Museum :: jewells of cheese

jewells of cheese

Rank	Item	Quantity
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#122	"caramel" orange	17
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#158	Atomic Pop	3
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#184	Baja sopapilla	5
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#119	CRIMBCO scrip	3,250
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#54	Celsius 233	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#254	Chroner	187
#14	Chroner cross	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#33	Crimbeau de toilette	12
#1042	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#203	Crimbo Credit	54
#143	Crimbo Factory surprise box	20
#1237	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#67	Crimbo candle	4
#88	Crimbo crystal shards	2
#120	Crimbo dinner	2
#138	Crimbo food scraps	19
#1052	Crimbo fudge	5
#870	Crimbo peppermint bark	8
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#234	Crimbo salad	5
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#55	Crimbo train emergency brake	79
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#140	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#120	Crimbot battery	11
#177	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	21
#61	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	8
#114	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	4
#58	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	10
#85	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	7
#59	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	9
#100	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#97	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	5
#87	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	6
#60	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
#89	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	6
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#157	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	27
#95	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	5
#146	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	27
#141	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	10
#57	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	8
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#183	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	19
#67	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	8
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#168	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	9
#142	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	31
#108	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	14
#148	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	28
#44	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	11
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#2088	Crimbuck	30
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#52	DUFRESNE Suds	173
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#14	Driplet	33
#205	Dust bunny	1
#26	Extrovermectin™	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#70	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	3
#227	Inner Strength	2
#52	Inner Truth	5
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#292	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	56
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#899	M-242	4
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#109	Mer-kin cookiestove	22
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#1419	Mob Penguin cellular phone	6
#255	New Zealand iced tea	20
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#186	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#241	PEEZ dispenser	17
#12	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	1
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#583	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#461	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	3
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#53	The Imploded World	1
#65	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#294	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#419	Thwaitgold bug statuette	2
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#178	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#227	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#351	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	3
#506	Thwaitgold slug statuette	6
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#64	Trainbot circuitry	49
#61	Trainbot linkages	41
#76	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#59	Trainbot optics	51
#48	Trainbot plating	63
#40	Trainbot radar monocle	2
#71	Trainbot servomotors	28
#94	Trainbot slag	63
#59	Trainbot tubing	42
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#113	Wax Flask	3
#1100	Wint-O-Fresh mint	7
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#261	alien drugs	2
#23	alien rock sample	42
#22	alpine watercolor set	1
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#116	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#42	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#92	augmented-reality shades	2
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#504	bag of lard	2
#108	balanced antler	1
#898	ball	6
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#380	bark rootbeer	2
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#900	baseball	1
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#78	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#192	beavermouth	11
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#48	bishop cookie	2
#469	black & tan	2
#54	black Crimbo ball	220
#297	black and white cracker	1
#54	black brandy	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#565	black forest cake	2
#450	black forest ham	2
#695	black helmet	1
#243	black paisley oyster egg	19
#610	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#929	black pixel	2
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#846	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#522	black pudding	2
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#523	black shield	2
#734	black snake skin	2
#320	black striped oyster egg	15
#727	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#234	blind-packed capsule toy	37
#106	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	152
#3058	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#145	blue money bag	1
#350	blue paisley oyster egg	10
#656	blue plastic oyster egg	7
#536	blue polka-dot oyster egg	8
#301	blue striped oyster egg	14
#183	borrowed time	1
#118	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#320	bread line	3
#126	breakfast mess	27
#15	brilliant oyster egg	34
#74	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
#62	broken warbear gyrocopter	2
#248	buñuelos Jaliscos	3
#1627	buckyball	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#86	cabooze	8
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#43	can of mixed everything	4
#591	can of spinach	3
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#175	candied bolts	6
#424	candied nuts	4
#2875	candied yams	1
#2741	candy cane	6
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#240	candy skeleton	1
#41	carnivorous potted plant	3
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#55	cheerful Crimbo sweater	2
#41	cheerful antler hat	2
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#221	choco-Crimbot	3
#148	chocomotive	6
#337	chorizo brownies	5
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#64	cinnamon machine oil	195
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#53	cloning kit	41
#15	commemorative war stein	4,987
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
#79	contract enforcement stick	16
#1243	cranberries	1
#216	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#20	crystal Crimbo goblet	27
#18	crystal Crimbo platter	26
#339	crystalline cheer	132
#262	crystallized memory	1
#115	cubic zirconia	3
#593	cyborg doll	2
#265	cylindrical mold	2
#122	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#556	dense meat stack	50
#43	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	10
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#238	disco horoscope (Aries)	2
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#274	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#46	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
#1640	doll house	1
#281	donated booze	26
#220	donated candy	42
#180	donated food	66
#77	dream of a dog	1
#95	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	76
#8	drippy candy bar	1
#8	drippy pilsner	1
#16	drippy plum(?)	1
#6	drippy seed	2
#16	drippy stein	5
#71	drive-thru burger	4
#2105	duct tape	2
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#56	eggwater	6
#71	electric pants	6
#2229	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#458	ennui-flavored potato chips	75
#12	eternal knot tattoo	1
#1693	evil teddy bear	4
#92	executive mime flask	13
#1418	fancy dress ball	5
#85	festive egg sac	2
#149	fishelada	3
#96	fitness wristband	2
#269	flan del mar	2
#180	flask of mining oil	10
#242	flask of tainted mining oil	10
#41	fleshy putty	53
#103	floaty pebbles	4
#90	floaty rock	1
#858	floaty sand	3
#64	flour cookie	6
#153	freightcake	6
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#2871	fruitcake	2
#1187	fudgecule	20
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#477	fuzzy earmuffs	2
#73	giant pearl	2
#182	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#307	gingerbread house	2
#536	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#12	gleaming oyster egg	48
#21	glistening oyster egg	27
#102	glob of salty molasses	23
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#45	golden fleece	11
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#10	gooified animal matter	3,271
#12	gooified mineral matter	2,248
#10	gooified vegetable matter	2,794
#65	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#251	government cheese	2
#46	government food shipment	2
#70	grape troll doll	1
#128	green and red bean	59
#256	grilled mooseflank	2
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#112	hambrosier	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#1216	handful of confetti	33
#29	head-mounted Trainbot	1
#795	herb brownies	8
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#47	hermedisiac cologne	2
#103	high-calorie sugar substitute	1
#138	high-energy mining laser	10
#118	honey-drenched ham slice	12
#134	hot watered rum	3
#91	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#100	hunk of granite	32
#98	hushed puppy	4
🥇	ice-cold Willer	476,556
#31	icing poncho	1
#40	imported lemon lozenge	2
#52	industrially-crushed ice	59
#34	intact anemone spike	327
#16	iron chain	1
#830	iron pasta spoon	4
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#453	java cookie	2
#34	kelp-holly drape	1
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#75	king cookie	3
#2060	kite	1
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#54	knight cookie	2
#48	lab-grown meat	50
#328	laser-broiled pear	24
#332	lavender paisley oyster egg	10
#753	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
#282	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	10
#151	lavender striped oyster egg	13
#29	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#179	liquid SONAR	2
#23	little red book	1
#69	loaf of alien bread	3
#1011	loose teeth	11
#46	lost elf luggage	133
#19	lustrous oyster egg	28
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#1689	mafia aria	3
#59	magic dragonfish fry	1
#17	magnificent oyster egg	44
#481	mauve paisley oyster egg	6
#292	mauve plastic oyster egg	12
#176	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	17
#220	mauve striped oyster egg	15
#23	mime army camouflage kit	8
#32	mime army challenge coin	2
#17	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#24	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#25	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#16	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#17	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#50	mime army rations	8
#35	mime army shotglass	2
#19	mime army superserum	9
#73	mime army wine	5
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#14	miming beret	5
#16	miming boots	4
#22	miming corduroys	4
#14	miming gloves	5
#6	miming shirt	12
#51	mind flayer corpse	515
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#201	moist Crimbo spices	2
#1319	monomolecular yo-yo	9
#136	mooseflank	33
#109	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	20
#1081	motivational poster	2
#264	muffled muffuletta	2
#86	multi-level marzipan	6
#30	murderbot component casing	7
#31	murderbot monofilament	8
#26	murderbot plasma rifle	1
#33	murderbot power cell	5
#1406	mushroom fermenting solution	4
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#836	mylar scout drone	5
#358	mysterious silver lapel pin	3
#685	nanite-infested candy cane	18
#1929	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#1024	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#618	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	8
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#131	nega-mushroom	13
#249	negative lump	50
#106	negotiatin' hammer	2
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#212	nugget of Crimbonium	11
#143	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#225	off-white paisley oyster egg	10
#168	off-white plastic oyster egg	22
#162	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	17
#151	off-white striped oyster egg	17
#261	oily golden mushroom	2
#138	ojo de pez burrito	3
#39	oldcake	6
#605	orange and black Crimboween candy	4
#817	orange candy heart	7
#218	overloaded micro-reactor	1
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#188	pair of government shades	1
#326	papaya taco	4
#16	pearlescent oyster egg	45
#988	penguin focaccia bread	19
#1076	penguin skin	4
#128	peppermint eel sauce	55
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#61	peppermint spine	1
#158	peppermint sprout	4
#330	peppermint tailings	12
#92	peppermint-scented socks	4
#9	personalizable gingerbread cookie	211
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#614	petit 4.1	2
#429	petit fortran	2
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#57	pile of Trainbot parts	560
#19	pine cone	1
#133	ping-pong ball	24
#51	ping-pong paddle	1
#195	pitted sheet metal	1
#133	plain candy cane	4
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#84	plastic bazooka	1
#33	plush hamsterpus	1
#61	poisonsettia	35
#92	portable dam	1
#42	portable ping-pong table	1
#722	possessed top	8
#74	potato alarm clock	2
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#119	powdered powdered sugar	5
#46	prescription teeth whitener	2
#19	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	4
#24	pressurized potion of possessiveness	1
#28	primitive alien booze	2
#24	primitive alien salad	1
#224	primitive candy cane	2
#114	pristine walrus tusk	1
#60	projectile chemistry set	30
#79	protection stick	14
#101	puce paisley oyster egg	19
#155	puce plastic oyster egg	20
#306	puce polka-dot oyster egg	12
#146	puce striped oyster egg	15
#73	quantum of familiar	3
#845	quantum taco	1
#110	rack of dinosaur ribs	2
#62	radiation-resistant helmet	25
#506	radium-flavored potato chips	75
#1536	razor-tipped yo-yo	3
#1404	really dense meat stack	2
#388	red ale	1
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#57	red coin	1
#130	red money bag	5
#672	red paisley oyster egg	5
#316	red plastic oyster egg	14
#119	red polka-dot oyster egg	19
#152	red striped oyster egg	16
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#8	ribbon candy ascot	3
#39	robin's egg	3
#89	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	3
#114	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
#119	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	2
#107	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
#1085	robotronic egg	24
#2275	roll of toilet paper	1
#190	runny fermented egg	2
#139	runny icing	11
#41	salinated mint julep	47
#103	salt plum	68
#72	salty gumdrop	50
#15	scintillating oyster egg	51
#127	scotch on the rocks	2
#956	scroll of pasta summoning	6
#50	sea salt crystal	18
#388	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
#81	self-repairing earmuffs	4
#85	servo-assisted exo-pants	18
#30	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#68	shovelful of dirt	50
#91	shushed potatoes	4
#69	silent A	1
#138	silent B	1
#59	silent C	1
#63	silent D	1
#57	silent E	1
#77	silent F	1
#64	silent G	1
#135	silent H	1
#203	silent I	1
#6	silent J	67
#46	silent K	1
#150	silent L	1
#191	silent M	1
#69	silent N	1
#117	silent O	6
#212	silent P	1
#87	silent Q	1
#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#186	silent X	1
#67	silent Y	1
#121	silent Z	1
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#160	silent pea shooter	5
#100	smart watch	2
#761	snake	5
#19	snowpack	1
#42	soggy elf shoes	1
#131	soggy gingerbread chunk	23
#180	space junk	6
#137	space marine flash grenade	1
#353	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#238	sparking robo-battery	1
#762	sparkler	5
#2774	spectre scepter	4
#191	spiritual candy cane	2
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#111	spiritual fruitcake	3
#66	spiritual gingerbread	4
#181	spooky mushroom	361
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#219	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
#219	stale cheer wine	1
#62	steamed oyster	45
#71	steel drivin' hammer	16
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#22	stuffed dinosaur	2
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#1795	stuffed gray blob	5
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#72	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	40
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#53	synthetic rock	2
#1586	teddy bear	2
#1963	teddy borg	1
#101	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
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#112	thick walrus blubber	19
#47	third ear	11
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#129	tiny bomb	10
#535	tiny bottle of absinthe	13
#752	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	2
#507	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	4
#492	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	4
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#753	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	2
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#750	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	2
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#386	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	5
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#193	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	8
#619	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	3
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#481	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	4
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#205	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	3
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#206	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	8
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#314	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	6
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#2092	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2788	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#2771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#2140	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#2782	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#2056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2857	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#2791	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#2573	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#2795	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#2767	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2801	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#2799	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#2814	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#2789	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#2816	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2751	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2763	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#2700	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#2788	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#902	top	5
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#21	toy Crimbot super fist	2
#899	toy deathbot	1
#543	toy hoverpad	23
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1384	toy train	1
#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
🥇	train whistle	1
#84	transparent nog	4
#2301	tree-eating kite	4
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#554	turtle pheromones	3
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#48	two meat muck	4
#42	unfinished fruitcake	5
#67	universal biscuit	37
#126	valuable trinket	805
#59	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#228	warbear accoutrements chunk	16
#68	warbear auto-anvil	3
#106	warbear badge	1
#181	warbear battery	16
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#187	warbear beeping telegram	7
#47	warbear chemistry lab	4
#179	warbear drone assembler	3
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#113	warbear energy bracers	2
#120	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#77	warbear exo-arm	3
#209	warbear foil hat	1
#60	warbear gyro	7
#51	warbear gyrocopter	14
#225	warbear helm fragment	16
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#55	warbear laser beacon	4
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#168	warbear metalworking primer	7
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#52	warbear oil pan	4
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#163	warbear procedural hilarity drone	8
#253	warbear requisition box	10
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#168	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	8
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#218	warbear trouser fragment	16
#77	warbear wardance potion	29
#212	warbear whosit	895
#252	warehouse key	1
#92	waterlogged cloth	12
#71	waterlogged leather	19
#75	waterlogged metal	15
#129	waterlogged stuffing	6
#72	waterlogged wood	5
#355	white Canadian	8
#60	white Crimbo ball	117
#939	white candy heart	3
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#617	white picket fence	3
#449	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	76
#73	wok lobster	2
#74	worst candy	1
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#133	yellow paisley oyster egg	17
#146	yellow plastic oyster egg	31
#64	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	27
#176	yellow striped oyster egg	13
#1780	yo-yo	4
#606	yohohoyo	1
#149	yule gruel	3
#80	yule hatchet	6
#102	yule pup	1

Wow, that's 503,610 items total!

what items are this player missing?