SlappyJack

RankItemQuantity
#343'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign5
#8031-ball4
#8401337 7r0uZ0RZ3
#10502-ball2
#7713-ball4
#101630669 scroll1
#122333398 scroll1
#11134-ball2
#1034-d camera2
#3234-dimensional guitar3
#7745-ball4
#10726-ball2
#9047-ball3
#10538-ball11
#6269-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#36Arrrmetia trading card4
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#574BGE shotglass12
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#478Baron von Ratsworth's monocle24
#612Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#343Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#304Boss Bat bling11
#358Boss Bat britches39
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#477Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#210Codpiece of the Goblin King31
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#348Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket2
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#331Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2
#472Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#244Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#162Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher2
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#191Crimbot schematic: Crab Core2
#176Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head2
#247Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#212Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#206Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#475Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#180Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder2
#352Crimbot schematic: Power Arm4
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#408Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun2
#313Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet2
#372Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis3
#254Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#53Disco 'Fro Pick21
#92Earring of Fire1
#480El Sombrero De Lopez5
#1467Elder Turtle Shell2
#1366Feynman gate3
#211Frosty's carrot1
#698Frosty's frosty mug1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#307General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket2
#98Glass Balls of the Goblin King20
#892Green Clover of Justice2
#758Heimandatz's heart2
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1675Iron Beta of Industry1
#482Jocko Homo's head4
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#827Knob Goblin pants3
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#472Krakrox's Loincloth2
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#777Lederhosen of the Night1
#252Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet98
#107Mer-kin roundshield1
#987Mohawk wig1
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#304Nickel Gamma of Frugality22
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#309Orcish meat locker1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#514Safari Jack's moustache3
#529Scalp of Gorgolok6
#494Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#210Serenity trading card1
#190Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags4
#947Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#295The Mariachi's guitar case6
#101The Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#76Thorny Toad trading card2
#755Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette5
#1413Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1945Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1804Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#143UV monocular1
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#161Whoompa Fur Pants1
#227Woldo trading card1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#1147Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#154Zim Merman's guitar5
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#705all-purpose cleaner1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#613antique greaves4
#743antique helmet2
#669antique shield3
#692antique spear3
#126archaeologing shovel1
#433asbestos apron1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#2064astronaut pants1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#542badass belt87
#326bag of bones5
#147bag of lard8
#389balloon monkey4
#70bark boxers1
#783batblade1
#41bezoar ring1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#351black eyedrops2
#534black greaves2
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#667black shield1
#816bloody clown pants2
#56blue plasma ball1,031
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#1054box1
#114breath mint53
#18brick of sand100
#232broken carburetor1
#623broken sword1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#593bullet-proof corduroys1
#968bunny liver1
#289buoybottoms2
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#1344capacitor relay4
#896carbon nanotube frame10
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#106clay peace-sign bead72
#34clingfilm trousers1
#101clockwork pants1
#611cocktail napkin1
#883commemorative war stein1
#864cool whip1
#510copper ha'penny charrrm5
#129decaying goldfish liver65
#27decaying wooden oar1
#9decaying wooden paddle3
#7decaying wooden pole3
#771draggin' ball hat2
#44duct tape dockers2
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#895eXtreme mittens1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#381easter egg balloon56
#388effluvious emerald2
#14fancy black tie1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#86fishy wand1
#258flimsy clipboard1
#383flowing hippy skirt1
#1032friendly cheez blob2
#679frilly skirt2
#427furry pants1
#592fuzzy earmuffs1
#92gauze shorts2
#386giant cactus quill1
#1277giant discarded bottlecap2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#828giant discarded torn-up glove4
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#452giant foam finger2
#1254giant needle1
#25giant penguin keychain89
#2535giant pinky ring1
#383glacial sapphire1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#185gold lamé pants4
#244gold wedding ring33
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#272handful of confetti131
#1397heart of the volcano2
#65hippopotamus pants2
#19hobo dungarees1
#459hors d'oeuvre tray1
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#927ion grid10
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#558leather chaps2
#1310logic synthesizer4
#198longhaired hippy wig3
#171makeshift skirt1
#1299mariachi pants1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#602miner's pants2
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#136mother's secret recipe1
#992mummy costume1
#690ninja hot pants2
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#838old sweatpants65
#82orange peel hat6
#69palm-frond capris2
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#264paperclip183
#101paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#1682passable elf mask1
#87penguin shorts2
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#592pitchfork1
#162pixel pants1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1184pool cue1
#1811pretty flower2
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#973really dense meat stack5
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#252rib of the Bonerdagon7
#1271rigid carapace3
#269ring of half-assed regeneration12
#325rubber WWBD? bracelet19
#524rubber WWJD? bracelet14
#462rubber WWSPD? bracelet15
#1022rusty chain necklace1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#758shredded hellseal hide1
#569snowboarder pants3
#426solid gold bowling ball44
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#252spangly mariachi pants1
#367steamy ruby2
#936stone of eXtreme power5
#537stray chihuahua5
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#451stuffed Cheshire bitten88
#520stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech81
#1484stuffed alien blob4
#557stuffed angry cow79
#705stuffed astral badger67
#663stuffed baby gravy fairy71
#7694stuffed cocoabo2
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#450stuffed flaming gravy fairy93
#634stuffed frozen gravy fairy74
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2498stuffed gray blob2
#614stuffed hand turkey74
#572stuffed mind flayer79
#528stuffed scary death orb84
#553stuffed sleazy gravy fairy82
#450stuffed snowy owl90
#678stuffed spooky gravy fairy69
#939stuffed spooky mushroom9
#560stuffed stinky gravy fairy78
#421stuffed undead elbow macaroni95
#256sucker hakama1
#970tattered paper crown1
#401tawdry amethyst1
#752tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#748tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory2
#753tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer2
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#753tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer2
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#747tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer2
#750tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer2
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#743tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer2
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#731tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign2
#749tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer2
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#744tiny die-cast factory worker elf2
#756tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf2
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#741tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf2
#325tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg2
#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#304tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming2
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#443tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear10
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#471tiny plastic Beebee King5
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#486tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter9
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#573tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel4
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1730tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#825tiny plastic Father McGruber4
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#684tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist6
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#653tiny plastic Norville Rogers6
#3859tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#342tiny plastic Queen Bee7
#681tiny plastic Scott the Miner6
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#859tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer2
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#866tiny plastic angry space marine4
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#536tiny plastic batbugbear8
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#487tiny plastic bee swarm9
#741tiny plastic beebee gunners5
#736tiny plastic beebee queue5
#2571tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#396tiny plastic black ops bugbear11
#438tiny plastic blazing bat10
#4842tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#758tiny plastic bugaboo5
#963tiny plastic buzzerker3
#667tiny plastic cavebugbear6
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6238tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#466tiny plastic fire servant5
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3328tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#8091tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#536tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear8
#3904tiny plastic killer bee4
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#312tiny plastic moneybee14
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#761tiny plastic mumblebee5
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#497tiny plastic peacannon5
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2642tiny plastic sauceror2
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8223tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1916tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#684tiny plastic the Free Man3
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#488tip jar1
#37torquoise ring1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#259tube sock2
#417unearthly onyx1
#110union scalemail pants1
#1233unstable DNA26
#574white satin pants3
#1027wolfman mask1
#589wreath of laurels1
#80yakskin kilt1
#106yakskin pants1
#1378yellow candy heart1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 4,477 items total!

what items are this player missing?