| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #74 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #494 | BURT | 20 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #312 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,040 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #784 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #756 | Crimbo candied pecan | 11 |
| #683 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #94 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 5 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #1163 | Crown of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #843 | Drowsy Sword | 18 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1585 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #507 | ammonite fossil | 8 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #2645 | badass belt | 18 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #572 | bananagate | 8 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #564 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #519 | bone chips | 22 |
| #142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #246 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #237 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #151 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #675 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 13 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #163 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #96 | club sandwich | 4 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #895 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #634 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #480 | corrupted data | 15 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1299 | dill | 7 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #1097 | eggnog | 12 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1875 | elven cellocello | 6 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #350 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #298 | flowing hippy skirt | 2 |
| #412 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #240 | fossilized spike | 18 |
| #361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #450 | fossilized torso | 8 |
| #366 | fossilized wing | 8 |
| #539 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #233 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #190 | handful of honey | 41 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #24 | honey mead | 2 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #153 | hot pink lipstick | 6 |
| #1464 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #64 | invisibility potion | 7 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #67 | irresistibility potion | 7 |
| #77 | irritability potion | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #909 | jerky coins | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #583 | kumquartz | 7 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #456 | lollipop stick | 81 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #363 | mulled cider | 3 |
| #830 | mummy costume | 4 |
| #104 | mummy mask | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #608 | pearidot | 6 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #248 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #210 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 5 |
| #131 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 8 |
| #178 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 6 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #322 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3 |
| #266 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #308 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 3 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1097 | pretty flower | 14 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #949 | robotronic egg | 29 |
| #1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #271 | shiny butcherknife | 3 |
| #1078 | shiny ring | 19 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #137 | smoked potsherd | 7 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #155 | sponge cake | 4 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #595 | sucker scaffold | 6 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1411 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 10 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #844 | tofurkey gravy | 10 |
| #1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #603 | towel | 14 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #415 | unearthed potsherd | 3 |
| #1891 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #1488 | vinegar | 3 |
| #215 | volcanic ash | 28 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #338 | warbear requisition box | 2 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |