| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #124 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,155 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #934 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #824 | canteen of wine | 25 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1243 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #673 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #761 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #431 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #1248 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1021 | fudgecule | 76 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #509 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1063 | hobo nickel | 19 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #804 | knuckle sandwich | 20 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #958 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #152 | rigid carapace | 21 |
| #2470 | rogue swarmer | 8 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #1146 | unstable DNA | 30 |
| #388 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |