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| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
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| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
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| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
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| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
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| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
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| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
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| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
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| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
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| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
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| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
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| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
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| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
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| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
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| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
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| 🥉 | Spooky Putty leotard | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
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| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
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| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
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| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
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| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
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| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
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| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
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| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
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| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
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| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
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| #467 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #1024 | disease | 1 |
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| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
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| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
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| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
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| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #542 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
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| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
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| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #631 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #966 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #744 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1452 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #683 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #812 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #241 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #704 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #278 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #772 | reodorant | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1707 | saucepan | 1 |
| #379 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #338 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #320 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #234 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #328 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
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| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #319 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
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| #1841 | towel | 1 |
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| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #497 | true grit | 1 |
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| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
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| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #803 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
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| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
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