#50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
#1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
#24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
#437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
#308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
#634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
#1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
#1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
#1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
#1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
#1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
#1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
#177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
#92 | Effermint™ tablets | 49 |
#157 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 2 |
#154 | FDKOL commendation | 4,831 |
#78 | FDKOL hotcakes | 101 |
#61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
#1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
#229 | Gummi-DNA | 4 |
#98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
#987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
#86 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 9 |
#720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
#669 | LED block | 1 |
#453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
#3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
#884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
🥉 | Mer-kin saltmint | 377 |
#276 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 15 |
#87 | Milk Studs | 147 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
#790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
#783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
#96 | PEEZ dispenser | 127 |
#29 | PVC staff | 1 |
#101 | Pain Dip | 3 |
#2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
#107 | PlexiPips | 2 |
#230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
#370 | Red Pill | 1 |
#99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
#1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
#471 | Schrödinger's thermos | 26 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
#154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#132 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 126 |
#130 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 138 |
#248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
#151 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 118 |
#658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#47 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 448 |
#44 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 494 |
#44 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 486 |
#45 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 486 |
#918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
#161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
#95 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 63 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
#333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
#394 | ammonite fossil | 11 |
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#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
#6543 | badass belt | 2 |
#100 | bag of W&Ws | 152 |
#147 | bag of lard | 8 |
#1160 | ball | 4 |
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#250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
#401 | bananagate | 15 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#594 | battered Crimbo Crate | 16 |
#668 | beer helmet | 1 |
#117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
#232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
#123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
#236 | belemnite fossil | 22 |
#702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
#154 | black spot | 5 |
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#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
#517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#820 | blue class ring | 1 |
#940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
#67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
#52 | bone crusher | 1 |
#145 | bottle of Blank-Out | 115 |
#221 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 4 |
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#132 | bottle of fire | 111 |
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#385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
#92 | box of Dweebs | 152 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#416 | brine | 48 |
#296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
#591 | buckyball | 8 |
#227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
#713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#360 | can of Binarrrca | 27 |
#1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
#956 | can of spinach | 1 |
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#675 | candied yams | 13 |
#2203 | candy cane | 10 |
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#1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
#85 | carton of rotten eggs | 73 |
#153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
#183 | cement sandals | 5 |
#802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#103 | children of the candy corn | 4 |
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#193 | chocolate filthy lucre | 38 |
#184 | chocolate pasta spoon | 2 |
#157 | chocolate saucepan | 3 |
#149 | chocolate stolen accordion | 3 |
#1980 | club necklace | 3 |
#118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
#103 | cold seal sweat | 31 |
#229 | cold wad | 8 |
#716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
#479 | commemorative war stein | 18 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
#851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
#1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
#163 | corrupted data | 140 |
#112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
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#354 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
#1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
#515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
#595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
#577 | dill | 70 |
#582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
#548 | divine blowout | 1 |
#561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
#655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
#113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
#305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#316 | dusty Crimbo crate | 34 |
#174 | dwarvish magazine | 7 |
🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
#502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
#1355 | eggnog | 8 |
#547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
#364 | elven cellocello | 35 |
#1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
#2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
#761 | fake blood | 1 |
#412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
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#386 | fiery wing | 1 |
#516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
#551 | figurine of a cold seal | 8 |
#378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
#95 | figurine of an ancient seal | 10 |
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#39 | fire axe | 1 |
#81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
#821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
#813 | floaty sand | 4 |
#142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
#816 | foam dart | 1 |
#494 | foam noodle | 1 |
#98 | foetid seal tear | 59 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
#172 | frigid fudgepuck | 23 |
#45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
#1216 | fruitcake | 13 |
#187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
#197 | fudge cube | 1 |
#452 | fudge lily | 9 |
#144 | fudge spork | 2 |
#443 | fudgecule | 2,389 |
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#217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
#687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
#4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
#188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
#475 | ghost cucumber | 95 |
#135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
#173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
#134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
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#169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
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#1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
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#86 | glowing esca | 1 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#799 | green clay bead | 4 |
#243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
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#78 | gummi belemnite | 3 |
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#104 | gummi trilobite | 2 |
#339 | gyroscope | 9 |
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#236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
#471 | hellseal claw | 19 |
#440 | hellseal whisker | 15 |
#587 | herbal stuffing | 13 |
#1139 | herringcello | 17 |
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#830 | hobo nickel | 103 |
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#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
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#255 | hot wad | 14 |
#245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
#1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
#1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
#1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
#1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
#2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
#74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
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#453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
#734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
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#438 | kumquartz | 12 |
#249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
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#975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
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#266 | lollipop stick | 255 |
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#1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
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#45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
#579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
#302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
#109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#233 | molten brick | 45 |
#1226 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
#1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
#598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
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#2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
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#696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
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#418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
#3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
#1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
#28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
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#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
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#1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
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🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
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🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
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#580 | possessed top | 10 |
#191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
#445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
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#1104 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
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#1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
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#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
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#1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
#1286 | robotronic egg | 15 |
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🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
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#536 | seal-skull helmet | 13 |
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#76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
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#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
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#194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
#85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
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#409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
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#52 | silent beret | 1 |
#889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
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#512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
#85 | slingshot | 26 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
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#2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
#31 | soul knife | 1 |
#35 | soul mask | 1 |
🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
#37 | spectral pickle | 640 |
#3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
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#49 | spirit gum | 108 |
#39 | spirit mattress | 11 |
#36 | spirit pillow | 11 |
#44 | spirit sheet | 9 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#279 | spooky wad | 5 |
#152 | spray paint | 42 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#239 | squirming egg sac | 58 |
#71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
#332 | stench wad | 6 |
#801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
#492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
#231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
#822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
#248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
#261 | stone frisbee | 7 |
🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
#224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#354 | strawberyl | 19 |
#21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
#5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
#88 | sturdy cane | 26 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#317 | sucker scaffold | 32 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#343 | superheated fudge | 10 |
#630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
#242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
#189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
#1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
#74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
#79 | teflon ore | 5 |
#46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
#1190 | theoretical string | 4 |
#296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
#785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
#1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
#651 | top | 7 |
#427 | tourmalime | 13 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
#1040 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
#257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
#139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
#334 | trilobite fossil | 13 |
#1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
#272 | twitching claw | 14 |
#2723 | unstable laser battery | 4 |
#155 | unused walkie-talkie | 4 |
#287 | urinal cake | 10 |
#1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
#52 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
#133 | velcro ore | 2 |
#35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
#552 | vinegar | 72 |
#86 | vinyl ore | 4 |
#899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#585 | wang | 1 |
#902 | white balloon | 1 |
#504 | white class ring | 11 |
#830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
#45 | wings of fire | 2 |
#229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
#527 | yellow gummi ingot | 38 |
#1512 | yo-yo | 7 |