| #69 | 1,970 carat gold | 13 |
| #407 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 13 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #312 | BGE merchandise order form | 13 |
| #531 | BURT | 13 |
| #75 | Barney's rake | 4 |
| #143 | Beach Buck | 13 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #285 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 13 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1443 | CRIMBCO scrip | 13 |
| #7 | Can of Spaghetto | 13 |
| #446 | Chroner | 13 |
| #113 | Coinspiracy | 13 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #338 | Crimbo Credit | 13 |
| #182 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 13 |
| #2316 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #72 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 5 |
| #276 | Elf Guard MPC | 13 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #760 | FDKOL commendation | 13 |
| 🥈 | First Post shirt package | 1 |
| #191 | Freddy Kruegerand | 13 |
| #98 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 13 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #195 | Green Clover of Justice | 10 |
| #9 | Instant Karma | 616 |
| #13 | Iron Beta of Industry | 345 |
| #38 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| #30 | Martialest Arts trophy | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #24 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 111 |
| #110 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 59 |
| #114 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 18 |
| #91 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 8 |
| #517 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #31 | Red Balloon of Valor | 6 |
| #118 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 13 |
| #82 | Rubeeâ„¢ | 13 |
| #627 | Schrödinger's thermos | 13 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 31 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 12 |
| #52 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 14 |
| #410 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 12 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 15 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #84 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 18 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 15 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 3 |
| #60 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 22 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #461 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 11 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #440 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #173 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 17 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #643 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 9 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #17 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 13 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #33 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 9 |
| #27 | Victor's Spoils | 13 |
| #45 | Volcoino | 13 |
| #82 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 13 |
| #759 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 13 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #118 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 20 |
| #181 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #30 | bag of foreign bribes | 13 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 13 |
| #16 | bottled day | 8 |
| #4116 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #36 | buffalo dime | 13 |
| #248 | burnt flower | 13 |
| #114 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #303 | chocolate filthy lucre | 13 |
| #62 | cop dollar | 13 |
| #65 | crate of firebombs | 13 |
| 🥈 | cyclops eyedrops | 1,500 |
| #8 | damp old wallet | 35 |
| #15 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #204 | designer handbag | 13 |
| #10 | distention pill | 123 |
| #173 | dollar-sign bag | 13 |
| #13 | dream of a dog | 13 |
| #521 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 13 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #22 | facsimile dictionary | 243 |
| #222 | fat loot token | 13 |
| #1285 | filthy lucre | 13 |
| #254 | fistful of ashes | 13 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| 🥇 | floaty pebbles | 458 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #9 | frost flower | 150 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #21 | gift-a-pult | 13 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #258 | gloomy black mushroom | 13 |
| #23 | grue egg | 396 |
| #17 | halibut | 37 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #1094 | hobo nickel | 13 |
| #30 | hot stuffing | 13 |
| #207 | huge gold coin | 13 |
| 🥇 | irradiated pet snacks | 1,234 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #168 | jawbruiser | 13 |
| #12 | live lobster | 234 |
| #101 | lost elf luggage | 13 |
| #151 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 20 |
| #201 | magical pony: Pearjack | 9 |
| #160 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 16 |
| #273 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #184 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 12 |
| #169 | magical pony: Uniquity | 15 |
| #571 | mushroom fermenting solution | 13 |
| #50 | odd silver coin | 13 |
| #87 | phish stick | 13 |
| #4 | picky tweezers | 8 |
| #66 | piece of after eight | 13 |
| #165 | pile of gold coins | 13 |
| #59 | pixel coin | 13 |
| 🥉 | pixel stopwatch | 80 |
| #96 | pixellated moneybag | 13 |
| #38 | pocket ace | 13 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #112 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #533 | quantum taco | 13 |
| #75 | really dense meat stack | 54 |
| #46 | replica bat-oomerang | 13 |
| #109 | ridiculous cocktail | 13 |
| #104 | ridiculous sandwich | 13 |
| #290 | sand dollar | 13 |
| #547 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #45 | secret from the future | 4 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #24 | solid gold bowling ball | 409 |
| #80 | solid gold jewel | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #40 | still-beating spleen | 13 |
| #146 | stink-penny | 13 |
| #13 | stuffed yo-yo | 162 |
| 🥉 | suspicious-looking fedora | 23 |
| #10 | synthetic dog hair pill | 123 |
| #116 | unidentified drink | 13 |
| #70 | valuable coin | 13 |
| #63 | warbear officer requisition box | 13 |
| #222 | warbear requisition box | 13 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #61 | your own black heart | 13 |