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| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #234 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 40 |
| #411 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 15 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #222 | astronaut pants | 40 |
| #727 | badass belt | 70 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #203 | banana | 33 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #222 | bottle of fire | 34 |
| #1528 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #564 | can of Binarrrca | 16 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #565 | club necklace | 12 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #652 | delicious salad | 50 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #433 | easter egg balloon | 51 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #30 | equal sign | 9 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #125 | fancy dress ball | 114 |
| #468 | fancy opera glasses | 8 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #650 | fire | 8 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #250 | garish pinky ring | 18 |
| #418 | giant designer sunglasses | 10 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #105 | green glowstick | 12 |
| #738 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #83 | killer rag doll | 25 |
| #35 | left bracket | 8 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #58 | left parenthesis | 22 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #47 | lowercase a | 2 |
| #150 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 20 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #531 | mushroom fermenting solution | 16 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #939 | old sweatpants | 50 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #163 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 50 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #55 | percent sign | 13 |
| #778 | pet rock | 10 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #309 | prehistoric spear | 12 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #925 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #29 | right parenthesis | 8 |
| #29 | roll of toilet paper | 3,215 |
| #631 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #542 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 13 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #550 | sawblade fragment | 66 |
| #322 | silver shrimp fork | 6 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #695 | spade necklace | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #790 | spectre scepter | 41 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #2151 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #1510 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 33 |
| #1175 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 42 |
| #674 | stuffed Meat | 70 |
| #47 | stuffed alien blob | 123 |
| #603 | stuffed angry cow | 73 |
| #1195 | stuffed astral badger | 43 |
| #955 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 52 |
| #58 | stuffed bandersnatch | 5 |
| #77 | stuffed carpenter | 3 |
| #1968 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #953 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 52 |
| #959 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 51 |
| #250 | stuffed gray blob | 182 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #501 | stuffed key | 117 |
| #1139 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #1210 | stuffed mind flayer | 43 |
| #787 | stuffed mink | 59 |
| #715 | stuffed monocle | 66 |
| #54 | stuffed pocketwatch | 8 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #1489 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #1015 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 49 |
| #994 | stuffed snowy owl | 48 |
| #1336 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #971 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 50 |
| #876 | stuffed teddy butler | 52 |
| #945 | stuffed tin of caviar | 49 |
| #595 | stuffed treasure chest | 97 |
| #807 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 60 |
| #110 | stuffed walrus | 2 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #863 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 19 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 15 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 12 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #760 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 9 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #763 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 21 |
| #757 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #605 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 7 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #588 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #659 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 6 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #742 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #595 | tiny plastic blooper | 12 |
| #644 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 11 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #496 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 9 |
| #764 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 5 |
| #439 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 10 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #984 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 12 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #710 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 24 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #463 | tiny plastic goth giant | 15 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1299 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic moneybee | 6 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #490 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1260 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #479 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 14 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #844 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 9 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 15 |
| #932 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 19 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #617 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 15 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #476 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 14 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #435 | toothsome rock | 24 |
| #458 | toy crazy train | 20 |
| #100 | toy jet pack | 80 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #261 | toy ray gun | 40 |
| #231 | toy space helmet | 40 |
| #129 | tree-eating kite | 268 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #282 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 42 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #45 | wings of fire | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #500 | yo | 19 |