#407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#195 | ASCII shirt | 11 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#49 | BGE merchandise order form | 64 |
#235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
#29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
#49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
#22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
#46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
#19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
#33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
#60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
#48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
#33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
#39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
#62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
#19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
#358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
#78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#53 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 20 |
#831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1035 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
#1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
#873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
#1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
#67 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 5 |
#1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
#149 | Cookbook of the Damned | 3 |
#685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
#18 | Crimbo wreath | 18 |
#59 | Crimbough | 1 |
#2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
#434 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
#67 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 5 |
#75 | Eau de Guaneau | 8 |
#61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
#84 | Frat Army FGF | 98 |
#68 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 5 |
#114 | Gnollish toolbox | 62 |
#39 | Hippy Army MPE | 395 |
#487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
#142 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 6 |
#169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
#109 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 16 |
#152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
#669 | LED block | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#401 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 21 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#123 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 3 |
#90 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 34 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#83 | Necrotelicomnicon | 9 |
#999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
#197 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 148 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
#165 | SPF 451 lip balm | 15 |
#92 | Schrödinger's thermos | 400 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#149 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
#595 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 11 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
#304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
#633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
#74 | Workytime Tea | 34 |
#1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
#203 | abandoned candy | 4 |
#805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
#341 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 9 |
#1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
#75 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
#206 | antique painting of a landscape | 4 |
#110 | antique pair of blue jeans | 9 |
#53 | antique record album | 60 |
#72 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
#297 | astral mushroom | 37 |
#3121 | badass belt | 14 |
#84 | bag of bones | 9 |
#131 | bag of lard | 9 |
#1592 | ball | 2 |
#71 | banana peel | 83 |
#389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
#617 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
#256 | batgut | 119 |
#602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
#29 | battered Crimbo Crate | 834 |
#57 | begpwnia | 200 |
#309 | bejeweled cufflinks | 14 |
#397 | bindlestocking | 6 |
#162 | black eyedrops | 5 |
#87 | black pension check | 155 |
#39 | black picnic basket | 132 |
#17 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 237 |
#1295 | blood flower | 2 |
#301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
#277 | bone meal | 1 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#136 | bottle of Blank-Out | 120 |
#399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
#126 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 7 |
#257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
#447 | bottle of goofballs | 57 |
#133 | bottle of pirate juice | 6 |
#152 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 3 |
#2388 | box of sunshine | 47 |
#114 | briefcase | 124 |
#1626 | buckyball | 1 |
#465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
#1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
#141 | can of spinach | 13 |
#169 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 45 |
#255 | candied yams | 34 |
#1216 | candy cane | 27 |
#701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
#3831 | candy stake | 1 |
#56 | canopic jar | 335 |
#75 | canteen of wine | 235 |
#277 | chloroform rag | 11 |
#111 | chocolate cigar | 15 |
#606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
#579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
#1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
#1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#707 | club necklace | 10 |
#54 | colorful plastic ball | 2,001 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#116 | crumbling rat skull | 5 |
#59 | crystallized memory | 4 |
#200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
#50 | cyborg doll | 36 |
#21 | cyclops eyedrops | 70 |
#179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
#69 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
#1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
#1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
#348 | distilled fortified wine | 8 |
#244 | divine champagne flute | 37 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#952 | dollhive | 5 |
#414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
#345 | dusty Crimbo crate | 32 |
#502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
#764 | eggnog | 22 |
#426 | elven limbos gingerbread | 32 |
#169 | elven cellocello | 51 |
#518 | elven moonshine | 20 |
#236 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 59 |
#596 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 37 |
#253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
#117 | fake blood | 10 |
#1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
#435 | fancy opera glasses | 9 |
#158 | fat wallet | 3 |
#1553 | felt | 4 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
#610 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
#340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
#386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
#135 | figurine of a stinking seal | 17 |
#303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
#77 | [2426]fire flower | 13 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#429 | foie gras | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#101 | fossilized baboon skull | 7 |
#110 | fossilized bat skull | 6 |
#89 | fossilized demon skull | 7 |
#221 | fossilized limb | 49 |
#88 | fossilized serpent skull | 10 |
#112 | fossilized spider skull | 5 |
#112 | fossilized spike | 43 |
#67 | fossilized spine | 33 |
#172 | fossilized torso | 37 |
#147 | fossilized wing | 30 |
#139 | fossilized wyrm skull | 6 |
#466 | frozen banquet | 4 |
#152 | fruit basket | 1 |
#236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
#3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
#452 | garish pinky ring | 9 |
#621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
#30 | gingerbread house | 12 |
#2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
#179 | glacial sapphire | 4 |
#1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
#693 | golden ring | 40 |
#1547 | googly eye | 5 |
#3890 | grue egg | 3 |
#324 | guy made of bee pollen | 9 |
#1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
#67 | half-orchid | 160 |
#401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
#1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
#715 | handful of confetti | 58 |
#1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
#371 | hellion cube | 14 |
#264 | herringcello | 39 |
#866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
#550 | iGoogly | 33 |
#461 | ice-cold six-pack | 15 |
#142 | imitation crab crate | 2 |
#1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
#977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
#581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
#1148 | jar of swamp gas | 3 |
#35 | kickback cookbook | 13 |
#785 | killing feather | 49 |
#132 | knuckle sandwich | 179 |
#49 | large box | 358 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#50 | lesser grodulated violet | 445 |
#937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
#975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
#1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
#331 | magilaser blastercannon | 4 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#365 | mojo filter | 2 |
#151 | monomolecular yo-yo | 448 |
#570 | motivational poster | 7 |
#491 | mulled cider | 1 |
#1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
#10 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2,124 |
#593 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
#1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
#2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
#1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
#303 | old coin purse | 21 |
#320 | old leather wallet | 15 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#840 | oozenog | 5 |
#848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
#239 | oversized fish scaler | 13 |
#666 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
#476 | papaya slung | 2 |
#221 | paperclip | 221 |
#61 | paranormal ricotta | 8 |
#162 | penguin focaccia bread | 49 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#50 | pile of candy | 155 |
#175 | pile of dusty animal bones | 52 |
#100 | pile of gold coins | 32 |
#30 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
#117 | pog #01 (spider) | 9 |
#484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
#249 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 4 |
#205 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
#142 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 8 |
#204 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 5 |
#267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
#208 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
#168 | pog #09 (pirate) | 7 |
#405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
#260 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
#327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
#655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
#119 | pork elf goodies sack | 66 |
#2212 | porquoise | 1 |
#109 | portable photocopier | 58 |
#445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
#159 | quantum taco | 200 |
#276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
#376 | radium-flavored potato chips | 119 |
#224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
#229 | roboduck-on-a-string | 6 |
#32 | rockfish stomach | 55 |
#78 | roll of Hob-Os | 28 |
#101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
#426 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 16 |
#985 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
#760 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
#729 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
#705 | sawblade fragment | 59 |
#150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
#437 | scroll of drastic healing | 134 |
#254 | scroll of pasta summoning | 60 |
#215 | seal-blubber candle | 15 |
#38 | secret from the future | 5 |
#84 | shimmering tendrils | 7 |
#88 | shrinking powder | 6 |
#185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
#686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
#101 | skeleton key ring | 9 |
#551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
#529 | slow jam collection | 8 |
#65 | small box | 157 |
#61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
#16 | smoking talon | 3 |
#127 | smudged alchemical recipe | 4 |
#784 | spade necklace | 9 |
#410 | spectre scepter | 78 |
#540 | spooky bark | 18 |
#255 | spooky cosmetics bag | 9 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#194 | steamy ruby | 7 |
#555 | strange shiny disc | 6 |
#24 | string of Crimbo lights | 12 |
#1103 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
#1186 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 41 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#1501 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
#1069 | stuffed Meat | 41 |
#1289 | stuffed angry cow | 39 |
#1223 | stuffed astral badger | 42 |
#1485 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 35 |
#1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#1206 | stuffed cocoabo | 40 |
#1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
#1021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 49 |
#1398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 37 |
#950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#149 | stuffed gray blob | 284 |
#1280 | stuffed hand turkey | 40 |
#655 | stuffed key | 86 |
#1475 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
#906 | stuffed mink | 51 |
#979 | stuffed monocle | 47 |
#997 | stuffed scary death orb | 50 |
#1040 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 20 |
#1106 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 45 |
#3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
#1059 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 48 |
#769 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
#1405 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 36 |
#812 | stuffed teddy butler | 56 |
#1002 | stuffed tin of caviar | 46 |
#742 | stuffed treasure chest | 73 |
#1027 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 49 |
#1600 | stuffing | 4 |
#29 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 492 |
#285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
#1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
#193 | tasty tart | 9 |
#350 | teddy borg | 30 |
#94 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 7 |
#1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
#812 | thin black candle | 70 |
#296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
#49 | tin magnolia | 417 |
#3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
#3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
#3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
#3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
#3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
#3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
#3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
#3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
#73 | tiny slimy cyst | 32 |
#2744 | toast | 12 |
#1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
#1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#1579 | towel | 2 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#39 | toy deathbot | 25 |
#653 | toy hoverpad | 17 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#392 | tulip | 1 |
#834 | twitching claw | 6 |
#82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
#172 | unearthly onyx | 6 |
#1148 | unstable DNA | 30 |
#833 | unstable laser battery | 50 |
#333 | useless powder | 459 |
#1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
#1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
#32 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 86 |
#119 | wad of slimy rags | 8 |
#685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
#264 | white lightning | 51 |
#49 | wine-soaked bone chips | 18 |
#626 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 31 |
#2364 | yo-yo | 1 |