit895
#252warehouse key1
#92waterlogged cloth12
#71waterlogged leather19
#75waterlogged metal15
#129waterlogged stuffing6
#72waterlogged wood5
#355white Canadian8
#60white Crimbo ball117
#939white candy heart3
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#617white picket fence3
#449wintergreen-flavored potato chips76
#73wok lobster2
#74worst candy1
#5writhing drippy candy bar1
#133yellow paisley oyster egg17
#146yellow plastic oyster egg31
#64yellow polka-dot oyster egg27
#176yellow striped oyster egg13
#1780yo-yo4
#606yohohoyo1
#149yule gruel3
#80yule hatchet6
#102yule pup1

Wow, that's 503,610 items total!

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