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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
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| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
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| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
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| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
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| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
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| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
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| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
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| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
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| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
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| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
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| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
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| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
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| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty leotard | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
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| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
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| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
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| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
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| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
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| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
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| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
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| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
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| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
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| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
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| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
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| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
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| #1141 | cog | 1 |
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| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
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| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
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| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
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| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
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| #300 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
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| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
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| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
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| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1009 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #336 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #373 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #715 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
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| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #1839 | towel | 1 |
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| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
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