stink palm

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🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#437Atomic Comic1
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#183BGE shotglass30
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🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1056Bulky Buddy Box2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#466CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
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#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#1464CRIMBCO scrip10
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#1223CRIMBCOIDS mints4
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#175Chester's cutoffs1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1538Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1495Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#177Eau de Guaneau3
#92Effermintâ„¢ tablets49
#158Everlasting Deckswabber2
#154FDKOL commendation4,831
#78FDKOL hotcakes101
#61FDKOL tattoo1
🥇French slippers1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#126Fudgie Roll2
🥈Fuzzby1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#1048Go-Wassail1
#228Gummi-DNA4
#98Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#209Inndya trading card1
#999Instant Karma2
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#86Knob Goblin stink bomb9
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈LARP membership card1
#669LED block1
#455Lars the Cyberian1
#1063Let Me Be!1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#3897Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#884Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#851Maxing, Relaxing1
🥉Mer-kin saltmint377
#276Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler15
#87Milk Studs147
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#96PEEZ dispenser127
#29PVC staff1
#101Pain Dip3
#2359Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#107PlexiPips2
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#369Red Pill1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#472Schrödinger's thermos26
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#629Summer Nights2
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#132Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro126
#131Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita138
#248Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#151Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco118
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#47Trivial Avocations Card: What?448
#44Trivial Avocations Card: When?494
#44Trivial Avocations Card: Where?486
#45Trivial Avocations Card: Who?486
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#162Wax Flask1
#96Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray63
#771Workytime Tea1
#614Zim Merman's guitar1
🥈a suspicious address1
#335abandoned candy1
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#395ammonite fossil11
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#634anniversary gift box6
#6540badass belt2
#99bag of W&Ws152
#147bag of lard8
#1159ball4
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#251banana supersucker1
#401bananagate15
#1427bath ball gift set1
#595battered Crimbo Crate16
#671beer helmet1
#117beer-a-pult1
#233beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#237belemnite fossil22
#700bindlestocking1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#846black polka-dot oyster egg5
#156black spot5
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#138blank diary1
#246blank fudge mold1
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#943blue plasma ball1
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#221bottle of Mystic Shell4
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#91box of Dweebs152
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#416brine48
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
#592buckyball8
#228burrowgrub hive1
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#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#366can of Binarrrca27
#1101can of CRIMBCOLA4
#957can of spinach1
#1299can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce6
#677candied yams13
#2205candy cane10
#703candy kneecapping stick4
#1030candy knuckles3
🥈carbonite visor1
#86carton of rotten eggs73
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#183cement sandals5
#803cheap studded belt1
#1660cheap toaster1
#103children of the candy corn4
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#193chocolate filthy lucre38
#188chocolate pasta spoon2
#162chocolate saucepan3
#152chocolate stolen accordion3
#1978club necklace3
#118club of the five seasons1
#103cold seal sweat31
#229cold wad8
#716comfy coffin1
#484commemorative war stein18
🥉control crystal1
#1214corpse on the beach3
#854corpsedriver5
#1027corpsetini4
#163corrupted data140
#113crotchety pants1
#40crystalline seal eye1
#273cursed cannonball3
#356cursed dirty joke scroll2
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#597didgeridooka1
#577dill70
#587distressed denim pants1
#548divine blowout1
#561divine can of silly string1
#656donkey flipbook1
#112double-ice gum1
#304drop of water-3711
#232duct tape sword1
#317dusty Crimbo crate34
#174dwarvish magazine7
🥈eerily silent box1
#503effluvious emerald1
#1354eggnog8
#548electrical thingamabob1
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#367elven cellocello35
#1015elven suicide capsule19
#2195evil teddy bear2
#761fake blood1
#411fancy chocolate car7
#1589fancy dress ball4
#686festive sausage2
#388fiery wing1
#514figurine of a charred seal5
#554figurine of a cold seal8
#378figurine of a stinking seal5
#96figurine of an ancient seal10
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#821flavored foot massage oil1
#812floaty sand4
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#817foam dart1
#497foam noodle1
#98foetid seal tear59
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#562frigid air mattress1
#171frigid fudgepuck23
#45frigid-ass club1
#1217fruitcake13
#187fudge bunny3
#197fudge cube1
#453fudge lily9
#144fudge spork2
#446fudgecule2,389
#179fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#689fuzzy busby1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#188gatorskin umbrella1
#475ghost cucumber95
#135giant green gummi bear1
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#131giant yellow gummi bear1
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#2002gingerbread bugbear6
#608gingerbread house1
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#86glowing esca1
#70grape troll doll1
#804green clay bead4
#241green drunki-bear1
#517green gummi ingot40
#110gummi ammonite2
#78gummi belemnite3
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#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#104gummi trilobite2
#339gyroscope9
#106handful of Laughing Willow bark2
#5202handful of confetti1
#209handful of numbers2
#236handmade hobby horse1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1680heart of the volcano1
#473hellseal claw19
#442hellseal whisker15
#588herbal stuffing13
#1141herringcello17
#329hideous egg10
🥉hobo code binder1
#832hobo nickel103
#626holiday cheese log2
#152hot daub1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#231hot egg1
#255hot wad14
#247huge bowl of candy1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#2350immense cyborg hand1
#74infernal toilet brush1
#411inflatable duck2
#454intriguing puzzle box1
#2406irradiated candy cane2
#734jawbruiser4
#1011jerky coins2
#41jingle bell1
#2337killing feather5
#1898kneecapping stick1
#438kumquartz12
#250kumquat supersucker1
#2696laser-broiled pear6
#976licorice garrote3
#175licorice root45
#328limburger biker boots1
#233lime supersucker1
#510live wire2
#266lollipop stick255
#222lotion of stench1
#1977lucky rabbit's foot1
#44lump of Saccharine Maple sap4
#92marine aquamarine2
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#581mime soul fragment1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#108misfit dolly1
#234molten brick45
#1227monomolecular yo-yo11
#1340motivational poster1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#3074nanite-infested candy cane2
#2559nanite-infested eggnog2
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#24non-stick pugil stick1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#3383obsidian dagger1
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#28old soft shoes1
#601oozenog6
#534orange13
#1757oversized fish scaler2
#1889oyster basket1
#1558pack of KWE trading card1
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#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#923paperclip9
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#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#585party hat2
#1238passable elf mask4
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#207pear supersucker1
#524pearidot9
#549penguin focaccia bread28
#983personalized coffee mug1
#332phish stick3
🥈pile of smoking rags1
#846pink clay bead4
#529plastic ingot1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#502pocketwatch on a chain6
#459poison pen4
#512portable photocopier11
#582possessed top10
#193powdered candy sushi set6
#444pulsing flesh8
#633purple clay bead2
#1105razor-tipped yo-yo6
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
#545red class ring13
#222red drunki-bear1
#535red gummi ingot36
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#403ribbon candy1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#499rigid carapace9
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1287robotronic egg15
#2643rogue swarmer2
#2273roll of toilet paper1
#2414sandwich of the gods1
🥇seal medal1
#330seal-blubber candle6
#140seal-brain elixir9
#541seal-skull helmet13
#65sealhide belt1
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#63sealhide cloak1
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#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
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#196sealhide snare1
#86sealhide whip1
🥉sealskin drum1
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#149severed flipper1
#513sewer nuggets3
#138sewer wad20
#82shadowy seal eye1
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#758shredded hellseal hide1
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#511sleazy bindle1
#86slingshot26
#1272slow jam collection1
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#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
🥈soul monocle1
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#3789spectre scepter1
🥈spirit bell1
#55spirit blanket9
#49spirit gum108
#39spirit mattress11
#36spirit pillow11
#44spirit sheet9
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#279spooky wad5
#154spray paint42
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#239squirming egg sac58
#71stench and sour sauce1
#332stench wad6
#801stick-on eyebrow piercing1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#232stinky hi mein1
#821stinky mushroom1
#249stinky mushroom wine1
#261stone frisbee7
🥇stop shield1
#225strawberry supersucker1
#354strawberyl19
#21studded sealhide shield1
#5739stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#89sturdy cane26
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#318sucker scaffold32
#278sucker tachi1
#343superheated fudge10
#630sweet mochi ball7
#242sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#189tainted seal's blood1
#1592teddy borg2
#74teddy borg sewing kit1
#81teflon ore5
#46teflon spatula1
#1190theoretical string4
#295throbbing rage gland1
#785throwing wrench6
🥇time sleigh1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2763tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1389tofurkey leg5
#652top7
#427tourmalime13
#899toy deathbot1
#1040toy hoverpad7
#257triangular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#139trilobite candy mold1
#335trilobite fossil13
#1078twinkly wad1
#272twitching claw14
#2721unstable laser battery4
#158unused walkie-talkie4
#287urinal cake10
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#53velcro broadsword1
#134velcro ore2
#35velcro paddle ball1
#552vinegar72
#89vinyl ore4
#899wad of cotton1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#586wang1
#903white balloon1
#508white class ring11
#831wind-up meatcar1
#46wings of fire2
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#529yellow gummi ingot38
#1511yo-yo7

Wow, that's 15,014 items total!

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