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WeeBuffBot

Rank	Item	Quantity
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#1427	2-ball	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#510	30669 scroll	11
#536	33398 scroll	21
#213	334 scroll	32
#1077	5-ball	2
#1426	6-ball	1
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1332	8-ball	7
#59	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	5
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#439	Black No. 2	9
#290	Blatantly Canadian	9
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#68	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
#51	C.H.U.M. chum	44
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#246	CSA fire-starting kit	46
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#128	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#973	Crown of the Goblin King	25
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#775	Drowsy Sword	21
#1465	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#217	Frat Army FGF	19
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#396	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#156	Hippy Army MPE	62
#359	Hollandaise helmet	4
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#931	Imp Ale	74
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#721	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#623	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#379	Knob Goblin firecracker	46
#309	Knob Goblin harem pants	13
#415	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#702	Knob Goblin love potion	6
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#704	Knob Goblin pants	6
#506	Knob Goblin perfume	4
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#651	Knob Goblin scimitar	7
#576	Knob Goblin seltzer	9
#444	Knob Goblin spatula	9
#538	Knob Goblin steroids	10
#589	Knob Goblin superseltzer	3
#758	Knob Goblin tongs	5
#536	Knob mushroom	6
#151	Knob nuts	4
#342	Knob pasty	1
#443	Knob sausage	5
#803	Knoll mushroom	4
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#1179	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	21
#1045	Mad Train wine	24
#93	Mae West	16
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#403	Meat detector	1
#115	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	30
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#264	Mohawk wig	44
#227	Monstar energy beverage	32
#501	Mountain Stream soda	24
#163	Mr. Accessory	1
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#138	NG	10
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#287	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#424	Orcish baseball cap	6
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#140	PADL Phone	111
#291	Penultimate Fantasy chest	79
#146	Piddles	5
#315	Pine-Fresh air freshener	10
#700	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#450	Spam Witch sammich	62
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#419	Supernova Champagne	7
#324	Swabbie™ swab	6
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#1122	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	17
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#323	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	8
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#947	Trollhouse cookies	8
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#387	Typical Tavern swill	10
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#44	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	18
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#141	abominable blubber	6
#503	accidental cider	1
#451	acoustic guitarrr	7
#366	adder bladder	17
#417	all-purpose cleaner	8
#356	amulet of extreme plot significance	40
#435	ancient Magi-Wipes	8
#148	ancient protein powder	46
#213	ancient spice	11
#455	ancient vinyl coin purse	4
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#85	annoying pitchfork	27
#327	ant agonist	7
#128	ant sickle	3
#179	anti-anti-antidote	27
#895	antique helmet	1
#405	antique packet of ketchup	2
#96	armgun	52
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#297	asbestos ore	23
#729	asparagus knife	4
#2450	baconstone	1
#2461	badass belt	20
#753	bag of lard	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#339	balaclava baklava	7
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#420	bar skin	23
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#1798	barrrnacle	2
#186	barskin tent	1
#487	baseball	7
#500	bat guano	13
#475	bat wing	20
#329	batblade	9
#240	batgut	137
#643	bed of coals	1
#215	beer bomb	186
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#541	beer lens	2
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#370	bilge wine	34
#238	bird rib	5
#352	bit of clingfilm	12
#140	bit-o-cactus	36
#289	black kettle drum	2
#187	black pepper	13
#461	black picnic basket	1
#523	black shield	2
#478	black snake skin	8
#258	black spot	3
#726	black sword	1
#531	blackberry	8
#174	blue class ring	24
#235	bone flute	5
#424	booty chest charrrm	10
#340	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#229	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	6
#175	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	15
#411	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
#218	bottle of Ooze-O	5
#269	bottle of alcohol	11
#842	bottle of gin	8
#396	bottle of rum	120
#336	bottle of sewage schnapps	15
#748	bottle of tequila	13
#762	bottle of vodka	9
#700	bottle of whiskey	26
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#414	bowl of cottage cheese	43
#46	box of bear arms	1
#3448	box of sunshine	20
#911	boxed wine	7
#452	briefcase	7
#910	broken skull	5
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#258	bronzed locust	9
#517	brown sugar cane	3
#864	bubbly potion	2
#903	bugbear beanie	2
#789	bugbear bungguard	3
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#658	bum cheek	9
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#146	buoybottoms	7
#290	cactus fruit	6
#282	calle de miel	5
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#733	can of spinach	2
#1176	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7
#783	candied yams	11
#333	cannonball charrrm	16
#204	canopic jar	38
#125	carbonated soy milk	76
#395	carbonated water lily	7
#331	cardboard katana	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#873	casino pass	1
#636	cast	11
#35	cast-iron legacy paddle	8
#234	cat appendix	18
#280	catgut	29
#109	catskin buckler	1
#335	centipede eggs	8
#306	chaos butterfly	838
#103	charming flute	7
#314	cheap cigar butt	4
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#823	chef's hat	3
#235	chloroform rag	16
#492	chopsticks	5
#198	chrome ore	33
#277	chrome sword	3
#747	clockwork key	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#1026	club necklace	7
#293	cocktail napkin	12
#143	cocoa eggshell fragment	633
#798	coconut shell	12
#597	coffin lid	1
#767	cog	12
#558	cold ninja mask	3
#77	cold nuggets	67
#170	cold powder	4
#94	cold wad	58
#716	comfy coffin	1
#366	commemorative war stein	56
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#375	cool whip	8
#592	copper ha'penny charrrm	3
#389	corn holder	2
#270	corncob pipe	5
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#736	corpsedriver	6
#1811	corpsetini	1
#259	costume sword	2
#522	cranberries	33
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#347	cream stout	6
#390	creamsicle	4
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#233	cup of infinite pencils	6
#585	dance card	1
#876	dark potion	2
#572	dead guy's watch	8
#234	decaying goldfish liver	29
#514	dehydrated caviar	4
#516	demon skin	11
#838	dense meat stack	9
#333	dented harmonica	3
#253	depantsing bomb	16
#275	desiccated apricot	24
#1595	diamond necklace	4
#387	diamond-studded cane	13
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#663	dirty hobo gloves	11
#310	disassembled clover	288
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#1649	disco ball	2
#1416	disco mask	3
#666	disease	8
#345	dishrag	1
#438	displaced fish	6
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#58	dollar sign	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#276	drab sonata	16
#708	draggin' ball hat	3
#649	dried face	2
#353	drum machine	11
#887	dry noodles	7
#520	drywall axe	24
#154	ducha de oro	11
#1733	duct tape	5
#340	dungeoneer's dungarees	3
#377	dusty bottle of Marsala	40
#442	dusty bottle of Merlot	31
#410	dusty bottle of Muscat	31
#405	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	36
#499	dusty bottle of Port	24
#362	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	40
#227	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	3
#508	eXtreme mittens	5
#504	eXtreme scarf	4
#865	effervescent potion	2
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#323	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	37
#573	empty meat tank	2
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#243	enchanted bean	11
#106	energy drink IV	51
#306	ennui-flavored potato chips	148
#599	enormous belt buckle	2
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#34	equal sign	8
#409	evil golden arch	17
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#907	eyepatch	2
#722	f3d0r4	3
#467	facsimile dictionary	22
#163	fancy bath salts	129
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#228	ferret bait	53
#154	fettucini Inconnu	6
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#606	filthy corduroys	5
#551	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#1583	filthy lucre	6
#175	filthy poultice	49
#298	finger cymbals	1
#489	fish-liver oil	5
#855	fizzy potion	2
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#724	flaming crutch	3
#711	flaming talons	3
#466	flange	3
#905	flaregun	1
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#435	floaty sand	30
#593	flute of flat champagne	5
#202	frayed rope belt	7
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#193	frigid hankyū	2
#501	frigid mote	1
#473	frigid ninja stars	56
#679	frilly skirt	2
#427	frozen nunchaku	5
#149	funky dried mushroom	89
#169	furniture dolly	18
#1042	furry fur	11
#404	fuzzbump	4
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#191	gas balloon	57
#230	gator skin	36
#238	gauze garter	65
#99	ghuol ears	234
#607	ghuol egg	16
#425	ghuol guolash	15
#191	giant cactus quill	4
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1146	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#140	giant foam finger	32
#190	giant needle	401
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#522	glass of goat's milk	10
#273	glittery mascara	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#270	glowing red eye	74
#288	gnatwing	17
#157	gnoll lips	26
#167	gnoll teeth	29
#550	goat beard	5
#846	goat cheese	1
#700	goat cheese pizza	3
#218	goatskin umbrella	7
#388	gob of wet hair	32
#127	gold lamé pants	7
#2658	googly eye	1
#529	goth kid t-shirt	6
#339	gr8ps	11
#231	grassy cutlass	4
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#236	green pixel	278
#201	green smoke bomb	11
#594	gremlin juice	1
#547	grog	1
#696	grouchy restless spirit	5
#1190	grue egg	22
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#298	grungy bandana	2
#259	grungy flannel shirt	2
#871	guitar pick	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#382	hair spray	10
#217	half-baked potion	4
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#96	halibut	1
#1648	hamethyst	3
#1464	handful of confetti	26
#425	handful of hand chalk	57
#225	handful of moss	21
#324	handful of sand	49
#425	handful of sawdust	6
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#506	happiness	2
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#640	heart necklace	11
#81	heavy D	2,214
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#457	hellion cube	10
#1004	helmet turtle	17
#157	henna face paint	12
#846	herbal stuffing	9
#570	herbs	13
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#453	hobo nickel	552
#264	honey-dipped locust	10
#267	horizontal tango	4
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#588	hot date	2
#179	hot katana blade	104
#99	hot nuggets	55
#263	hot plate	3
#244	hot powder	3
#134	hot wad	66
#239	hot wing	366
#408	huge spoon	3
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#62	ice sickle	1
#1401	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	8
#822	ice-cold Willer	27
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#499	icy katana hilt	3
#100	imp air	9
#340	imp unity ring	3
#193	infernal fife	8
#547	infernal insoles	3
#312	jack flapper	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#149	keg shield	29
#281	ketchup hound	19
#144	kick-ass kicks	31
#220	kiwi	10
#289	knob bugle	2
#210	leaflet	6
#647	leather mask	3
#510	leathery bat skin	7
#612	leathery cat skin	5
#166	leathery rat skin	35
#54	left bracket	4
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#39	left parenthesis	41
#265	lemon	213
#339	leotarrrd	5
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#498	lihc eye	19
#446	lihc face	8
#141	lime	131
#889	line	6
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#499	linoleum ore	7
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#172	lion oil	7
#935	lollipop stick	2
#256	long pork	6
#929	long skinny balloon	1
#309	loose teeth	185
#247	los chinos	2
#761	lowercase N	3
#249	lucky bottlecap	6
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#312	lump of diamond	8
#934	magical ice cubes	6
#301	magicalness-in-a-can	13
#97	magilaser blastercannon	59
#676	maiden wig	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#417	maple syrup	10
#480	margarita	1
#367	mariachi hat	3
#378	meat engine	3
#775	meat paste	7
#632	meat stack	17
#486	meat vortex	54
#132	meatspout staff	1
#168	metallic A	316
#840	milky potion	2
#292	mime soul fragment	10
#260	miner's helmet	12
#303	miner's pants	9
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#313	mixed wildflower greens	1
#212	mojo filter	6
#406	molotov cocktail cocktail	6
#354	monkey wrench	3
#152	monster bait	1
#542	mother's little helper	2
#456	moxie weed	32
#358	mummy wrapping	37
#722	murky potion	4
#104	natural fennel soda	67
#527	ninja hot pants	4
#628	ninja mop	1
#125	nurse's hat	1
#765	obsidian dagger	23
#175	ocarina of space	18
#316	ocean motion	4
#368	old coin purse	12
#374	old leather wallet	11
#1857	old sweatpants	4
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#308	olive	38
#776	orange	3
#320	orange candygram	1
#123	orange peel hat	4
#1170	original G	1
#101	oven mitts	4
#123	overcookie	5
#212	oversized pizza cutter	41
#366	pack of KWE trading card	9
#1115	pail	5
#330	palm frond	17
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#219	panhandle panhandling hat	7
#244	panty raider camouflage	5
#851	papaya	3
#1298	pasta spoon	3
#68	percent sign	10
#175	perforated battle paddle	40
#333	perpendicular hula	3
#288	philosopher's scone	1
#332	phish stick	3
#194	phonics down	501
#117	photoprotoneutron torpedo	350
#1234	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#227	pie crust	5
#740	piece of wedding cake	4
#355	pile of dusty animal bones	13
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#727	pirate pelvis	1
#465	plastic guitar	1
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#449	pointed stick	1
#603	pool cue	6
#127	popsicle stick	18
#1142	pork elf goodies sack	3
#2213	porquoise	1
#195	possessed tomato	2
#477	poutine	6
#146	powdered organs	24
#653	pr0n legs	10
#1037	probability potion	3
#1188	procrastination potion	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#109	pygmy blowgun	29
#295	pygmy nose-bone	2
#116	pygmy pygment	24
#369	radium-flavored potato chips	125
#136	rat appendix	109
#127	ratarang	1
#165	ratgut	36
#89	rave whistle	130
#1034	ravioli hat	7
#340	razor-sharp can lid	43
#179	red class ring	97
#512	red pixel	12
#130	red pixel potion	45
#636	reodorant	3
#610	rice bowl	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#288	ridiculously huge sword	48
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#51	right parenthesis	4
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#188	rockin' wagon	9
#652	rocky raccoon	4
#301	roll in the hay	5
#528	roll of toilet paper	154
#1490	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#1107	rubber WWJD? bracelet	7
#1123	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#825	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	9
#557	ruby W	12
#501	rum and cola	2
#535	rum barrel charrrm	1
#347	rusty bonesaw	1
#402	rusty chain necklace	6
#531	rusty grave robbing shovel	4
#61	rusty piece of rebar	9
#673	sabre teeth	4
#683	safarrri hat	1
#246	sake bomb	85
#1306	saucepan	6
#397	sawblade shield	7
#441	scorpion whip	1
#233	scroll of drastic healing	395
#789	scroll of pasta summoning	10
#956	scrumptious reagent	4
#116	sea salt scrubs	1
#1235	seal-clubbing club	5
#801	seal-skull helmet	4
#164	sewer nuggets	191
#122	shark jumper	1
#312	shaving cream	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#1196	shiny ring	16
#180	shot of rotgut	5
#194	shrinking powder	2
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#534	sk8board	1
#571	skeleton bone	51
#942	skeleton key	1
#509	skewer	9
#546	slap and tickle	1
#75	sleaze nuggets	52
#20	sleaze powder	408
#110	sleaze wad	51
#304	slip 'n' slide	3
#368	smart skull	35
#734	smoky potion	4
#729	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4
#467	snowboarder pants	5
#208	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	757
#909	solid gold bowling ball	15
#546	solid gold pegleg	3
#488	sonar-in-a-biscuit	10
#1175	spade necklace	6
#1139	spectre scepter	26
#282	spiced rum	2
#754	spices	9
#587	spider web	36
#626	spiked femur	2
#59	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
#53	spongy shield	1
#554	spooky bindle	1
#1415	spooky mushroom	3
#111	spooky nuggets	29
#211	spooky powder	5
#560	spooky shrunken head	10
#555	spooky stick	11
#149	spooky wad	30
#682	spork	1
#660	spring	15
#796	sprocket	9
#57	square sponge pants	1
#993	squashed frog	2
#544	stale baguette	1
#614	stalk of asparagus	5
#676	star	15
#606	star hat	1
#252	star key lime pie	2
#309	star staff	1
#73	stench nuggets	90
#203	stench powder	4
#106	stench wad	104
#285	stick of dynamite	7
#330	stinkin' bindle	2
#1502	stolen accordion	3
#731	stone of eXtreme power	9
#137	strawberry	244
#503	strawberry daiquiri	3
#342	strongness elixir	14
#1193	stuffed Cheshire bitten	41
#1803	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	28
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#1051	stuffed angry cow	47
#1198	stuffed astral badger	43
#1361	stuffed baby gravy fairy	38
#1332	stuffed cocoabo	37
#1131	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	45
#904	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	54
#1216	stuffed hand turkey	42
#1403	stuffed mind flayer	37
#1492	stuffed scary death orb	35
#3416	stuffed shoulder parrot	3
#1286	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	40
#1300	stuffed snowy owl	38
#1667	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	31
#1445	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	35
#1090	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	46
#530	stunt nuts	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#1224	sunken chest	1
#324	suntan lotion of moxiousness	14
#234	super-spiky hair gel	408
#207	superamplified boom box	1
#592	supportive bra	1
#563	swashbuckling pants	5
#151	sweet ninja sword	12
#733	swirly potion	4
#346	t8r tots	15
#430	taco shell	14
#351	tambourine	1
#505	tap shoes	1
#259	tarrrnish charrrm	10
#444	tassel	2
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#371	tequila grenade	9
#296	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#87	thin black candle	4,245
#536	thistle wine	1
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#5	tiny bindle	18
#200	tiny house	1,186
#463	tiny maracas	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#364	tip jar	2
#633	tires	5
#283	titanium assault umbrella	38
#2571	toast	24
#1238	tofurkey gravy	6
#1236	tofurkey leg	6
#538	tomato	39
#437	towel	22
#206	true grit	13
#302	tube of dread wax	10
#442	tube sock	1
#1054	turtle totem	14
#97	twinkly nuggets	540
#212	twinkly powder	35
#181	twinkly wad	1,823
#148	ultimate ultimate frisbee	5
#184	unidentified jerky	115
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#774	valuable trinket	87
#764	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	10
#419	viking helmet	21
#546	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#662	wad of dough	25
#104	war tongs	41
#268	water pipe bomb	207
#204	whalebone corset	2
#504	white chocolate chips	12
#192	white class ring	57
#586	white collar	1
#428	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#871	white lightning	3
#803	white picket fence	1
#335	white pixel	92
#279	white rice	4
#418	white satin pants	6
#274	white satin shield	7
#661	white snake skin	8
#510	white sword	5
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#320	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	139
#329	wolf mask	80
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#218	wooden axe	3
#533	wooden stakes	3
#223	wool hat	9
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#420	wrench bracelet	7
#295	wussiness potion	53
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#1163	yeti fur	15
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 28,145 items total!

what items are this player missing?