| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #294 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1844 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #597 | Drowsy Sword | 30 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #880 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 30 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #17 | baconstone | 362 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #195 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1377 | box of sunshine | 133 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #230 | delicious salad | 226 |
| #1593 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #92 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 36 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1239 | handful of confetti | 32 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1672 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #860 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #548 | obsidian dagger | 33 |
| #1285 | old sweatpants | 20 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #340 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #720 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #398 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #898 | shiny ring | 25 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #967 | spectre scepter | 32 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #281 | strange shiny disc | 17 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2523 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2331 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #2091 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1205 | stuffed gray blob | 12 |
| #2105 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2766 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2373 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #422 | wrench bracelet | 7 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |